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abbey wrote: :eek:FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S SANE

PLEASE LET THIS THREAD JUST DIE.. :yh_pray :yh_pray


No can do Abbeynormal.

Nomad wrote: No can do Abbeynormal.
You are the biggest instigating, pot-stirring, sh!t-starting, needler I have ever come across, Puddles, and you should be ASHAMED!!!! :yh_tong2

BabyRider wrote: You are the biggest instigating, pot-stirring, sh!t-starting, needler I have ever come across, Puddles, and you should be ASHAMED!!!! :yh_tong2


Thanks honey !

i saw an add for butter where there advertising new cartons/containers.

i got so excitted.

Nomad wrote: Thanks honey !
This just proves your depravity and mental illness...:yh_rotfl

OK THIS IS GROSS.. !! YUUUUUUMMMY...!! I guess its the thing in Tibet...

Every oil lamp is Yak butter

Every Tea has Yak butter Even some statues are carved in Yak butter

You smell it everytime you enter a building

Yak Butter is EVERYWHERE

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BabyRider wrote: This just proves your depravity and mental illness...:yh_rotfl


Im sorry :-3 was there ever any question ?

Since you are all just loving this butter thread and it just seems to keep "hopping" along......

An activity to do with children ....to MAKE homemade BUTTER....

Pour 1 cup of HEAVY whipping cream into a clean jar with plenty of room to spare inside.

Have children sit in a circle and take turns shaking the jar as they pass it around.

It won't take long and the cream will turn into butter inside. The longer they shake the more solidified it will become. Eventually all the cream will have turned into .............................



BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will start another thread on things you can do with the butter when finished....

just kidding.

i just plugged this thread full of holes! it's DOA

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lady cop wrote: i just plugged this thread full of holes! it's DOA
But,

will it die?

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh my, fond memories of this in my kindergarten class... we took a tour of a local grocery store, which seems strange now since its all bought from distant locations, but we had a container and passed it around, each of us shaking it.

Thanks for that, robinsegg.


You're welcome! Yes I do believe that could complete the thread.....a nice way to end it. But then....what would Nomad do??? LOL

SOJOURNER wrote:

But,

will it die?the ME is loading it into the meatwagon as we speak. RIP butter. :-1 ...make that dairy wagon.

I AM GOING TO BATTER THE BLOODY BITTER BUTTERERS

WITH THE BIGGEST BADDEST BUTTER KNIFE I CAN FIND....

lady cop wrote: the ME is loading it into the meatwagon as we speak. RIP butter. :-1 ...make that dairy wagon.


Such a creamer.:rolleyes:I mean dreamer.

Nomad wrote: Such a creamer.:rolleyes:I mean dreamer.you forget i now have your home address. there's another thread i loathe even more, but i'm not telling YOU what it is. :p

She did it! She really, really did it! Lady Cop killed the butter!

Poor butter. Look at it laying there all yellow and still. LC! You need to make funeral arrangements, and fast --- before it turns rancid...............

When I buy butter on sale, I freeze the extra pounds. The opened container is stored in the refrigerator. Butter for spreading should be soft.

During the warm months, I try to have a little soft butter in the cupboard. If I feel the butter has been sitting out too long during hot weather, I'm afraid to use it.

During the cooler months, I will let it sit in the cupboard for many days without fear of using it. I really don't eat that much butter anyway, but my spouse does.

Butter to be tossed into boiling water or melted in a fry pan can come straight out of the refrigerator or freezer without a problem.

We used to have a Siamese cat that would jump on the counter to lick the butter when no one was watching. It got so we had to check for scratchy cat tongue marks on the butter before using it if we accidentally left it out.

Why do advertisers always claim that their margerine tastes just like butter, but you never hear that butter tastes just like margerine?

who wants butter that tastes like margerine?

I put butter on my toast if theres no peanut butter in the house. Does anyone else put butter on their toast ? Id very much like to hear from the ones who do.

i used to... but i thought i took away some of the sweetness from the jam or honey and then i stopped.

Alfred wrote: i used to... but i thought i took away some of the sweetness from the jam or honey and then i stopped.


That doesnt surprise me a bit Arnold, considering your keen interest and vast knowledge of the butter world. Have you ever considered a light spread of butter on one piece of toast and jam on the second ?

What about turkey sandwiches ? Butter ?

NOMAD, I put butter on my toast then Peanut Butter.. I love Turkey and butter sandwiches...Yummy..!!

Nomad wrote: That doesnt surprise me a bit Arnold, considering your keen interest and vast knowledge of the butter world. Have you ever considered a light spread of butter on one piece of toast and jam on the second ?

What about turkey sandwiches ? Butter ?


yuk turkey and butter.

i put salt and peper on my turkey sandwiches.

Alfred wrote: yuk turkey and butter.

i put salt and peper on my turkey sandwiches.


ditto!.....and dont forget the mayo!!!!! But oh...that's another thread!

BigHeadBowler wrote: Why do advertisers always claim that their margerine tastes just like butter, but you never hear that butter tastes just like margerine?


...and this should ruffle a few feathers.....

the answer to your question....because there are actually people that have no taste buds and therefore prefer margerine's flavor over butter!!!!!!

SnoozeControl wrote: What a fascinating subject! I'd love to hear more opinions about butter usage.:sneaky:You are seriously asking for a bunch of fives!

Dont forget, i have your AV and i'm not afraid to use it.

mmm,,,,,,,,,,tttt,

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yes its hard to teach someone a lesson when you've got butter fingers.

SnoozeControl wrote: Ah, butter!Thems fightin words girl!

Would I benefit from reading this thread from the start to find out what it's all about? Or not?

:yh_rotfl are you really that bored Theia??

Betty Boop wrote: :yh_rotfl are you really that bored Theia??


Yep, Betty, totally :-5

I really think butter made from the milk of GUERNSEY cows tastes best!!



:-6

I really think my patience is being sorely tested!

Abbey, perhaps you can give me an informed reply then...no=one else has...

would I find it of benefit to read this thread from the beginning? (I sort of know your response in advance, I think )

I'll jump in here, Theia, if you DID happen to read the thread, there's

actually some pretty funny parts! Maybe skip like the first two pages,

those might be more serious!!



;)

Thank you Valerie...I will...

theia wrote: Abbey, perhaps you can give me an informed reply then...no=one else has...

would I find it of benefit to read this thread from the beginning? (I sort of know your response in advance, I think ):wah: I'm just kidding around Theia, it just amazes me that a thread about ruddy butter can get so much response!

(mainly from me moaning about it)

I've just read it all. And it sort of gets to you...:-5

I love butter but doesn't it smell horrible if you get it on your hands?

theia wrote: I've just read it all. And it sort of gets to you...:-5



I love butter but doesn't it smell horrible if you get it on your hands?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!