* Kaz storms off in another huff and confides in hope that carol hates her and is trying to make her leave,,,, then later stuffs all the eels down the drain:sneaky:*How did you find out
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kazalala;912079 wrote: and what do you mean by that:sneaky
* Kaz storms off in another huff and confides in hope that carol hates her and is trying to make her leave,,,, then later stuffs all the eels down the drain:sneaky:*How did you find out
who told you:-5:-5 and leave me bleedin eels alone:sneaky:
* Kaz storms off in another huff and confides in hope that carol hates her and is trying to make her leave,,,, then later stuffs all the eels down the drain:sneaky:*How did you find out
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;912118 wrote: How did you find out
who told you:-5:-5 and leave me bleedin eels alone:sneaky:
Well wouldn't you want her to take care of them if they were bleedin?...
:yh_bigsmi...
Well wouldn't you want her to take care of them if they were bleedin?...
:yh_bigsmi...
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K.Snyder;912134 wrote: Well wouldn't you want her to take care of them if they were bleedin?...
:yh_bigsmi...Kev....you cant talk to Producers like that
now behave:-5:rolleyes:
:yh_bigsmi...Kev....you cant talk to Producers like that
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;912140 wrote: Kev....you cant talk tol Producers like that
now behave:-5:rolleyes:
:yh_kiss...
:yh_kiss...
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Chezzie has just read all the other contestants poems again and started to sweat so much she needed to take all her clothes off and jump in the pool.
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
Housemania
When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:D
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
Housemania
When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:D
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kazalala;912079 wrote: and what do you mean by that:sneaky::-5:p:p
* Kaz storms off in another huff and confides in hope that carol hates her and is trying to make her leave,,,, then later stuffs all the eels down the drain:sneaky:*
awwww calm down Kaz it'll be alright but shhhhhhhhh don't let Carol know about the eels! :sneaky:
* Kaz storms off in another huff and confides in hope that carol hates her and is trying to make her leave,,,, then later stuffs all the eels down the drain:sneaky:*
awwww calm down Kaz it'll be alright but shhhhhhhhh don't let Carol know about the eels! :sneaky:
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Carolly;912030 wrote: :-3
:wah::wah::p

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Chezzie;912150 wrote: Chezzie has just read all the other contestants poems again and started to sweat so much she needed to take all her clothes off and jump in the pool.
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
Housemania
When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:DA MASTER PIECE ME LITTLE HONEYBUNNY;)
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
Housemania
When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:DA MASTER PIECE ME LITTLE HONEYBUNNY;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Hope6;912153 wrote: awwww calm down Kaz it'll be alright but shhhhhhhhh don't let Carol know about the eels! :sneaky:
Bit late for that girl:rolleyes::mad:
Bit late for that girl:rolleyes::mad:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Chezzie;912150 wrote: Chezzie has just read all the other contestants poems again and started to sweat so much she needed to take all her clothes off and jump in the pool.
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
Housemania
When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:D
Chez! darlin! words fail me, that is one great poem!
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
Housemania
When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:D
Chez! darlin! words fail me, that is one great poem!

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As a top producer and an image of honesty I have to keep up:rolleyes:I have decided to go to the people for the vote on your poems....a thread will go up with ALL yer poems and asking people to mark them out of 10....no names will be told so unless they look here they wont knowonly fing I cant say is if anyone will be other going on it:wah:some do tend to not mix with us lot ye know:wah::wah:dunno why Im sure
:D
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;912162 wrote: Bit late for that girl:rolleyes::mad:
oops!...............Kaz! run for your life girl!.....................:wah::wah:
oops!...............Kaz! run for your life girl!.....................:wah::wah:
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thanks:-4
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Carolly;912166 wrote: As a top producer and an image of honesty I have to keep up:rolleyes:I have decided to go to the people for the vote on your poems....a thread will go up with ALL yer poems and asking people to mark them out of 10....no names will be told so unless they look here they wont knowonly fing I cant say is if anyone will be other going on it:wah:some do tend to not mix with us lot ye know:wah::wah:dunno why Im sure
do we get to go vote too or just other people?
do we get to go vote too or just other people?
