Calculator Fun

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:14 am

With your calculator solve the math problems at the end of each sentence. Then turn your calculator upside down. The digits in the answer will look like letters and spell a word.

1. Before you light the Hanukkah candles you __________ 27689 X 2 =

When you are invited to a Hanukkah party you __________ 72 – 12 X .01 =

You meet your cousin at a Hanukkah party and say __________ 27 – 26.2266 =

To make latkes you need potatoes, onions, oil, and __________ 222 X 3 X 9 – 1 =

2. Dolly Parton wears a size 55 bra (type 55). Each of her breasts weighs 37 pounds (type 37). If she goes on an 800-calorie-per-day diet (type 800), and keeps this up for 8 weeks (type 8), what will the resulting loss of body fat leave her?

3. There are this many Israelis in the middle east: (Type 14,215,469). Each Israeli can hold off five Arabs in combat. (Multiply by 5, hit enter) So who will win thee next war in the mideast?

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:08 pm

Oy, that's funny...and a token shiksa joke, already!

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:53 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hilarious!

Thanks for sharing Trunks!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:23 pm

Cool learn something everyday.