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What is your cure for procrastination? I need to clean out my fridge, I'm sure I have the cure for avian flu growing in the back somewhere.
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covenant wrote: Life, lost loves, new challenges, the pursuit of perfection, you know, the usual:D
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Hi Unc, Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 10 ounces? :wah:
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If you can prop a table up, can you also prop it down?
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If soaps and shampoos come in so many colours, why are they always white when you rub them on your head or hands? :-2
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If you sent someone some bubblewrap, what would you pack it in?
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Why is it that if you tell one person to sit up and another to sit down, they both end up doing the same thing?
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Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand? :wah:
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If you attempt to fail and succeed, what have you actually done? :sneaky:
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Why is it called a Television Set if you only get one? :-3
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If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? :wah:
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Daedalus and Icarus...
the myth is fascinating, but who do you think were the real people behind the story?
the myth is fascinating, but who do you think were the real people behind the story?
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SnoozeControl wrote: You know what p*sses me off? These people with "Ask me" threads that don't bother to answer the questions.:rolleyes:
Ya gotta admit that last question was unanswerable. Heeeeeee.
Ya gotta admit that last question was unanswerable. Heeeeeee.
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Thank you for that nude picture for over my bed.
I'm gonna have some girlfriends over so we can do naughty things to it.
Would you mind that? :sneaky:
Thank you for that nude picture for over my bed.
I'm gonna have some girlfriends over so we can do naughty things to it.
Would you mind that? :sneaky:
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cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram
Thank you for that nude picture for over my bed.
I'm gonna have some girlfriends over so we can do naughty things to it.
Would you mind that? :sneaky:
Blimey - I thought this thread had gone away.
Of course not Cher, as long as they're gentle with me. Don't forget to remind them to bring their binoculars - It was taken at the swimming baths on a bitter winters day after all
Thank you for that nude picture for over my bed.
I'm gonna have some girlfriends over so we can do naughty things to it.
Would you mind that? :sneaky:
Blimey - I thought this thread had gone away.
Of course not Cher, as long as they're gentle with me. Don't forget to remind them to bring their binoculars - It was taken at the swimming baths on a bitter winters day after all
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Uncle Kram wrote: Don't forget to remind them to bring their binoculars - It was taken at the swimming baths on a bitter winters day after all
That was a good one, Uncle! :-4
That was a good one, Uncle! :-4
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Sheryl wrote: What is your cure for procrastination? I need to clean out my fridge, I'm sure I have the cure for avian flu growing in the back somewhere.
I'm not sure Sheryl, but I'll try to find out tomorrow.....or maybe the day after.
I guess your fridge, like your good self is very cultured
I'm not sure Sheryl, but I'll try to find out tomorrow.....or maybe the day after.
I guess your fridge, like your good self is very cultured
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I've heard from several reputable sources that you've had a huge career in porn, especially acts involving farm animals.
Do you know where I could get my hands on a copy? Thanks in advance.
I've heard from several reputable sources that you've had a huge career in porn, especially acts involving farm animals.
Do you know where I could get my hands on a copy? Thanks in advance.
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Rapunzel wrote: Hi Unc, Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 10 ounces? :wah:
Clearly a violation of the trade descriptions act Rappy. Probably the same reason that these days they no longer put fairies in Fairy cakes.
Just keep reading the labels.
Clearly a violation of the trade descriptions act Rappy. Probably the same reason that these days they no longer put fairies in Fairy cakes.
Just keep reading the labels.
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cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram
I've heard from several reputable sources that you've had a huge career in porn, especially acts involving farm animals.
Do you know where I could get my hands on a copy? Thanks in advance.
This is just a rumour started by *names removed to protect the guilty* I'm guessing
If such a film existed (and I'm being hypothetical here) I couldn't help you as I'm a little sheepish (as well you know Cher)
I've heard from several reputable sources that you've had a huge career in porn, especially acts involving farm animals.
Do you know where I could get my hands on a copy? Thanks in advance.
This is just a rumour started by *names removed to protect the guilty* I'm guessing
If such a film existed (and I'm being hypothetical here) I couldn't help you as I'm a little sheepish (as well you know Cher)
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Wolverine wrote: Daedalus and Icarus...
the myth is fascinating, but who do you think were the real people behind the story?
Mills & Boon
the myth is fascinating, but who do you think were the real people behind the story?
Mills & Boon
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Does love mean never having to say you're sorry?
Does love mean never having to say you're sorry?
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cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram
Does love mean never having to say you're sorry?
It did for my ex-wife :rolleyes:
Does love mean never having to say you're sorry?
It did for my ex-wife :rolleyes:
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Pinky wrote: OMG - Kram's a porn star?
