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Theres a commercial on tv now, a woman is sitting on her couch with a stick of butter. She starts eating it like its a candy bar. Gobble.....gobble gobble I dont even know what the commercial is for but its interesting to watch.

Okie;511432 wrote: I almost never eat white bread. I have grown to like the taste of whole wheat much more than white. And yes, just toast with butter is great. I once thought I had to have jelly on it but not now.

I just made a trip to the liquor store and got me a pair of tiny calendars that stick to the side of my PC. I was embarrassed to learn it was the girls birthday who works for her mom there. I am so bad at remembering dates. She told me they had to zip strip one guy at her New Years eve party. He was drunk and was going to drive home. So they hogtied him. She got photos.


I am the same nowadays, I do prefer the wholemeal bread as its got more flavour in it, specially the nice nutty kind. So I don't really eat white sliced bread, though a bit of nice fresh crusty white bread is always nice, like a bagette or an old fashioned loaf or something, warm with lovely fresh butter and honey in the morning, oh mama! God, I am drooling just thinking about it! :wah:

valerie;510889 wrote: Hey you two...



GET A ROOM!! :wah:



Delilah, you have formal dinners at your place? Do you have those

little tongs for the pats of BUTTER?!?!?



;)


Yes I dooo! If you're going to host it, you'd best know how to accessorize..:wah:

Pinky;511980 wrote: Unbelieveable really isn't it? How can we all yak so much about butter?

Hang on, I go off topic so much I probably haven't!:wah:


Try doing that with okra. It shows that butter is really poplular.

Even butter doesn't make OKRA edible.

Lulu2;512027 wrote: Even butter doesn't make OKRA edible.
And yet she's a media mogul. :yh_glasse

(Give me your glasses, Accountable.

(Wipe, wipe wipe.)

There...isn't THAT better?)

Lulu2;512034 wrote: (Give me your glasses, Accountable.



(Wipe, wipe wipe.)



There...isn't THAT better?)
:yh_glasse Ah! ................. Oh! :-2





Never mind. :p

:wah: Honest to God the 500,000th should be in here.

Leave it to you, Nomad............................:wah:

You are right, I agree, butter is great, come on everyone, we love butter, its all about butter really and it always has been. Who started this thread anyway, its the best.

It really is about the butter isnt it ?

And the award for greatest services to dairy products in FG goes to..........

Nomad;513349 wrote: It really is about the butter isnt it ?


Yes, totally. That and sex.

Pinky;513355 wrote: Robinseggs for starting this thread!

And maybe Gal for reminding me not to call it Butter-love :wah:


See, butter and sex, its all good.

Galbally;513353 wrote: Yes, totally. That and sex.




:wah: :wah: :wah: I just guffawed :wah:

Pinky;513359 wrote: Sex and butter together? Maybe I do like butter after all!;)


Hold on, stephen hawking is trying to say something as well, oh dear his voicebox is jammed, it just keeps repeating, butter and sex, butter and sex, butter and sex, butter and sex, butter and sex, butter and sex, OKAY BRAINIAC WE GET THE POINT!

Pinky;513359 wrote: Sex and butter together? Maybe I do like butter after all!;)


Well its either that or sex as far as I'm concerned.

Come on people, we are nearly there, SHUT UP STEVEN, WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, damn cosmologists.

Pinky;513368 wrote: Pah!!! I never liked butter, honest:-3


Well, if one is not available, you have to take whatevers on offer, thats my policy.

Flippin hell, oh man, butter, erm butter is best, its nearly as good as sex, and you can get it in the supermarket in a nice foil wrapper, thats gotta count for something.

Pinky;513396 wrote: I prefer a cup of tea over butter!


Boy george prefers it over sex, he mustn't be very good at it.

*munching toast* Did I miss it?

Accountable;513413 wrote: *munching toast* Did I miss it?


Oh it was quite wonderful AC, still there's nowt wrong with a good slice of toast either.

Accountable;513413 wrote: *munching toast* Did I miss it?




:wah:

Pinky;513396 wrote: I prefer a cup of tea over butter!


tea !!!! TEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Brits are frightening !!!!! Gimme COFFEE.. and Pinkster, I'm no longer gonna be in the life swapping caper (if it includes swallowing that abomination)... :sneaky:

Butter makes wonderful new year shortbread... And I learnt a new use for it the other day. A new use for a few things actually. Had to go and see an ear, nose, thoat doc for a stubborn swimmer's ear (no cracks!!!) and he fixed it (it was a bit like being in the dentist's chair) but told me when I next washed my hair I had to block my ears with blue tak coated in butter!!! To keep them dry, he said. I just reckon he was a bit kinky. Still.. it seems to be working.....

Pinky;513396 wrote: I prefer a cup of tea over butter!


How about hot buttered rum. That is really good.

I used to make caramel and I used real butter in that. If I wanted it special I flavored with walnut. But once a friend wanted me to make it at his house and he had only lard, not butter. Terrible. I reheated it and added much more walnut but nothing could cover the terrible lard.

AussiePam;513497 wrote: tea !!!! TEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Brits are frightening !!!!! Gimme COFFEE.. and Pinkster, I'm no longer gonna be in the life swapping caper (if it includes swallowing that abomination)... :sneaky:

Butter makes wonderful new year shortbread... And I learnt a new use for it the other day. A new use for a few things actually. Had to go and see an ear, nose, thoat doc for a stubborn swimmer's ear (no cracks!!!) and he fixed it (it was a bit like being in the dentist's chair) but told me when I next washed my hair I had to block my ears with blue tak coated in butter!!! To keep them dry, he said. I just reckon he was a bit kinky. Still.. it seems to be working.....


Heeeeeeeee, a kinky doc. Did you ever see Little Shop Of Horrors? Kinky dentist.

Okie;513564 wrote: Heeeeeeeee, a kinky doc. Did you ever see Little Shop Of Horrors? Kinky dentist.


G'day Okie. I've been trying to think what you call Blu Tak in America. Fun Tak? You use it to stick posters on the wall. Re-usable adhesive. I expect the doc was cluey, rather than kinky.. but kinky woiks too. Grin. And yup. I remember the Little Shop of Horrors. Grin.

You know what a badger's bum tastes like???



:-2

I rest my case.

Pinky;513600 wrote: No, Pam, just because I drink it, doesn't mean you have to mate!:D

Never been that keen on coffee, it makes my mouth taste like a badgers bum. Apart from Cappuccino which I like now and again!


Badgers bum! Your funny. I saw a badger the other night near the road, didn't have the chance to smell him though, so it wasn't so bad. You know there is nowt wrong with a cup of tea lads, I love coffee as well, but tea is great if you wanna relax, and its great with certain foods. You shouldn't knock it!

I know both Dr Who and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy had a soft spot for the fortuitous use of tea, in the um scheme of cosmic things...

mrsK;513676 wrote: Nothing wrong with a glass of wine either;)


This is also true!

AussiePam;513638 wrote: I know both Dr Who and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy had a soft spot for the fortuitous use of tea, in the um scheme of cosmic things...


As you know the British built the biggest empire in the world, based on Tea, Cricket, Cucumber Sandwiches, and posh accents, oh and the cunning use of flags. Not bad going really. Tea........... people, its more interesting than you realize.