would the real jimbo please stand up

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:18 pm

These are TOO funny!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:58 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Have we found the real Jimbo yet?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:35 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Jimbo! these are all just to funny! :wah::wah::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:30 pm

jimbo;936039 wrote: THANKS HOPE I THOUGHT I WAS POSTING TO MYSELF THERE

OH WELL IF I CAN MAKE JUST ONE PERSON SMILE IT WILL BE WORTH IT

:):)

http://www.offbeatearth.com/10-examples ... a-picture/

you made me laugh! thank you for that! :wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:05 pm

jimbo;937239 wrote: if you laugh at this joke you need help

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment.

Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my Dog!!"

OMG!!!

:eek:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:55 pm

jimbo;937239 wrote: if you laugh at this joke you need help

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment.

Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my Dog!!"

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I must need help...this one is hilarious...almost made me spew!

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:59 pm

Jimbo, these are all great! Gave me some good smiles and giggles.:wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:36 pm

jimbo;938498 wrote: me tooo:wah::wah::wah:

Good thing I was snacking on some cheese and not drinking something...at least cheese doesn't spew thru your nose!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:03 pm

shelbell;938446 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I must need help...this one is hilarious...almost made me spew!

naughty Shelly! :sneaky: :wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:19 am

I can't help it, I was born to be a perv! :wah::wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:50 am

jimbo;939218 wrote: er no comment :-3:-3

Oops! I mean I was born to be a GOOD girl!

:p:wah::wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:16 pm

jimbo;939524 wrote: advice for fg ladies

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl brilliant....love it!

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:01 am

Just a little bored are ya Jimbo? :wah::wah::wah: