What pissed you off today...........

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:58 am

qsducks;995403 wrote: Are you talking about your vibrator?

it was a VERY dear friend. Will you please come to the Memorial service??:wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:03 am

jimbo;995480 wrote: oh no but is it really dead or is it just pretending to be a little stiff :sneaky::sneaky: i wish it was stiff:wah: not playing possum here:wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:04 am

i am old,:wah: but not dead

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:08 am

A Stiff Woody - is that a drink?:wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:09 am

qsducks;995502 wrote: A Stiff Woody - is that a drink?:wah: well that depends if you swallow:wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:12 am

jimbo;995510 wrote: done right it can turn out that way :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah::wah: oooh boy. i think this is getting a little........out of hand:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:12 am

jimbo;995510 wrote: done right it can turn out that way :rolleyes::rolleyes::wah::wah:

At least somebody will be happy:sneaky:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:15 am

qsducks;995518 wrote: At least somebody will be happy:sneaky: who??????:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:17 am

southern yankee;995526 wrote: who??????:wah:

The recipient of the Stiff Woody:sneaky::wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:19 am

qsducks;995533 wrote: The recipient of the Stiff Woody:sneaky::wah: The question could be asked. Does she or doesn't she??:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:25 am

waiting an hour and a half at the doc's!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:26 am

Odie;995571 wrote: waiting an hour and a half at the doc's!

You should have joined me, Jimbo and Shel for a stiff woody:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:32 am

qsducks;995574 wrote: You should have joined me, Jimbo and Shel for a stiff woody:wah:

what the heck is that?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:33 am

Odie;995605 wrote: what the heck is that?

Read back and have a good laugh.:wah:

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:56 am

Someone not showing up on time.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:58 am

Mustang;995690 wrote: Someone not showing up on time.

Who?

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:59 am

qsducks;995692 wrote: Who?

Ahaahahaha That would be ME.

:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:00 am

Mustang;995698 wrote: Ahaahahaha That would be ME.

:wah:

Why does this remind me of Winnie the Pooh?

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:05 am

qsducks;995703 wrote: Why does this remind me of Winnie the Pooh?

Have no Idea but do tell!

:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:07 am

Mustang;995723 wrote: Have no Idea but do tell!

:wah:

Don't tell me you've never heard of Winnie the Pooh. Idgie, would you please enlighten Mustang?:wah:

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:12 am

qsducks;995733 wrote: Don't tell me you've never heard of Winnie the Pooh. Idgie, would you please enlighten Mustang?:wah:

No No No you tell my little Ducky!

:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:16 am

Mustang;995750 wrote: No No No you tell my little Ducky!

:wah:

The narrator in Winnie the Pooh asks Pooh a question and he anwsers, Me.:wah:

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:19 am

qsducks;995766 wrote: The narrator in Winnie the Pooh asks Pooh a question and he anwsers, Me.:wah:

Oh ok, looks like we are drawing a few folks in here on this Winnie the Pooh thing. :wah: :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:27 am

Mustang;995780 wrote: Oh ok, looks like we are drawing a few folks in here on this Winnie the Pooh thing. :wah: :wah:

Myabe we should start a thread on Pooh bear and his friends from the 100 acre woods.:wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:32 am

Odie;995571 wrote: waiting an hour and a half at the doc's! did you find out anything dear??

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:13 pm

jimbo;996094 wrote: yes she was 90 minutes early

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

And banging her head on the wall:wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:45 pm

My Kids..if you want to call them that..a twenty year old, a nineteen year old, and a sixteen year old..had to jerk a not in them:mad:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:47 pm

guppy;996136 wrote: My Kids..if you want to call them that..a twenty year old, a nineteen year old, and a sixteen year old..had to jerk a not in them:mad:

Were they having those little squabbles?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:49 pm

qsducks;996141 wrote: Were they having those little squabbles?

noooooooooo they got a little slack in doing things around the house..i lost my temper. i raised hell..threatened them all..and got a little done around here without it all being on me..

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:50 pm

guppy;996143 wrote: noooooooooo they got a little slack in doing things around the house..i lost my temper. i raised hell..threatened them all..and got a little done around here without it all being on me..

I'm nicknaming you the "hammer":wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:52 pm

oh and i shot the neighbors dog..after years and years of keeping my little dogs locked up in the backyard i let them out today..sat on the front steps and waited...as soon as the two big mongrels stepped in my yard from across the street..i killed one..the other hightailed it back across the road before i could get a good aim..his hours are numbered.i feed my tomcat at night on my ,,,,MY front porch..the ))(*&&^^ comes over here everynight and empties the food bowl after hodges gets done..tonight will be his last cat food supper...

:sneaky:

:mad:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:53 pm

guppy;996143 wrote: noooooooooo they got a little slack in doing things around the house..i lost my temper. i raised hell..threatened them all..and got a little done around here without it all being on me..

I so remember those days, when I raised hell, my teen son moved!

If you continue to not do this or that.............get out or be put out!:-5

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:54 pm

qsducks;996145 wrote: I'm nicknaming you the "hammer":wah:

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

You are too funny..today has just been one of those days..:-5

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:55 pm

I call it the "get your freaking a$$ moving now" routine.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:57 pm

Odie;996150 wrote: I so remember those days, when I raised hell, my teen son moved!

If you continue to not do this or that.............get out or be put out!:-5

oh my god!! you must have heard me today....:pactually my ninteen year old had a old grill front thingy in the carport from a truck he no longer owns..i throw it in the bed of his new truck constantly..and he throws it back out in the yard..today i dragged it in his truck,,,scratching the *&^% of the side as i went...he raised hell.i calmly told him..if he removes it again..it will be put through his front windshield..he hauled it off....

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:57 pm

Not being able to start my edger :-5:mad:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:00 pm

My lawn mower won't start and my yard looks like a safari:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:00 pm

qsducks;996152 wrote: I call it the "get your freaking a$$ moving now" routine.

I always love the "if you don't like it then leave" routine. I can't quite use it on my 16yr old yet. :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:02 pm

shelbell;996163 wrote: I always love the "if you don't like it then leave" routine. I can't quite use it on my 16yr old yet. :wah:

I use it on my 7 yr old:wah: Here, I will help you pack your bags but where are you going routine.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:03 pm

shelbell;996163 wrote: I always love the "if you don't like it then leave" routine. I can't quite use it on my 16yr old yet. :wah:

I used it many a time on my 18 year old, worked well, especially when he was working.............and has his own money to move out!:sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:04 pm

qsducks;996165 wrote: I use it on my 7 yr old:wah: Here, I will help you pack your bags but where are you going routine.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh thats scary to him!

bad mother, bad!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:06 pm

I'm almost out of gas in my truck.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:07 pm

qsducks;996162 wrote: My lawn mower won't start and my yard looks like a safari:wah:

you neat a goat!:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:10 pm

qsducks;996165 wrote: I use it on my 7 yr old:wah: Here, I will help you pack your bags but where are you going routine.

I used to love it when my kids used to say "I'm just gonna run away"...I would tell them "ok, but just wait until morning so you can see where you're going". :wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:10 pm

Odie;996171 wrote: you neat a goat!:wah:

Are you taking orders for goats? I could use one for my yard too!