Jimbo wants a quickie

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:15 am

Jimbo goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again Jimbo thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

:D

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:25 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:26 am

:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:50 pm

:wah: Thanks guyz.............for the laugh.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:22 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

good jokes! thanks guys/gals!!