Only at the Rodeo!

General humor & jokes. Share funny photos and jokes. Must be "R" rated or below.
Post Reply
User avatar
cars
Posts: 11012
Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm

Only at the Rodeo!

Post by cars »

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of Breeding Bulls.





They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year". The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."





They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year". The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him!"



They walked further and a third pen with a bull had a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day, you REALY could learn something from this one!"





The husband looked at his wife and said, go up and ask him if it was with the same cow every time."! :wah::D:p:rolleyes:;)
Cars :)
User avatar
Odie
Posts: 33482
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:10 pm

Only at the Rodeo!

Post by Odie »

:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:
Life is just to short for drama.
User avatar
guppy
Posts: 6793
Joined: Sun May 14, 2006 5:49 pm

Only at the Rodeo!

Post by guppy »

bahahahahhahaha



wonder how many times he got sex after that remark..smirk...:rolleyes:
User avatar
YZGI
Posts: 11527
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:24 am

Only at the Rodeo!

Post by YZGI »

guppy;965613 wrote: bahahahahhahaha

wonder how many times he got sex after that remark..smirk...:rolleyes:
According to this thread about 400 times..



http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... light=cows
Post Reply

Return to “Just For The Fun Of It”