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Carolly;912166 wrote: As a top producer and an image of honesty I have to keep up:rolleyes:I have decided to go to the people for the vote on your poems....a thread will go up with ALL yer poems and asking people to mark them out of 10....no names will be told so unless they look here they wont knowonly fing I cant say is if anyone will be other going on it:wah:some do tend to not mix with us lot ye know:wah::wah:dunno why Im sure
they wont be any replies Carol:-5:wah:
they wont be any replies Carol:-5:wah:
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Hope6;912169 wrote: do we get to go vote too or just other people?
:wah::wah::wah:Are you for real:wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Chezzie;912170 wrote: they wont be any replies Carolwah:What NO ONE?????
:-3:wah::wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;912176 wrote: What NO ONE?????
:-3:wah::wah::wah:
well why dont u ask your chris to put them in order best to worst or something. Were all adults lol...Just cant see many replying on here tbh.:sneaky:
well why dont u ask your chris to put them in order best to worst or something. Were all adults lol...Just cant see many replying on here tbh.:sneaky:
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Carolly;912173 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:Are you for real:wah::wah:
yes i'm completely for real, it's not like i'd vote for my own, i've seen several others i like better!
yes i'm completely for real, it's not like i'd vote for my own, i've seen several others i like better!

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Hope6;912191 wrote: yes i'm completely for real, it's not like i'd vote for my own, i've seen several others i like better! 
Oh yeeeeee I can just see the mad Oz bird not voting for her own:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Oh yeeeeee I can just see the mad Oz bird not voting for her own:wah::wah::wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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I think it would be facinating be in the BB HOuse with the most active FG'ers. Be interesting to see how much RL relations are like those in the forum :sneaky:
Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
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one is not amused
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~*The_Royal_Tart*~;912217 wrote: one is not amused
Poppycock !
Poppycock !
I AM AWESOME MAN
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~*The_Royal_Tart*~;912217 wrote: one is not amused:eek:
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Chezzie;910555 wrote:
I tried this before but it doesnt work
Yeah the chat area doesn't work or at least it hasn't since the last I had checked which was yesterday...
The admins I believe are aware...
I tried this before but it doesnt work
Yeah the chat area doesn't work or at least it hasn't since the last I had checked which was yesterday...
The admins I believe are aware...
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G#Gill;910664 wrote: Just before I get evicted, here is my contribution to the 'task' - a poem (rhyme) about the FG BB, then I must be gone........................take care all of you !......... and have fun !!!! XXX
Well the klaxon sounded so harsh and so piercing
That the housemates leapt high and fell off the ceiling
They all ran around in pj's ..... like dervishes
And Kaz and Ducky went off to do dishes
They'd all been left in the sink from last evening
Jimbo and KS should have done all the cleaning!
Instead of their jobs they had played in the garden
And KS saw Hope in the pool ........... he got a hard on!
After their breakfast (Kay scrambled some eggs)
They all played 'chase' and Carol shaved her legs !
A deep animated discussion was well under way
As Nomad and Dubsy and Red had their say.
Abbey and Pam made coffees all round
While Gill, Kay, Kaz and Helen sneaked away with no sound,
To the smoking area with scotch in a flask
To plan their campaign to win the next 'task'
Back in the bedroom and mischief afoot,
Chezzie, Immy and Fuzzy, were up to no good.
Swapping the clothes from one drawer to another -
The sort of games played in the house of Big Brother !
Into the diary room went Ally and Wendy,
Complaining that Jimbo's apron's too skimpy.
They asked for a party with champers today.
A soft spoken voice said ' No chance --- go away ! '
A sudden eruption disturbed the quietness
There was Jimbo, young Chris, JJ and KS
Shouting 'ME FIRST !' as there appeared in their quarters
Mrs Palmer arrived along with five daughters !!!!
[ 21 housemates mentioned ! ]
:yh_hugs :yh_wave:-4:yh_wave:yh_hugs
She's set the precedent hasn't she?...
Well the klaxon sounded so harsh and so piercing
That the housemates leapt high and fell off the ceiling
They all ran around in pj's ..... like dervishes
And Kaz and Ducky went off to do dishes
They'd all been left in the sink from last evening
Jimbo and KS should have done all the cleaning!
Instead of their jobs they had played in the garden
And KS saw Hope in the pool ........... he got a hard on!
After their breakfast (Kay scrambled some eggs)
They all played 'chase' and Carol shaved her legs !
