Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:41 am

What is the answer to this question? :wah:

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:37 pm

Seems to me Jimbo's stumped............... or I'm the only one not allowed to play

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:40 pm

Elvira;545457 wrote: Seems to me Jimbo's stumped............... or I'm the only one not allowed to play

actually i'm stumped

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:43 pm

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:44 pm

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:51 pm

Soberano;545467 wrote: What the hell is the use of a log book once you leave school?

Just noticed Elviras last comment and spat carling all down me jumper.

tee hee :wah:

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:52 pm

If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:56 pm

Soberano;545475 wrote: My wife is gonna have to wash it tomorrow and it is her birthday, look what you gone and done.

And your unhappy about that :-3 :rolleyes:

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:58 pm

Soberano;545475 wrote: My wife is gonna have to wash it tomorrow and it is her birthday, look what you gone and done.

I'm sure the shiny new saucepan you bought her for her birthday will cheer her up again.

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:05 pm

Soberano;545484 wrote: OK back on topic.

Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?

Quick!

More importantly, have you got Suze a valentine's day pressie?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:06 pm

Soberano;545484 wrote: OK back on topic.

Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?

Quick!

I can't wait to see the answer to this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:12 pm

Soberano;545493 wrote: My wife is called susie as well you see, thought i would just clear that up.

Gotcha - all cleared up...

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:40 am

Elvira;545465 wrote: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

both

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:41 am

Elvira;545466 wrote: If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

no he is alone and at peace with no women nagging , how can that be wrong :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:42 am

Elvira;545474 wrote: If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?

how amooooosising :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:44 am

Soberano;545484 wrote: OK back on topic.

Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?

Quick!

my excuse for all i do wrong in life is i'm a moron what did you honestly expect , works for me

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:46 am

Elvira;545486 wrote: More importantly, have you got Suze a valentine's day pressie?

refer to answer #2064:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:47 am

Pinky;545534 wrote: Honestly, I once got bought an Ironing board for mine.:rolleyes:

there is always some ass wipe that spoils his girlfriend and makes the rest of us look bad :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:53 am

Soberano;545935 wrote: I put a Fry's Turkish Delight in her Birthday Card, she seems happy enough.

I think i got away with it:sneaky: .

I will take her in town later and treat her to a meal and a pressie. I did get her age wrong i thought she was 47, in fact she is 48 so i got a brownie point for that one.

look buddy dont you get it? , no matter what you would of bought her it would of been wrong , take a leaf outa jimbo's book by them some like a tool box for example , then pretend to be amazed that they dont like it , then say all sincere like "i'm not having my wife upset on her birthday " take her to the shops buy her what she really wants every ones a winner , you mostly , you end up with the tool box :sneaky: as well as being a kind thoughtful husband

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:17 am

If you are riding your bike along a busy road, getting dust and cinders blown into your eyes, what happens to this stuff that gets in your eyes? Where does it go?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:18 am

How do I buy a tuxedo that will be fashionable now and in 30 years?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:20 am

Nomad;545989 wrote: If you are riding your bike along a busy road, getting dust and cinders blown into your eyes, what happens to this stuff that gets in your eyes? Where does it go?

it turns into bogies

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:23 am

Why do men have nipples ?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:23 am

Nomad;545990 wrote: How do I buy a tuxedo that will be fashionable now and in 30 years?

try black with a bow tie why only thirty years buddy

i've got one that will last a last a life time , and then i can be burried in it , probably only need it for ten years though

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:24 am

How long is a giraffes tongue ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:27 am

Is it fair to assume women cant hear a word men are saying if hair is coming out of our noses ?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:28 am

Nomad;545995 wrote: How long is a giraffes tongue ?

about 2 foot

they can blow a raspberry that can carry for 20 miles across the savanna

actually no one knows for sure that its not a fart , but seeing as its sunday i'm looking on the bright side

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:30 am

Nomad;545996 wrote: Is it fair to assume women cant hear a word men are saying if hair is coming out of our noses ?

to untrue i'm afraid , wierd thought though , people say i lost my hair but i have hair it just tries to grow outa my nose maybe the roots just moved

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:39 am

Who gets the royalties for Mein Kampf ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:40 am

Why do some couples sit idly by watching their marriage disinegrate ?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:42 am

Nomad;546004 wrote: Who gets the royalties for Mein Kampf ?

eddie hitler

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:45 am

Nomad;546005 wrote: Why do some couples sit idly by watching their marriage disinegrate ?

i dont know i'm always telling sue to pull her weight in this relationship , i'm not the sort of guy that chains his wife to the kitchen sink , i mean how is she supposed to do the hoovering and the house work etc

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:52 am

I heard that women who've had sex recently give off a scent that attracts guys. Is the same true for men attracting women? And if it is, can I masturbate a lot and achieve the same effect?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:57 am

Nomad;546017 wrote: I heard that women who've had sex recently give off a scent that attracts guys. Is the same true for men attracting women? And if it is, can I masturbate a lot and achieve the same effect?

yes ' buddy most people say i'm the biggest wanker they have ever met , and i'm fighting women off with my ugly stick

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:08 am

jimbo;546021 wrote: yes ' buddy most people say i'm the biggest wanker they have ever met , and i'm fighting women off with my ugly stick

Yes, but they're not coming after you because they like you, they're coming after you to give you a punch in the ear for being so bloody infuriating!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:14 am

Nomad;546017 wrote: I heard that women who've had sex recently give off a scent that attracts guys. Is the same true for men attracting women? And if it is, can I masturbate a lot and achieve the same effect?

just a thought does any one know when its palm sunday

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:29 am

Was Cleopatra really hot?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:29 am

Nomad;546062 wrote: Was Cleopatra really hot?

i heard she had a really nice asp

:sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:35 pm

Hamster;546126 wrote: Jimbo why has it taken me so long to find myself? :-5

hammy you were looking in the wrong places maybe, who and what you are are not defined in the people that dont like you , what and who you are can be found in the people that do like you and love you