You're not the beardy man from 'Joy of Sex' are you? :yh_giggle
No - I think you'll find that's Clancy, although the Photos thread will clearly show that my face is not devoid of whiskers
You're not the beardy man from 'Joy of Sex' are you? :yh_giggle
No - I think you'll find that's Clancy, although the Photos thread will clearly show that my face is not devoid of whiskers
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Your avatar seems to indicate that you are indeed bad company.
I've often found you to be delightful company.
What gives? :-2
Your avatar seems to indicate that you are indeed bad company.
I've often found you to be delightful company.
What gives? :-2
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Pinky wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
LMAO!!! Poor Clancy! Do you have one of those pun type names then, like Ben Dover?:D
No, it's Phil McAvity
LMAO!!! Poor Clancy! Do you have one of those pun type names then, like Ben Dover?:D
No, it's Phil McAvity
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cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram
Your avatar seems to indicate that you are indeed bad company.
I've often found you to be delightful company.
What gives? :-2
I'm sure that Pinky and Chonsi will verify this, but I'm led to believe that in playground parlance, Bad is Good.
I can indeed be very good company as and when the occasion calls for it. Only last week, they were singing my praises as I partook in tea and biscuits after a talk I gave on knitting to the para-military wing of the Womens Institute
Your avatar seems to indicate that you are indeed bad company.
I've often found you to be delightful company.
What gives? :-2
I'm sure that Pinky and Chonsi will verify this, but I'm led to believe that in playground parlance, Bad is Good.
I can indeed be very good company as and when the occasion calls for it. Only last week, they were singing my praises as I partook in tea and biscuits after a talk I gave on knitting to the para-military wing of the Womens Institute
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So true, Unc'.
Besides, us girls always like bad boys..................................
Besides, us girls always like bad boys..................................
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chonsigirl wrote: So true, Unc'.
Besides, us girls always like bad boys..................................
Oh I can be REALLY bad , make no mistake. Once I got into real trouble after I left a knife in the fork compartment
Besides, us girls always like bad boys..................................
Oh I can be REALLY bad , make no mistake. Once I got into real trouble after I left a knife in the fork compartment
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Pinky wrote: I bet it's only because you get a weeks worth of casserole and a years' worth of jumpers at Christmas!:wah:
Not to mention the box of handkerchiefs :rolleyes:
Not to mention the box of handkerchiefs :rolleyes:
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Pinky wrote: Ooh, and new socks!!
Blimey, maybe I should go do that too!:-2
What would you give a talk on?
Blimey, maybe I should go do that too!:-2
What would you give a talk on?
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Pinky wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
LMAO!!! Poor Clancy! Do you have one of those pun type names then, like Ben Dover?:D
Or like Seymore Butts
LMAO!!! Poor Clancy! Do you have one of those pun type names then, like Ben Dover?:D
Or like Seymore Butts
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Pinky wrote: Or maybe Ivor Biggun!:D
I would give talks on why shopping is bad for you, or the merits of drinking wine, or oh, I dunno, just make something up as I go along!
Anyway, It's your question thread!
What's your idea of a quality Fri night?
Well I'd love to report that I go out on the town and drink 20 pints, sleep with 5 women and then sleep underwater, but I was Born to be Mild
Friday night is a special night to me as it's one of the nights my daughter stays with me. We usually have a good laugh.......oh yeah, I have to watch the Big Brother eviction too. Nevermind
I would give talks on why shopping is bad for you, or the merits of drinking wine, or oh, I dunno, just make something up as I go along!
Anyway, It's your question thread!
What's your idea of a quality Fri night?
Well I'd love to report that I go out on the town and drink 20 pints, sleep with 5 women and then sleep underwater, but I was Born to be Mild
Friday night is a special night to me as it's one of the nights my daughter stays with me. We usually have a good laugh.......oh yeah, I have to watch the Big Brother eviction too. Nevermind
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SnoozeControl wrote: Hey Unc, are you Bad Co because you Feel Like Makin' Love?
Sorry.
No Snoozie it's because I feel like makin' LUUUUUUUUUUURVE :-4
Well they don't call me the Walnut of Love for nothing :wah:
Sorry.
No Snoozie it's because I feel like makin' LUUUUUUUUUUURVE :-4
Well they don't call me the Walnut of Love for nothing :wah:
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Pinky wrote: AW! That's really sweet - you're a big softie aren't ya!:-4
Well what can I say?......I did name my daughter after Laura Ingalls in Little House On The Praire
Well what can I say?......I did name my daughter after Laura Ingalls in Little House On The Praire
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Rumor has it that the drug Viagra was modeled after you and your sexual prowess
If so
can we meet up sometime? :sneaky: :-6
Rumor has it that the drug Viagra was modeled after you and your sexual prowess
If so
can we meet up sometime? :sneaky: :-6
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