A deep animated discussion was well under way
As Nomad and Dubsy and Red had their say.
Abbey and Pam made coffees all round
While Gill, Kay, Kaz and Helen sneaked away with no sound,
To the smoking area with scotch in a flask
To plan their campaign to win the next 'task'
Back in the bedroom and mischief afoot,
Chezzie, Immy and Fuzzy, were up to no good.
Swapping the clothes from one drawer to another -
The sort of games played in the house of Big Brother !
Into the diary room went Ally and Wendy,
Complaining that Jimbo's apron's too skimpy.
They asked for a party with champers today.
A soft spoken voice said ' No chance --- go away ! '
A sudden eruption disturbed the quietness
There was Jimbo, young Chris, JJ and KS
Shouting 'ME FIRST !' as there appeared in their quarters
Mrs Palmer arrived along with five daughters !!!!
[ 21 housemates mentioned ! ]
:yh_hugs :yh_wave:-4:yh_wave:yh_hugs
She's set the precedent hasn't she?...
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Ok everyone...
I need help finding all of your poems...
So far I have mine, gsducks, Chezzies, Hopes, and Kayleneaussies...
I need everyone elses before I can set up the vote...
I need help finding all of your poems...
So far I have mine, gsducks, Chezzies, Hopes, and Kayleneaussies...
I need everyone elses before I can set up the vote...
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Carolly;909726 wrote: Friends from the start on the FOC thread together,
Saying we'd be friends forever and ever,
Some of the time we would be nasty and fight,
Other times we would laugh together all night
Did we ever stop playing with dolls and toys,
I remember talking about when we first dated boys
When we did we told the truth and never lied,
Always be open and nothing to hide.
Friends we are and will always be,
No friends will replace you, hope the same goes about me;)
Friends we will be forever still there to share,
All our troubles and all of our cares.
kayleneaussie;910221 wrote: The night was dark and sultry
when Carol was committing Adultry,
then along came Cheezie and Hope
smoking on some dope,
Carol jumps up and picks up her bra
while Jimbo waits for her in his car
K.Snyder;910371 wrote: You people are a riot,
Where's your book I'll buy it;
Games, and blames, who wouldn't adore,
A thread such as this who wouldn't come back for more;
Carolly, Kay, ducks, Chezz and Hope,
Who couldn't resist you girls, you're all so beautiful I vote you for Pope!!!...
Hope6;910647 wrote: we're here in this house
being watched every hour
now Kay wants us naked
and all in the shower
while Carol is gone
the housemates will play
but when she returns
what a price we will pay
but while she's gone
i have no doubt
we'd have lots of fun
if there were some toy boys about!
G#Gill;910664 wrote: Just before I get evicted, here is my contribution to the 'task' - a poem (rhyme) about the FG BB, then I must be gone........................take care all of you !......... and have fun !!!! XXX
Well the klaxon sounded so harsh and so piercing
That the housemates leapt high and fell off the ceiling
They all ran around in pj's ..... like dervishes
And Kaz and Ducky went off to do dishes
They'd all been left in the sink from last evening
Jimbo and KS should have done all the cleaning!
Instead of their jobs they had played in the garden
And KS saw Hope in the pool ........... he got a hard on!
After their breakfast (Kay scrambled some eggs)
They all played 'chase' and Carol shaved her legs !
A deep animated discussion was well under way
As Nomad and Dubsy and Red had their say.
Abbey and Pam made coffees all round
While Gill, Kay, Kaz and Helen sneaked away with no sound,
To the smoking area with scotch in a flask
To plan their campaign to win the next 'task'
Back in the bedroom and mischief afoot,
Chezzie, Immy and Fuzzy, were up to no good.
Swapping the clothes from one drawer to another -
The sort of games played in the house of Big Brother !
Into the diary room went Ally and Wendy,
Complaining that Jimbo's apron's too skimpy.
They asked for a party with champers today.
A soft spoken voice said ' No chance --- go away ! '
A sudden eruption disturbed the quietness
There was Jimbo, young Chris, JJ and KS
Shouting 'ME FIRST !' as there appeared in their quarters
Mrs Palmer arrived along with five daughters !!!!
[ 21 housemates mentioned ! ]
[CENTER]
jones jones;911061 wrote: no elvis isn’t in this house
its Jj quiet as a mouse
hope that snyders feeling kay
and gillys ducking carol’s way
with a prezzie for our chezzie!
i miss anyone?
Chezzie;912150 wrote: Chezzie has just read all the other contestants poems again and started to sweat so much she needed to take all her clothes off and jump in the pool.
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
[CENTER]Housemania
When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:D
K.Snyder;912232 wrote: Ok everyone...
I need help finding all of your poems...
So far I have mine, gsducks, Chezzies, Hopes, and Kayleneaussies...
I need everyone elses before I can set up the vote...
found those if that helps:-4
Saying we'd be friends forever and ever,
Some of the time we would be nasty and fight,
Other times we would laugh together all night
Did we ever stop playing with dolls and toys,
I remember talking about when we first dated boys
When we did we told the truth and never lied,
Always be open and nothing to hide.
Friends we are and will always be,
No friends will replace you, hope the same goes about me;)
Friends we will be forever still there to share,
All our troubles and all of our cares.

kayleneaussie;910221 wrote: The night was dark and sultry
when Carol was committing Adultry,
then along came Cheezie and Hope
smoking on some dope,
Carol jumps up and picks up her bra
while Jimbo waits for her in his car
K.Snyder;910371 wrote: You people are a riot,
Where's your book I'll buy it;
Games, and blames, who wouldn't adore,
A thread such as this who wouldn't come back for more;
Carolly, Kay, ducks, Chezz and Hope,
Who couldn't resist you girls, you're all so beautiful I vote you for Pope!!!...
Hope6;910647 wrote: we're here in this house
being watched every hour
now Kay wants us naked
and all in the shower
while Carol is gone
the housemates will play
but when she returns
what a price we will pay
but while she's gone
i have no doubt
we'd have lots of fun
if there were some toy boys about!
G#Gill;910664 wrote: Just before I get evicted, here is my contribution to the 'task' - a poem (rhyme) about the FG BB, then I must be gone........................take care all of you !......... and have fun !!!! XXX
Well the klaxon sounded so harsh and so piercing
That the housemates leapt high and fell off the ceiling
They all ran around in pj's ..... like dervishes
And Kaz and Ducky went off to do dishes
They'd all been left in the sink from last evening
Jimbo and KS should have done all the cleaning!
Instead of their jobs they had played in the garden
And KS saw Hope in the pool ........... he got a hard on!
After their breakfast (Kay scrambled some eggs)
They all played 'chase' and Carol shaved her legs !
A deep animated discussion was well under way
As Nomad and Dubsy and Red had their say.
Abbey and Pam made coffees all round
While Gill, Kay, Kaz and Helen sneaked away with no sound,
To the smoking area with scotch in a flask
To plan their campaign to win the next 'task'
Back in the bedroom and mischief afoot,
Chezzie, Immy and Fuzzy, were up to no good.
Swapping the clothes from one drawer to another -
The sort of games played in the house of Big Brother !
Into the diary room went Ally and Wendy,
Complaining that Jimbo's apron's too skimpy.
They asked for a party with champers today.
A soft spoken voice said ' No chance --- go away ! '
A sudden eruption disturbed the quietness
There was Jimbo, young Chris, JJ and KS
Shouting 'ME FIRST !' as there appeared in their quarters
Mrs Palmer arrived along with five daughters !!!!
[ 21 housemates mentioned ! ]
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jones jones;911061 wrote: no elvis isn’t in this house
its Jj quiet as a mouse
hope that snyders feeling kay
and gillys ducking carol’s way
with a prezzie for our chezzie!
i miss anyone?
Chezzie;912150 wrote: Chezzie has just read all the other contestants poems again and started to sweat so much she needed to take all her clothes off and jump in the pool.
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
[CENTER]Housemania
When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:D
K.Snyder;912232 wrote: Ok everyone...
I need help finding all of your poems...
So far I have mine, gsducks, Chezzies, Hopes, and Kayleneaussies...
