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theia wrote: I'm shocked, I'm stunned, I'm almost struck dumb

That our dear Bez has just said "bum"

Now come on Bez, this isn't a farce

Next thing we know, you'll be saying ar**
Cute Cute Cute.... foul mouthed hussies!!!!

The time is drawing near...when Ill overcome my fear,

and fly across a sea.. to meet friends who have become dear.

It really cant be true, and it really cant be real...

That you all have been so hospitable, and welcome me with zeal.

When friends hear that Im going.. they wish they were going too..

Theyll be waiting here ,Im certain.. to hear about all of you.

Isnt life a pleasure? Isnt it a thrill?

Such joy to plan this together..

We make life what we will.

So since Im really coming, and since it is so far...

The first meeting will be stunning...

The rest will be SPEC TAC U LAR!!!!!!!!!

Weeder is flying across the sea

To show us she-Brits how to pee.

At any time, in any place

We'll learn to drop our drawers, with grace.

So soon we shall be just like men,

We won't care where, we won't care when

We pee or if we leave a trace

Of urine in the strangest place.

We will pee with style, we will pee with grace...

By the time I leave well have peed every place!

We will pee on shrubs... we will pee on trees..

We will pee standing up, or on our knees.

We can pee together.. or pee alone.

Ill be peeing on new ground...

Youll all be peeing at home.

To pee outdoors is better than peeing inside,

To pee beneath the sky,not having to pee and hide.

Peeing becomes the same as walking, or drawing breath.

We pee from the day we are born,up till the day of our death.

Ive peed all over Virginia,hind barns and trucks and tall grass,

Ive learned to pull my pants down fast.. and to use my shirt,

to cover my a**

This is RIDICULOUS! IT HAS GOT TO STOP!

I didnt write this..... slap me weeder.. cut it out, No, You cut it out.

Theia MADE ME do this.:-2

But showers so clearly golden

Were common in times of olden

When she said 'oui'

She meant oui oui

For then she wouldn't 'be holden'

minks wrote: I came, I saw, I laughed, and I cried,

this crazy garden's been quite a ride

A twisted road we go up and down

Some post with a smile, some with a frownI cried, I laughed, I saw, I came,

This nonsense thread is quite a game.

I'm sure you'll never find your way

Down London's twisted roads in May.

4rum wrote: But showers so clearly golden

Were common in times of olden

When she said 'oui'

She meant oui oui

For then she wouldn't 'be holden'
Very Very Cute... Mon Dieu!!!!

spot wrote: I cried, I laughed, I saw, I came,

This nonsense thread is quite a game.

I'm sure you'll never find your way

Down London's twisted roads in May.


They came, they saw, they laughed, and wept.

They left London Town, in quite a wet mess.

Weeder went home, and the girls drove to Cornwall...

Retired to their cottages... and she to a bathroom stall.

Easter is a lovely time

To write a really moving rhyme

But hot cross buns I've had my fill

In fact I'm feeling really ill



Chocolate , chocolate it's everywhere

Tonight I'm bound to have a nightmare

It's salad for me for at least a week

I'll be like a bunny and start to squeak

Aliens here, Aliens there, Aliens everywhere,

they came from outer space,

to view our human race,

and what they found,

made them rebound,

that sent them back to their own space!

Little green men with trousers brimmin'

Stuck here now, ship was a lemon

Why so sad

Gasp!...egad!

They didn't bring any little green wimmin'

I tried to write a resume'

To land myself a job with pay

And if I myself have to say,

I thought I was successful.



Nevertheless I wait and sit.

I know I can't believe that it

Is really that bad. It's not sh*t.

But no one's calling. It's stressful.

Lots of hugs

For AC today,

Someone will call

With a job that pays.

Nothing compared to

The guy you are,

In our opinion

You're always a star.

Accountable wrote: I tried to write a resume'

To land myself a job with pay

And if I myself have to say,

I thought I was successful.



Nevertheless I wait and sit.

I know I can't believe that it

Is really that bad. It's not sh*t.

But no one's calling. It's stressful.


Employers haven't met you, Acc...

They know you not, as we do,

But that's their loss, they're way off track,

'Cause here, online, we love you :-4

Ladies you always have the words

That put me back on track.

For now I'm pumped

And ready to jump

Back into fight. Attack!

Hey AC, If I may

Let me back what the ladies say

Keep the faith, hang tuff my friend

On one thing you can depend

Look here for strength every day

Accountable wrote: I tried to write a resume'

To land myself a job with pay

And if I myself have to say,

I thought I was successful.



Nevertheless I wait and sit.

I know I can't believe that it

Is really that bad. It's not sh*t.

But no one's calling. It's stressful.


