Galbally's Advice Column for FG.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:42 am

Nomad wrote: It seems nifty.

Thats fair enough I suppose, can't argue with that.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:57 am

Wendybird wrote: Dr G

Have you seen Nomad?

I can't seem to find him!

Jeez, I dunno, here was here a minute ago, he might have fallen down the back of the sofa.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:12 am

Pinky wrote: WTF is that is that touching my tush?:D

Oh there he is, Nomad, drop the tennis ball.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:53 am

Pinky wrote: Uh, I dunno what he has there, but I mastered the tennis ball yesterday:-3

I'm a fully fledged lady now...no yells of 'I'm a nice girl, I am!' for me anymore:D

Excellent pinky, how is the bottle of wine going?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:20 pm

Pinky wrote: Oh, it's gone!:-3

Having a few cups of tea before starting on the second one!

Thats sensible, wine and tea, its all the food groups. :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:21 pm

Pinky wrote: Oh, it's gone!:-3

Having a few cups of tea before starting on the second one!

Have one for me, Pinky

It's not cocktail hour here yet

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:24 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Have one for me, Pinky

It's not cocktail hour here yet

Just pointing out that a little milestone has been reached here at the surgery as this is post 1,400. I'm very happy that this little operation has lasted so long.

I'm sorry I got this count wrong, its only 1360 something, oh well, just have to wait.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:24 pm

Pinky wrote: Works for me, haha!

Dr Galbally, what should I do about my penchant for beautifully voiced Irish accents? Is there a cure you can prescribe me?:yh_giggle

Dr. G

The Pinkster and I seem to have a fierce attraction to *every single man* in Forum Garden.

Do you think something is wrong with us? :-3

Or do we just have exceptional taste? :p

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:25 pm

Pinky wrote: Works for me, haha!

Dr Galbally, what should I do about my penchant for beautifully voiced Irish accents? Is there a cure you can prescribe me?:yh_giggle

I dont know lass, but beware of the Irish, they are a bunch of charmers.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:27 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Dr. G

The Pinkster and I seem to have a fierce attraction to *every single man* in Forum Garden.

Do you think something is wrong with us? :-3

Or do we just have exceptional taste? :p

The answer to both questions is yes.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:28 pm

Pinky wrote: We've all become hypochondriacs Doc! You have to help us!:D

Hypochandriacs are what keep the medical profession going. I shall do my best to help as I may.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:30 pm

Pinky wrote: Hey!!! Not every single one...just about three in my case, although obviously I have a favourite...

Yes, Nomad is quite a dashing devil, or is it spot? Don't worry, such questions don't have to be answered by ladies such as wot you have become.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:30 pm

Pinky wrote: But are they Lucky Charmers? :wah:

Naturally.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:30 pm

And Dr. G

You are a *true* gentleman

And I mean that :-6

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:32 pm

cherandbuster wrote: And Dr. G

You are a *true* gentleman

And I mean that :-6

Thank you C&B, I am quite taken aback. Well I try my best to be one, but its hard with all these attractive women on FG you know. :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:33 pm

Now as usual I must once more leave to do my freelance councelling, (or go out to a gig), I will check in on you lot before I go to bed, so try to be nice to each other and enjoy yourselves.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:34 pm

Pinky wrote: I've had two cups of tea now, do you think it's time for the second bottle of Claret, or do you think that it's proper that I stick to tea for now?

(Seeing as Cher drank my Bolly order!)

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, WOMAN!

GET THE CORKSCREW :guitarist

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:35 pm

Pinky wrote: I've had two cups of tea now, do you think it's time for the second bottle of Claret, or do you think that it's proper that I stick to tea for now?

(Seeing as Cher drank my Bolly order!)

Clarets pretty heady stuff, and can make your head spin if you drink too much of it, but I think that seeing as its friday night you should probably enjoy yourself, I'm sure you've been working hard.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:36 pm

Pinky wrote: I think you've done admirably well. Most men would have gone to pieces before now.:sneaky:

I never said it was easy, but I try my best.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:55 pm

Pinky wrote: Dr G, I'm completely and uterly plonkered.

I dunno if I can move off the sofa. How am I going to get to bed?

Its important that you don't knock yourself out while getting to bed, you need to either have a little nap on the sofa until you are a bit steadier or kinda go very slowly or even on all fours (I'm not messing now) up the stairs, you should probably drink some water as well if you can before you go to sleep or your head will be pounding tomorrow.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:05 pm

Pinky wrote: What about some more wine? Would that stave it off for now?

its an option, just mind yourself going to bed dear wouldn't want you to trip up and hurt yourself now would I? Okay, I'm off to bed myself, so my final advice tonight is enjoy the rest of your night and get a good nights kip at the end of it.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:08 am

Pinky wrote: Dear Dr G,

My recent tatoo is at that scabby itchy stage and it's driving me insane:-5

I'm doing my best to refrain from scratching, but it's getting to the point where I'm going to have to sit on my hands to stop myself...help!

Some of that stuff that helps with sunburn might be good, don't keep scratching it you will inflame the skin pinky!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:10 am

Hamster wrote: Dr G..I seem to be running out of alcohol...what should I do???

Help please its urgent!!

Thirsty from Yorkshire :wah:

Ask Pinky to go and check if there are any breaks in the fence, while she is out, swipe her debit card and go down to sainsbury's, tesco etc. Buy the required alcohol, place her card back where you found it, she will be so exicted by the sight of you brining loads of booze home, she won't notice she's paid for it.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:12 am

Pinky wrote: Come on mate, get it right...it's freaky biiiaaatch!:D

Okay you two, no fighting over booze, its unseemly, if you do feel the uncontrolable urge to fight, make sure the camera is on auto so we can all get a look.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:13 am

Hamster wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ermm thanks Dr G but I tried that and her card was refused...

and then she beat me!!

Okay, when she is tired of beating you, you can sell her car to some local ruffians, its a good way to raise ready cash, again she probably won't notice until its too late as the large quantities of booze should distract her.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:18 am

Hamster wrote: Good plan Dr G.....

Do you think I put her PIN number in wrong?? I used "666":-3

An understandable mistake in the circumstances, you should be careful in case she tries the same trick with your card, its a babe eat babe world out there you know! Now are you going to the off-liecense or darn the pub? And any comments on Dennis Wise being new Leeds chairman?