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Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:23 am

mmmmm My first Pizza in twelve months and it is delicious!:)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:59 pm

LMAO! You crack me up. Good question. Do you have a good answer nomad?

__________________

Ummm

No ?

Uh oh ! :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:00 pm

The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:27 pm

Nomad wrote: The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!

And those cans are absolute b***ers to open aren't they?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:34 pm

OMG I've got 8 x 8year olds coming round later today for a birthday party!! Anyone got any Valium???

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:04 pm

When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:11 pm

There was a time when that would have bothered me

Now

I just roll with it

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:20 pm

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:11 pm

BettyBoop-

No Pizza for a year. I'm still stuck on that. Hats off to you, you are a better person than I am.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:14 pm

jasmund wrote: BettyBoop-

No Pizza for a year. I'm still stuck on that. Hats off to you, you are a better person than I am.

It's only because I found out I had a wheat allergy, I wouldn't have given it up for any other reason!!! But now I've perfected the recipe it'll be pizza every day for a week!!!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:24 pm

Meeting LC & mate in Ireland:guitarist

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:29 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Meeting LC & mate in Ireland:guitaristi shall look forward to it Buzz! :-6 ....are you going to keep trying to recruit me to the Irish police?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:38 pm

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!""

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:23 am

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:05 am

Is'nt it wonderful when you can just hop in your car and go for a cruise with the stereo thumping.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:17 am

Is that a request or advise ? LOL !

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:23 am

Nomad wrote: Is that a request or advise ? LOL !

Just something that came to mind!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:39 am

Actually that sounds good I think Ill do that.

I have an itch to get out of the house but I dont really have anywhere to go.

Sometimes I end up in obscure places and sometimes I find interesting places.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:41 am

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:51 am

Nomad wrote: Actually that sounds good I think Ill do that.

I have an itch to get out of the house but I dont really have anywhere to go.

Sometimes I end up in obscure places and sometimes I find interesting places.

Wish I could! 10 minutes till party time!!!

No chance of getting them all outside to run in the park its raining cats and dogs out there!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:05 am

Uh oh !

My advice ?

Lock yourself in a room and let em have at it !

Deal with the repercussions at a later date :p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:35 pm

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:15 am

Nomad wrote: Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man.
no that is some random sh!t there pal.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:50 am

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:57 am

Nomad wrote: If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose
:yh_clap :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:02 am

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:14 am

Wow. I just slept for 15 1/2 hours. What did I miss?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:17 am

Your kidding right ?

The world is completely different from yesterday.

Weve been invaded by potato people and theyre demanding surrender at once or theyll make mashed potatos out of themselves and cover us up and suffocate Earth.

Do what they say they seem to mean business !

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:25 am

Howdy, Nomad!! :yh_bigsmi

Nope, I'm serious as a heart attack. Really weird, too. I am one of those people who can get by on 5 hours of sleep and be fine. Yesterday we got up early, rode all day and had plans to meet friends for dinner. I wanted to relax for a few before getting ready and I fell asleep about 7:30 and just woke up at 11:00 this morning. WTF????

As for these potato people, I guess I better get to making my gravy, huh?? :yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:30 am

Im serious too !

I can see the potato people looking in my window right now !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:30 am

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:34 am

Hopefully you've wiped your prints from the pumpkin, knife and the note.

I may adopt that practice, Nomad. Do you mind?

BR's grocery list:

Milk

Eggs

chips

lettuce

396 pumpkins

cat food

bread

cheese

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:39 am

Since your going to the market would you mind picking me up some real zippy bbq sauce and cornbread ?

Baby backs tonight.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:46 am

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:53 am

Nomad wrote: I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_clap

(By the way, I'm coming over for dinner)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:58 am

Ribs are good !

cornbread w/ sweet creamy butter

baked beans w, brown sugar & mollasses & thick bacon chunks

fresh peach pie in an all butter crust !!! WHOOOOO !!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:04 am

Stop...please stop...I'm beggin' you....

I haven't eaten in like, 20 hours. :yh_sigh

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:07 am

I pat the ribs dry then dust them with a spicy rib rub then coat them heavy w/ brown sugar.

I put them in a roasting pan with an in of water cook then at about 300 deg for 3-3 and a half hrs

(no sauce)

They come out falling off the bone

Cmon over Ive got plenty !

Fresh squeezed lemonade ok ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:12 am

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:28 am

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:14 am

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:03 pm

Dammit, I have, once again, tied my ponytail so tight I can't close my eyes....

:yh_hypno

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:08 pm

BabyRider wrote: Dammit, I have, once again, tied my ponytail so tight I can't close my eyes....

:yh_hypno

ahahaha you do that tooo ahahahaha

~~I am eating choco covered almonds and I can feel them go straight to my love handles~~

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:11 pm

Far Rider wrote: hahahahahahaha oh you two crack me up!

Yet another reference to "crack" ahahaha