Ask the Duck anything thread- see how quackers she really is

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:06 pm

Let's annoy the duck as much as possible and also get to know the mad bird a bit more...

Are you a flirt?

Do you like duck a la orange?

when eating chinese do you use chopsticks?

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:08 pm

What gets your feathers ruffled?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:09 pm

Do you have any topless pics from the beach?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:18 pm

Are your underwear yellow, or do you use the she wee?

How many pounds are in a gallon?

If you light a match and no one is around to see it, will it still make a noise?

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:29 pm

Geez don't you feel lucky to have this thread qs...:sneaky:?

What kind of questions really annoy you?:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:31 pm

Do your trumps smell of roses?

Ever embarrassed your kids so much they cried? (:o)

Do you like to horse ride?

What nickname do you call your private bits?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:36 pm

Did you hide my purple shorts?

Where are they?

How do you like floating in the water all day?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:02 pm

Favourite sandwich filler ?

Butter or margarine?

Brown or white bread ?

How do you like your eggs?

Smoked or unsmoked?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:04 pm

Do these pants make me look fat?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:32 pm

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:33 pm

what do ducks eat?

chocolate or caramel?

sex?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:33 pm

How does skating on thin ice get you into

hot water?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:34 pm

When cheese gets its picture taken what

does it say?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:34 pm

ever me a swan you couldn't take?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:34 pm

Do you have an inney or an outie?:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:38 pm

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:38 pm

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:40 pm

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:42 pm

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:21 pm

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

Why are Softballs hard?

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:25 pm

Okay now.... where did duck go?:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:47 pm

Paging Ducky, Paging Ducky...does anyone have one of those hunting duck quacker thingys?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:10 pm

I know your out there!:wah:

red or black?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:17 pm

The ducky is laughing her butt off at this thread.:wah::wah: Speechless but sill rolling on the floor laughing.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:19 pm

Chezzie;985674 wrote: Let's annoy the duck as much as possible and also get to know the mad bird a bit more...

Are you a flirt?

Do you like duck a la orange?

when eating chinese do you use chopsticks?

Wait, I thought Kay was the Mad Bird?:wah:

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:25 pm

qsducks;985879 wrote: The ducky is laughing her butt off at this thread.:wah::wah: Speechless but sill rolling on the floor laughing.

FYI

this doesn't count as an answer to anyones questions:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:28 pm

Chezzie;985674 wrote: Let's annoy the duck as much as possible and also get to know the mad bird a bit more...

Are you a flirt?

Do you like duck a la orange?

when eating chinese do you use chopsticks?

Yes to the flirt, never had duck a la orange and jeez, finger foods baby.:wah:

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:34 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflqsducks;985891 wrote: Yes to the flirt, never had duck a la orange and jeez, finger foods baby.:wah:

That's one....

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:34 pm

if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck......................:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:35 pm

it will quack and play poker all night:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:35 pm

G-man;985676 wrote: What gets your feathers ruffled?

Politics:mad:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:43 pm

Christmas, who can keep up with a gazillion questions. I'll try my best:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:25 pm

qsducks;985901 wrote: Christmas, who can keep up with a gazillion questions. I'll try my best:wah:

Hey! If I can do it, then ANYBODY can do it! :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:32 pm

What is your quick response when all the kids want something at once?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:25 pm

chonsigirl;985933 wrote: What is your quick response when all the kids want something at once?

:wah:No, I have no money and no do your homework now or no Friday friends.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:28 pm

Have to go for now and will see you chaps later.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:53 pm

qsducks;985964 wrote: Have to go for now and will see you chaps later.

nite ducks!:-4

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:34 am

A lot of ducks live near me, any of them related to you?

If I made you a cake would it make you fart or was that just Jimbo's reaction 'cos he's odd?

Have you ever snogged someone then wondered where your gum went after?

Do you have a celebrity crush that's really embarassing?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:07 am

OMG!!!

all i can say is, like i told Shelly when they did this to her, i'm not gonna ask you any weird questions like some people!

:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:08 am

jimbo;986067 wrote: morning duckypoo:-6:-6

is peeking duck a meal made from duck or fish

It's Peking duck Jimbo and probs made from a duck.

Immy, no they are not my rellies.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:10 am

Hope6;986125 wrote: OMG!!!

all i can say is, like i told Shelly when they did this to her, i'm not gonna ask you any weird questions like some people!

:wah:

*Immy flounces by in a strop muttering 'My questions aren't weird, they are completely sensible'*

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:10 am

[quote=qsducks;986126]It's Peking duck Jimbo and probs made from a duck.

Immy, no they are not my rellies.[/quote]

Ah, but how do you know???

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:13 am

Imladris;986128 wrote: [quote=qsducks;986126]It's Peking duck Jimbo and probs made from a duck.

Immy, no they are not my rellies.[/quote]

Ah, but how do you know???

I always considered myself to be smarter than the average bear.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:13 am

Imladris;986127 wrote: *Immy flounces by in a strop muttering 'My questions aren't weird, they are completely sensible'*

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

yes yours are very sensible but some of these folks i'm a little worried about!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:16 am

Hope6;986131 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

yes yours are very sensible but some of these folks i'm a little worried about!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Let it roll off your back Hope. I do.:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:23 am

qsducks;986132 wrote: Let it roll off your back Hope. I do.:wah:

well you're the one they're after, so if it doesn't bother you, thats okay then!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:24 am

I think it's funny. I have no probs with it.:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:13 am

steak or fish?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:13 am

chocolate or sex?