Something to Cheer You Up

[scholle-kid]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On

your way home from work,

stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer

section and purchase a

rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be sure you get this brand. When you get home,

lock your doors, draw the

curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not

be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit

in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,

carefully place it on a

table, or a surface so that it will not become

chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins: Take out the

literature from the box and read

it carefully. You will notice that in small print

there is a statement:

Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

is personally tested, and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five

times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer

quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.

Have a nice day and remember, "There is always

someone with a job that is worse than yours."

[qsducks]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[along-for-the-ride]

Eeew!:wah:

[FUBAR]

You should have added...

"As it is new hold it in your mouth while reading the instructions"..........

[qsducks]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl