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Hamster;508501 wrote: Oh my word that stuff is amazing!! Better than sex!!! :-4 :sneaky:


Now that's just given me an idea.:sneaky:

Little tip men, don't ever, ever eat a girls last piece of Green and Blacks chocolate by accident, its not pretty, and you will be sleeping alone (on the street with a bloody nose)! :wah:

Hamster;508584 wrote: Aah but he didn't say exactly what he'd be busting!


Oh I wouldn't do anything, I would just count the money on Friday and buy my woman loads of Green and Blacks chocolate. I am no fool. :rolleyes:

Hamster;508591 wrote: Now that would get you a sh1g!! :wah:


Sure don't I know it. :rolleyes:

Diuretic;508593 wrote: Don't start me on lemmings. They have had bad press because of those ratbags at Disney. Lemmings do not chuck themselves en masse off cliffs. It was a fit-up. But it goes to prove how gullible we all are.


I am not pro-lemming, they are publicity hunters, I think that we should pay more attention to moles, they are hard workers, and they don't brag about themselves. :wah:

Pinky;508594 wrote: Would she get free membership? To work of all the chocolate?:wah:


Oh, she would get all the exercise she needed. :rolleyes:

Scrat;508599 wrote: I don't know about Britain but here in America (Seattle area) that has been going on for decades.

We also have a very high abortion rate, STD transmission rate, AIDS rate and a very high proportion of single mothers under 30.


Erm, pot talks to kettle perhaps?, it always takes two to tango don't it?

Hamster;508606 wrote: Just so you can watch those women in the lycra!! :wah:


Oh that gym look never did it for me, I like Library girls.

i dont mind talking about sex,,,,,as long as its yours!

of corse men can talk about sex to prove i'm gonna say some thing about sex right now



er ..



and er you could er





but then er



she would



oh bollocks its the door bell just when i was getting started

jimbo;514426 wrote: of corse men can talk about sex to prove i'm gonna say some thing about sex right now



er ..



and er you could er





but then er



she would



oh bollocks its the door bell just when i was getting started


That is so true, I agree with everything there. :wah:

Hamster;514430 wrote: Knew it!!!


er erm ok what do you want to talk about

Hamster;514445 wrote: Well.....





we could talk about.....



this....



or maybe some of.....



and then I'd ask.....



oh gawd kettle's boiling hang on!


well let me tell you missy old jimbo knows loads about sex there was this time i oh crap thats the phone

Hamster;514457 wrote: That is so bad when that happens!!



Really though...gawd help Birmingham when we have all had a beer! :wah: :sneaky:
you little cow bag you know i cant drink :wah: :wah:

Hamster;514461 wrote: Neither can I!!!! :wah:


ha ha i bet your gutted :wah:











oh crap so am i

Hamster;514468 wrote: Jimbo we can take the really embarrassing photos of them when they are p****d!!! :wah: :sneaky:


mwaaooohh mwaaaooohh yes a cunning plan i feel:sneaky: :wah:

jesse b;514479 wrote: i can talk about sex but it gets me a slap most of the time


only if i pay extra :wah: :wah: