The Tomato Garden

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:41 pm

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

[A few days later he received a letter from his son.]

Dear Dad,

Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do

under the circumstances.

Love Vinnie

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:43 pm

Absolutely brilliant hehehehehehehe

pina · Post by **pina** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:43 pm

:wah: That made me laugh :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:57 pm

LOL...Clever clogs Vinnie.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:00 pm

AHHHH - a son's love. That was good.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:01 pm

:wah: :wah: Very Good!!!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:03 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah: Very Very Very Good!!!!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:04 pm

If i suck up enough, do you think he'll give me a discount on becoming a supporting member?????:D

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:06 am

:wah: