Sex -The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter washaving sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact thefamily's status, she consulted the family doctor. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birthcontrol and talk to her and give her a box of condoms. The doctor toldher that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop thegirl would probably result in rebellion. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, thewoman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mothersaying: 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!
Church- A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake thepreacher's hand. He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was adamnedfine sermon. Damned good!' The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use!profanity.' The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with thatsermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'The preacher said, 'No ****?
Pancakes- Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appearedto be in good health, they were concerned about his rather smallpenis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Justfeed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.' The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a largestack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?' 'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your father.
Sex, Church Pancakes
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Sex, Church Pancakes
ButterflyPrincess;968154 wrote: Sex -The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter washaving sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact thefamily's status, she consulted the family doctor. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birthcontrol and talk to her and give her a box of condoms. The doctor toldher that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop thegirl would probably result in rebellion. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, thewoman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mothersaying: 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!
Church- A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake thepreacher's hand. He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was adamnedfine sermon. Damned good!' The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use!profanity.' The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with thatsermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'The preacher said, 'No ****?
Pancakes- Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appearedto be in good health, they were concerned about his rather smallpenis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Justfeed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.' The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a largestack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?' 'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your father.
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Church- A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake thepreacher's hand. He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was adamnedfine sermon. Damned good!' The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use!profanity.' The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with thatsermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'The preacher said, 'No ****?
Pancakes- Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appearedto be in good health, they were concerned about his rather smallpenis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Justfeed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.' The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a largestack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?' 'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your father.
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