Any good tips.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:03 pm

Never pee into the wind.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:09 pm

Don't do body piercings while on a moving roller-coaster.

:D

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abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:11 pm

Don't put all your eggs in one basket, put all of then in the fridge they will last longer.

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:14 pm

Don't eat yellow snow !!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:20 pm

Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:22 pm

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:27 pm

Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:28 pm

Barman;956235 wrote: Abbeys made me gasp, that one made me laugh out loud, cos it is true i suppose.
I did'nt mean you to do it now! :rolleyes:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:29 pm

Never let your ex pack your parachute.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:31 pm

Dont go to the trouble of shopping lists,

take your dustbin to the supermarket with you so that you can see which items you have recently run out of.

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:31 pm

It is irresponsible to fillet fish whilst wearing knitted headgear :-3

Paul.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:54 pm

Don't wear sunglasses in the tunnel of love.

:D

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:00 pm

Dont invite drug addicts round for a meal on boxing day.

They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:43 pm

Buy cheap, sell high. :p

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:47 pm

Don't go on castle ramparts on a windy day with no pants on. Trust me, it's good advice.:-3

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:49 pm

abbey;956283 wrote: Dont invite drug addicts round for a meal on boxing day.

They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.

:wah::wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:35 am

jimbo;956680 wrote: well from what i have heard about old casanova soberego ,he always finishes first, the peas dont have a chance to defrost so they can be used again thus helping the environment but it plays hell with his glow ball warming :wah::wah::wah::wah:
:yh_rotfl

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:54 am

never get a tatoo DRUNK:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:07 am

Always wash your hands thoroughly before using the restroom after cutting up hot peppers!!!:-5

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:14 pm

Don't go swimming during a rain shower.............you may get wet.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:24 pm

Kathy Ellen;956228 wrote: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day!!

:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:19 pm

Men are like handbags...nice to look at, nice to be seen with, easily replaced and usually full of crap.:wah:

Kidding!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:30 am

When text messaging from prison be careful how you use the abreviation BFF.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:59 am

we should turn this into a book too!

:wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:10 am

Barman;957389 wrote: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Not brave enough to alter the sexes on this one.

that's funny:wah::wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:20 am

Pinky;957397 wrote: Men are like handbags...nice to look at, nice to be seen with, easily replaced and usually full of crap.:wah: Kidding! cute:wah::wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:21 am

Do as I say. BUT not as i do:D