Galbally's Advice Column for FG.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:30 am

Galbally;741171 wrote: Hmmnnn, I am arranging to have tests done on you to see if you have Yellow Nile Fever as you are obviously suffering some temporary dementia.

:yh_think

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:02 am

lemon_and_mint;741177 wrote: Your advice is certainly wonderous and gives cause for much deep thinking.

Why is it less frightening to watch the Excorcist in the daytime than at night?

If I watch it with my fingers over my eyes does this count as watching it?

This is because the daytime is not the haunt of the undead or malicious spirits, wheras the night is, particularly around 12 o'clock. It does count as watching it, however, points are deducted for cowardice and the evil spirits are especially keen to get some haunting action in on the scaredy cats.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:02 am

Nomad;741179 wrote: :yh_think

Now nomad, don't concern yourself with the problem of other patients.

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:39 am

Thank you, I hadn't considered the possibility of gangrene.

Here's another question... smilies. Have you ever tried to make your face look like them? I can picture you doing this one:

but this one: :yh_money might be a little tricky unless you stuck coins on your eyes.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:28 am

Snooze;741204 wrote: Thank you, I hadn't considered the possibility of gangrene.

Here's another question... smilies. Have you ever tried to make your face look like them? I can picture you doing this one:

but this one: :yh_money might be a little tricky unless you stuck coins on your eyes.

Yes, the first smilie is generally the look on my face when I am in the surgery, the other one, it is quite difficult, also you might get nickel-alloy metal poisoning from the coins so I would advise against it in general.