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What is the answer to this question? :wah:
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Seems to me Jimbo's stumped............... or I'm the only one not allowed to play 

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Elvira;545457 wrote: Seems to me Jimbo's stumped............... or I'm the only one not allowed to play 
actually i'm stumped


actually i'm stumped


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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Soberano;545467 wrote: What the hell is the use of a log book once you leave school?
Just noticed Elviras last comment and spat carling all down me jumper.
tee hee :wah:
Just noticed Elviras last comment and spat carling all down me jumper.
tee hee :wah:
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If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
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Soberano;545475 wrote: My wife is gonna have to wash it tomorrow and it is her birthday, look what you gone and done.
And your unhappy about that :-3 :rolleyes:

And your unhappy about that :-3 :rolleyes:
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Soberano;545475 wrote: My wife is gonna have to wash it tomorrow and it is her birthday, look what you gone and done.
I'm sure the shiny new saucepan you bought her for her birthday will cheer her up again.

I'm sure the shiny new saucepan you bought her for her birthday will cheer her up again.

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Soberano;545484 wrote: OK back on topic.
Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?
Quick!
More importantly, have you got Suze a valentine's day pressie?
Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?
Quick!
More importantly, have you got Suze a valentine's day pressie?
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Soberano;545484 wrote: OK back on topic.
Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?
Quick!
I can't wait to see the answer to this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?
Quick!
I can't wait to see the answer to this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(
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Soberano;545493 wrote: My wife is called susie as well you see, thought i would just clear that up.
Gotcha - all cleared up...
Gotcha - all cleared up...

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Elvira;545465 wrote: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
both
both

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Elvira;545466 wrote: If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
no he is alone and at peace with no women nagging , how can that be wrong :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
no he is alone and at peace with no women nagging , how can that be wrong :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Elvira;545474 wrote: If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
how amooooosising :rolleyes:
how amooooosising :rolleyes:
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Soberano;545484 wrote: OK back on topic.
Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?
Quick!
my excuse for all i do wrong in life is i'm a moron what did you honestly expect , works for me
Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?
Quick!
my excuse for all i do wrong in life is i'm a moron what did you honestly expect , works for me

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Elvira;545486 wrote: More importantly, have you got Suze a valentine's day pressie?
refer to answer #2064:D
refer to answer #2064:D
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Pinky;545534 wrote: Honestly, I once got bought an Ironing board for mine.:rolleyes:
there is always some ass wipe that spoils his girlfriend and makes the rest of us look bad :rolleyes:
there is always some ass wipe that spoils his girlfriend and makes the rest of us look bad :rolleyes:
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Soberano;545935 wrote: I put a Fry's Turkish Delight in her Birthday Card, she seems happy enough.
I think i got away with it:sneaky: .
I will take her in town later and treat her to a meal and a pressie. I did get her age wrong i thought she was 47, in fact she is 48 so i got a brownie point for that one.
look buddy dont you get it? , no matter what you would of bought her it would of been wrong , take a leaf outa jimbo's book by them some like a tool box for example , then pretend to be amazed that they dont like it , then say all sincere like "i'm not having my wife upset on her birthday " take her to the shops buy her what she really wants every ones a winner , you mostly , you end up with the tool box :sneaky: as well as being a kind thoughtful husband
I think i got away with it:sneaky: .
I will take her in town later and treat her to a meal and a pressie. I did get her age wrong i thought she was 47, in fact she is 48 so i got a brownie point for that one.
look buddy dont you get it? , no matter what you would of bought her it would of been wrong , take a leaf outa jimbo's book by them some like a tool box for example , then pretend to be amazed that they dont like it , then say all sincere like "i'm not having my wife upset on her birthday " take her to the shops buy her what she really wants every ones a winner , you mostly , you end up with the tool box :sneaky: as well as being a kind thoughtful husband