Trying to land a job with pay,

is quite stressful as you say,

but looking at your picture in your file,

having your best friend on your shoulder,

tis it any wonder,

on your interview that it puts it asunder! :-2

:yh_rotfl



I can see it now.

In I stride.

Wearing my kitty cat collar



I'll sit tall and proud

Their smirks they hide

For awhile, then we'll all holler! :wah:



Maybe that's the key

My ace in the hole

Who else would you rather work wit'?



They'll see the real me

Part parcel and whole

Come work, have fun, and make profit!

Gimmi my cawfee,

don't gimmie no Tea,

but no matter which you give me,

they both make me P.:p

My week -

Monday was a holiday, a lovely day i had

Tuesday i went back to work, it really wasn't so bad

Wednesday was full of stress, to leave I was so glad

Thursday has been pretty good, today I'm not so mad

Friday, what will Friday bring..hope it's nothing sad.

koochikoo wrote: My brain is getting a bit lazy

My thoughts are becoming quite hazy

My brain cells require stimulation

To annihilate my mental frustration

Rhyming makes for good opportunity

To discover ones ingenuity

Grey matter needs exercise, too

And I say, mines quite overdue

Though, it's beginning to feel fitter now

Well, as fit as it's willing to allow

Exercise for my mind is required

To keep ideas fresh and inspired

I think this work-out's been sufficient

My rhyming skills are now proficient.


Your rhymes are good, dear Kookichoo,

I wish that I could write like you.

But, sadly, I have not your skill,

S'pose I'll have to wait until

The words come flowing to my mind

And maybe then, I'll truly find

That I can write a worthy verse

Instead of rhyme that just gets worse.

The sun shines bright in the Saturday sky

There's just enough wind for kites to fly

All's right in my world I'm pleased to say

Tonight I'm out and ready to play

Hey, Bez, theia and 'koo

Monkey likes rhyming too

It would make his day

If you'd come to play

And bring ALL your friends with you



Fellers invited... might be a poker game later

4rum wrote: Hey, Bez, theia and 'koo

Monkey likes rhyming too

It would make his day

If you'd come to play

And bring ALL your friends with you



Fellers invited... might be a poker game later


I couldn't keep up with the pace that you set

It's fast and it's furious...I'd be upset

That I lagged far behind

In the verses you write

And I'd probably find

That I'm writing all night.

Tis a beautiful Sunshine day,

that makes you feel like you want to go out and play,

walking down the lane collecting flowers along the way,

contemplating selling them on the street,

but then start thinking what would people say,

so you don't do it for fear of the friends you'd meet! :rolleyes:

theia wrote: I couldn't keep up with the pace that you set

It's fast and it's furious...I'd be upset

That I lagged far behind

In the verses you write

And I'd probably find

That I'm writing all night.


Ah... but if you're having fun

YOU just might be the one

To make us smile

With your wile

There's no rush, really hon

4rum wrote: Ah... but if you're having fun

YOU just might be the one

To make us smile

With your wile

There's no rush, really hon


I'll think on it four,

For a day, maybe three...

And I thank you for your

Invitation to me.

theia wrote: I'll think on it four,

For a day, maybe three...

And I thank you for your

Invitation to me.


Don't worry 'bout your composition

It's not really a competition

Just have fun

With everyone

For your company we're all wishin'

theia wrote: I couldn't keep up with the pace that you set

It's fast and it's furious...I'd be upset

That I lagged far behind

In the verses you write

And I'd probably find

That I'm writing all night.


You just keep writing you hear?

You don't always need to be clear

Sometimes its just fun,

To end on a pun,

There's no need to be austere!

or clever.

Write ... whatever. :yh_bigsmi

SnoozeControl wrote: What a day this has been

After losing a friend

It won't be the same

And its really a shame

This forum's a flop

After losing our Lady Cop.

I know, I suck at poetry. But its the thought that counts, right?


What happened to dear LC?

She seemed pretty nice to me.

People are leaving,

It seems so deceiving,

Why can't they just let thing be?

Can't you feel it?

It's clean fresh air.

As if a window's open

And a breeze blows there.



Our Garden Paradise

Has had a hard winter,

But Spring brings new life

Watch old and new enter



As if our annuals and perrinials are sprouting.

Promise blooms on every stem.

We shake off the old leave and petals.

and let compost take them.



So celebrate our renewal

With fun, debate, and fluff

Get the Pub a-rockin'

And never say enough is enough.



:-6

After reading koo's rhyme,

it made me feel like talking in mime,

so after this the written words go away,

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So I was just taking mime did you see what I had to say?:D :p :rolleyes:

Been digging in the back of the closet

You never know what you may find.

Will it be treasure or tea set,

Or just a bunch of bad rhymes?



I think it's time to revive it

This tribute to poetry bad.

Because it has that special something

That brings back teh good times we've had. :-6:-6