I need everyone elses before I can set up the vote...
found those if that helps:-4
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Carolly;912192 wrote: Oh yeeeeee I can just see the mad Oz bird not voting for her own:wah::wah::wah::wah:
well you'd have to make it a rule, we could go on there only if we didn't vote for our own! :wah::wah:
well you'd have to make it a rule, we could go on there only if we didn't vote for our own! :wah::wah:
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Hope6;912248 wrote: well you'd have to make it a rule, we could go on there only if we didn't vote for our own! :wah::wah:
I am making the voting system now and it doesn't allow for multiple votes but I'm afraid there's no way in preventing voting for your own so it will have to be based on the honor system...
I am making the voting system now and it doesn't allow for multiple votes but I'm afraid there's no way in preventing voting for your own so it will have to be based on the honor system...
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Chezzie;912236 wrote: found those if that helps:-4
Oh that has helped a bit...
I didn't have Carollys, jones, or gills...
Thank you...
Anyone else know where others are at?...
Oh that has helped a bit...
I didn't have Carollys, jones, or gills...
Thank you...
Anyone else know where others are at?...
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~*The_Royal_Tart*~;912217 wrote: one is not amused
OMG!!!
OMG!!!

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Ok everyone so far I have mine, gsduck's, Chezzie's, Hope's, Kayleneaussie's, G#Gill's, Carolly's, and jones jones'...
Whom else has submitted a poem?
Whom else has submitted a poem?
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K.Snyder;912258 wrote: I am making the voting system now and it doesn't allow for multiple votes but I'm afraid there's no way in preventing voting for your own so it will have to be based on the honor system...
i have no problem with that as i wouldn't vote for my own anyway! :wah::wah:
i have no problem with that as i wouldn't vote for my own anyway! :wah::wah:
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K.Snyder;912273 wrote: Ok everyone so far I have mine, gsduck's, Chezzie's, Hope's, Kayleneaussie's, G#Gill's, Carolly's, and jones jones'...
Whom else has submitted a poem?
Kaz did one earlier today, i'll see if i can find it!
Whom else has submitted a poem?
Kaz did one earlier today, i'll see if i can find it!
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okay here it is!
Carol is a barrel......................of laughs i mean, wouldnt want her to think she's owt but lean, and of course we never tell her that her dolls, look just like a bunch of trolls.
Gilly is silly, a silly little filly, cant think of owt else to rhyme cept willy... nilly i meant you dirty buggers.
Kay is gay...no not in that way...... a bit like a wench rolling in the hay.
Is Helen in here? i cant see her oh dear? i hope she arrives sooner than later, and i hope she brings her potatoe peeler.
Chezzie, chezzie,, what ryhymes with Chezzie,, i know! as a mate she is a Bezzie, only me an her will understand this as we are a secret twinnie sis.
Hope, is a lovely southern gal, she learning new words from all her new pals, what a shock she will get when she has a rest and finds out we will be setting her a test.
Ducky,is lucky, she passed the poem test, she has a big start stuck on her ducky vest.
I am just great
cos i am your mate
and i always tell you what i ate
Carol is a barrel......................of laughs i mean, wouldnt want her to think she's owt but lean, and of course we never tell her that her dolls, look just like a bunch of trolls.
Gilly is silly, a silly little filly, cant think of owt else to rhyme cept willy... nilly i meant you dirty buggers.
Kay is gay...no not in that way...... a bit like a wench rolling in the hay.
Is Helen in here? i cant see her oh dear? i hope she arrives sooner than later, and i hope she brings her potatoe peeler.
Chezzie, chezzie,, what ryhymes with Chezzie,, i know! as a mate she is a Bezzie, only me an her will understand this as we are a secret twinnie sis.
Hope, is a lovely southern gal, she learning new words from all her new pals, what a shock she will get when she has a rest and finds out we will be setting her a test.
Ducky,is lucky, she passed the poem test, she has a big start stuck on her ducky vest.
I am just great
cos i am your mate
and i always tell you what i ate
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Hope6;912294 wrote: okay here it is!
Carol is a barrel......................of laughs i mean, wouldnt want her to think she's owt but lean, and of course we never tell her that her dolls, look just like a bunch of trolls.
Gilly is silly, a silly little filly, cant think of owt else to rhyme cept willy... nilly i meant you dirty buggers.
Kay is gay...no not in that way...... a bit like a wench rolling in the hay.
Is Helen in here? i cant see her oh dear? i hope she arrives sooner than later, and i hope she brings her potatoe peeler.
Chezzie, chezzie,, what ryhymes with Chezzie,, i know! as a mate she is a Bezzie, only me an her will understand this as we are a secret twinnie sis.
Hope, is a lovely southern gal, she learning new words from all her new pals, what a shock she will get when she has a rest and finds out we will be setting her a test.
Ducky,is lucky, she passed the poem test, she has a big start stuck on her ducky vest.
I am just great
cos i am your mate
and i always tell you what i ate
Thank you Hope...
Carol is a barrel......................of laughs i mean, wouldnt want her to think she's owt but lean, and of course we never tell her that her dolls, look just like a bunch of trolls.
Gilly is silly, a silly little filly, cant think of owt else to rhyme cept willy... nilly i meant you dirty buggers.
Kay is gay...no not in that way...... a bit like a wench rolling in the hay.
Is Helen in here? i cant see her oh dear? i hope she arrives sooner than later, and i hope she brings her potatoe peeler.
Chezzie, chezzie,, what ryhymes with Chezzie,, i know! as a mate she is a Bezzie, only me an her will understand this as we are a secret twinnie sis.
Hope, is a lovely southern gal, she learning new words from all her new pals, what a shock she will get when she has a rest and finds out we will be setting her a test.
Ducky,is lucky, she passed the poem test, she has a big start stuck on her ducky vest.
I am just great
cos i am your mate
and i always tell you what i ate
Thank you Hope...
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K.Snyder;912314 wrote: Thank you Hope...
you're welcome! :-6
i can't think of anyone else, i think thats all of them!
you're welcome! :-6
i can't think of anyone else, i think thats all of them!
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~*The_Royal_Tart*~;912217 wrote: one is not amusedOH LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A SURPRISE GUEST IN THE HOUSE:sneaky:Before yer start HRH you will be treated no different to anybody else:pand also I have blue blood as well so watch it:sneaky:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Nomad;912219 wrote: Poppycock !Thats no way to talk to a Royal Tart Nomad.....ye Knighthoods just gone I reckon:rolleyes:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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abbey;912225 wrote: :eek:Look Abbs I fink it may be "her".....make out we dont know
;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Chezzie;912236 wrote: found those if that helps:-4Fanks babe you just saved me the job
;)Kev I fink thats it

Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Hope6;912248 wrote: well you'd have to make it a rule, we could go on there only if we didn't vote for our own! :wah::wah:Hope thats like asking Kay not to mow ......or Kaz not to tut.....or me not to swear.....now behave fgs :wah::wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Kev its so appreciated what yer doin babes.....but not sure if anyone will bother voting as to some we are from another planet:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;912405 wrote: Kev its so appreciated what yer doin babes.....but not sure if anyone will bother voting as to some we are from another planet:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
If you write it people will vote...
If you write it people will vote...
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K.Snyder;912436 wrote: If you write it people will vote...:-3confussed again
must be the age:(
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;912439 wrote: :-3confussed again
must be the age:(
It's in reference to an American Idiom...
Only I altered it...
"If you build it, he will come"
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Field_of_Dreams
It's in reference to an American Idiom...
Only I altered it...
"If you build it, he will come"
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Field_of_Dreams
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K.Snyder;912443 wrote: It's in reference to an American Idiom...
Only I altered it...
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Field_of_DreamsTell yer what Kev................yer nuf clever mate:);)
Only I altered it...
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Field_of_DreamsTell yer what Kev................yer nuf clever mate:);)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;912444 wrote: Tell yer what Kev................yer nuf clever mate:);)
I'm waiting on word whether or not the eight poems that have been submitted from myself , gsduck, Chezzie, Hope, Kayleneaussie, G#Gill, Carolly, and jones jones are the only ones that need to be voted on...
If so then the voting can commence...
I'm waiting on word whether or not the eight poems that have been submitted from myself , gsduck, Chezzie, Hope, Kayleneaussie, G#Gill, Carolly, and jones jones are the only ones that need to be voted on...
If so then the voting can commence...
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K.Snyder;912445 wrote: I'm waiting on word whether or not the eight poems that have been submitted from myself , gsduck, Chezzie, Hope, Kayleneaussie, G#Gill, Carolly, and jones jones are the only ones that need to be voted on...
If so then the voting can commence...
thought you were just a housemate
If so then the voting can commence...
thought you were just a housemate
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