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If you are riding your bike along a busy road, getting dust and cinders blown into your eyes, what happens to this stuff that gets in your eyes? Where does it go?
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How do I buy a tuxedo that will be fashionable now and in 30 years?
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Nomad;545989 wrote: If you are riding your bike along a busy road, getting dust and cinders blown into your eyes, what happens to this stuff that gets in your eyes? Where does it go?
it turns into bogies
it turns into bogies

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Nomad;545990 wrote: How do I buy a tuxedo that will be fashionable now and in 30 years?
try black with a bow tie why only thirty years buddy
i've got one that will last a last a life time , and then i can be burried in it , probably only need it for ten years though

try black with a bow tie why only thirty years buddy
i've got one that will last a last a life time , and then i can be burried in it , probably only need it for ten years though


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Is it fair to assume women cant hear a word men are saying if hair is coming out of our noses ?
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Nomad;545995 wrote: How long is a giraffes tongue ?
about 2 foot
they can blow a raspberry that can carry for 20 miles across the savanna
actually no one knows for sure that its not a fart , but seeing as its sunday i'm looking on the bright side

about 2 foot

they can blow a raspberry that can carry for 20 miles across the savanna
actually no one knows for sure that its not a fart , but seeing as its sunday i'm looking on the bright side


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Nomad;545996 wrote: Is it fair to assume women cant hear a word men are saying if hair is coming out of our noses ?
to untrue i'm afraid , wierd thought though , people say i lost my hair but i have hair it just tries to grow outa my nose maybe the roots just moved

to untrue i'm afraid , wierd thought though , people say i lost my hair but i have hair it just tries to grow outa my nose maybe the roots just moved
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Why do some couples sit idly by watching their marriage disinegrate ?
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Nomad;546004 wrote: Who gets the royalties for Mein Kampf ?
eddie hitler
eddie hitler
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Nomad;546005 wrote: Why do some couples sit idly by watching their marriage disinegrate ?
i dont know i'm always telling sue to pull her weight in this relationship , i'm not the sort of guy that chains his wife to the kitchen sink , i mean how is she supposed to do the hoovering and the house work etc
i dont know i'm always telling sue to pull her weight in this relationship , i'm not the sort of guy that chains his wife to the kitchen sink , i mean how is she supposed to do the hoovering and the house work etc
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I heard that women who've had sex recently give off a scent that attracts guys. Is the same true for men attracting women? And if it is, can I masturbate a lot and achieve the same effect?
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Nomad;546017 wrote: I heard that women who've had sex recently give off a scent that attracts guys. Is the same true for men attracting women? And if it is, can I masturbate a lot and achieve the same effect?
yes ' buddy most people say i'm the biggest wanker they have ever met , and i'm fighting women off with my ugly stick
yes ' buddy most people say i'm the biggest wanker they have ever met , and i'm fighting women off with my ugly stick

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jimbo;546021 wrote: yes ' buddy most people say i'm the biggest wanker they have ever met , and i'm fighting women off with my ugly stick 
Yes, but they're not coming after you because they like you, they're coming after you to give you a punch in the ear for being so bloody infuriating!

Yes, but they're not coming after you because they like you, they're coming after you to give you a punch in the ear for being so bloody infuriating!
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Nomad;546017 wrote: I heard that women who've had sex recently give off a scent that attracts guys. Is the same true for men attracting women? And if it is, can I masturbate a lot and achieve the same effect?
just a thought does any one know when its palm sunday
just a thought does any one know when its palm sunday

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Nomad;546062 wrote: Was Cleopatra really hot?
i heard she had a really nice asp
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i heard she had a really nice asp

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Hamster;546126 wrote: Jimbo why has it taken me so long to find myself? :-5
hammy you were looking in the wrong places maybe, who and what you are are not defined in the people that dont like you , what and who you are can be found in the people that do like you and love you

hammy you were looking in the wrong places maybe, who and what you are are not defined in the people that dont like you , what and who you are can be found in the people that do like you and love you


