Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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hoppy;949237 wrote: Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Definately NOT..!!!!! DON'T TELL HER....!!! That might push her over the edge and make her think you had some real problems in your family... She might even need therapy and medication after the shock........
She would probably leave you for an ex- Ron Paul supporter, or maybe a Dennis Kucinich supporter if she believes in UFO abductions........
Just tell her your cousin is an independent, and hasn't decided yet...........
great topic....!! :wah:
My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Definately NOT..!!!!! DON'T TELL HER....!!! That might push her over the edge and make her think you had some real problems in your family... She might even need therapy and medication after the shock........
She would probably leave you for an ex- Ron Paul supporter, or maybe a Dennis Kucinich supporter if she believes in UFO abductions........
Just tell her your cousin is an independent, and hasn't decided yet...........
great topic....!! :wah: