Friends Of Carol Part 1

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:18 pm

Carolly;897366 wrote: Good to see Chez here tonight:DWelcome back me little darlin;)

Had a nice meal...........infact it was andsome:D

Wrong! It was bleedin andsome:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:20 pm

qsducks;897383 wrote: Wrong! It was bleedin andsome:wah:
Peeing meself laughing here:wah:

Hi to Gill and Preddy and welcome;)

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:21 pm

Carolly;897386 wrote: Peeing meself laughing here:wah:

Hi to Gill and Preddy and welcome;)

I always have to let you have it woman!:wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:25 pm

Hi Gilly, Ducks, Carolly, PP, Chez!!! Freezing morning here in darkest wintry Oz.. brrrr... Chezzie - sounds very like your friend's husband is having a 'midlife crisis'. How sad. I guess he'll find himself eventually, and then realise what he's lost in the process. One of my relatives husbands did that. The wife got over it after some tough times and moved on, found herself a new life and eventually a new man and has now been happy for years in ways she never thought possible. The ex did lots of self fulfilling stuff, found it wasn't so self-fulfilling, gave it all up, tried to crawl back, but hey... he's alone these days...

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:25 pm

Well Helen's nodded off, Ducky's checking the threads, so Hi Carol ! Who are you hiding from Mrs ? :sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:26 pm

qsducks;897387 wrote: I always have to let you have it woman!:wah:My little Cockney American Duck:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:27 pm

G#Gill;897395 wrote: Well Helen's nodded off, Ducky's checking the threads, so Hi Carol ! Who are you hiding from Mrs ? :sneaky:If I told you they would find out so best not say schhhhh

:rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:28 pm

Hi Pam ! You'll be searching out your fur-lined undies at this rate :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:28 pm

AussiePam;897394 wrote: Hi Gilly, Ducks, Carolly, PP, Chez!!! Freezing morning here in darkest wintry Oz.. brrrr... Chezzie - sounds very like your friend's husband is having a 'midlife crisis'. How sad. I guess he'll find himself eventually, and then realise what he's lost in the process. One of my relatives husbands did that. The wife got over it after some tough times and moved on, found herself a new life and eventually a new man and has now been happy for years in ways she never thought possible. The ex did lots of self fulfilling stuff, found it wasn't so self-fulfilling, gave it all up, tried to crawl back, but hey... he's alone these days...Watcha Sex Bomb.....wow love the new picture of you mate;):D

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:29 pm

:wah: I used that word today on my 12 yr old. Quite amused. And oh hello Gill & Pam.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:30 pm

Op, get to get off for awhile my chickie friends. Got to go make din din.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:31 pm

Enjoy your meal Ducky

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:33 pm

ok be back later

Predator Prevention · Post by **Predator Prevention** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:33 pm

that reminds me..... I have no clue what I'm making for dinner tonight. Maybe we should eat out.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:33 pm

Yes, Gilly, it's a bit cold now to be Nicholas. There's something about being blonde, Carolly, that cries out for waving a shooter. :sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:34 pm

Predator Prevention;897411 wrote: that reminds me..... I have no clue what I'm making for dinner tonight. Maybe we should eat out.

What a good idea PP ! No cooking, and no washing up afterwards :sneaky: :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:35 pm

qsducks;897401 wrote: :wah: I used that word today on my 12 yr old. Quite amused. And oh hello Gill & Pam.
What word

:-3

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:36 pm

Predator Prevention;897411 wrote: that reminds me..... I have no clue what I'm making for dinner tonight. Maybe we should eat out.
I had a meal out tonight............huge mixed grill:D

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:37 pm

AussiePam;897413 wrote: Yes, Gilly, it's a bit cold now to be Nicholas. There's something about being blonde, Carolly, that cries out for waving a shooter. :sneaky:

That reminds me of my school days Pam, one of the boys was called Nicholas, so everybody called him Girls and told him never to climb trees ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Predator Prevention · Post by **Predator Prevention** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:37 pm

G#Gill;897414 wrote: What a good idea PP ! No cooking, and no washing up afterwards :sneaky: :wah:

I just did a good cleaning on the kitchen, and not wanting to mess it up with dishes yet, so I think that's the plan. Chinese sounds good.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:38 pm

AussiePam;897413 wrote: Yes, Gilly, it's a bit cold now to be Nicholas. There's something about being blonde, Carolly, that cries out for waving a shooter. :sneaky:
I used to be blonde....then went streaky....today Ive gone blonde again.....so Im hot...hot...hot:wah::wah:

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:40 pm

Good Morning:-6

Gill,Chez,Ducks,Pam,PP,Carol,Kaz & whoever I have missed but not intentionally.

I agree with Pam it is very cold again today,had to happen I guess.

It is winter after all:wah:

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!

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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:40 pm

Carolly;897417 wrote: What word

:-3

Was Ducky referring to 'sex bomb' ????

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:48 pm

Hi mrs K ! Nice one H :wah: How are you today?:-6

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:51 pm

G#Gill;897429 wrote: Was Ducky referring to 'sex bomb' ????

Gawd knows with the Duck:wah::wah::wah:

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:53 pm

G#Gill;897442 wrote: Hi mrs K ! Nice one H :wah: How are you today?:-6

Apart from being a bit nippy I am doing fine.

Hope all is well with you?

My turn to buy the coffee before school today so I will be heading out soon.

Our half yearly reports go out this week so we may have some very happy or not so very happy kids & parents;)

Hope you all have a lovely evening/day:-4:-6

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:17 pm

Hiya H and good post girl lol;)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:45 pm

Gilly - watch out for climbing men, in kilts.

Carolly - you da sexiest, OK!!

MrsK -How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? I remember actually wrestling with that one once. You gotta be political to be assassinated - which leaves out all the really seriously important people - like FOCers. :sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:48 pm

AussiePam;897464 wrote: Gilly - watch out for climbing men, in kilts.

Carolly - you da sexiest, OK!!

MrsK -How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? I remember actually wrestling with that one once. You gotta be political to be assassinated - which leaves out all the really seriously important people - like FOCers. :sneaky:Me finks that our Pam is aving a laugh:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:

Predator Prevention · Post by **Predator Prevention** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:58 pm

Carolly;897466 wrote: Me finks that our Pam is aving a laugh:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:

Laughter is good for the soul:-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:59 pm

Let's drink to avoiding assassination !!!!!!

hic

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:07 pm

G#Gill;897429 wrote: Was Ducky referring to 'sex bomb' ????

it's a saki bomb:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:14 pm

OMG, jsut got off the phone with one of those "let's ask you a gazillion questions" poll takers and she asked me "what my gender was at birth":wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:42 pm

AussiePam;897464 wrote: Gilly - watch out for climbing men, in kilts.

Carolly - you da sexiest, OK!!

MrsK -How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? I remember actually wrestling with that one once. You gotta be political to be assassinated - which leaves out all the really seriously important people - like FOCers. :sneaky:

FOCers just get deaded, Pam :wah::wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:45 pm

qsducks;897476 wrote: OMG, jsut got off the phone with one of those "let's ask you a gazillion questions" poll takers and she asked me "what my gender was at birth":wah:

I hope you told them you couldn't remember, as you had just been born :wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:47 pm

G#Gill;897515 wrote: I hope you told them you couldn't remember, as you had just been born :wah::wah:

Oh I was PMSL at her. Yeah, lady I think I was gender neutral it what I told her.:wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:48 pm

Predator Prevention;897469 wrote: Laughter is good for the soul:-6

Quite right Mrs. You also cause less wrinkles than if you frowned

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:49 pm

Oh and my other fave question she asked "are you straight or heterosexual"?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:49 pm

qsducks;897518 wrote: Oh I was PMSL at her. Yeah, lady I think I was gender neutral it what I told her.:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:51 pm

qsducks;897522 wrote: Oh and my other fave question she asked "are you straight or heterosexual"?

She aint real !! Do you think it was a wind up ffs. I hope you told her it was curly, and after rain you can't do a bloody thing with it !! :wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:53 pm

Predator Prevention;897469 wrote: Laughter is good for the soul:-6Aint bad for the Haddock or Cod also:wah::wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:54 pm

G#Gill;897527 wrote: She aint real !! Do you think it was a wind up ffs. I hope you told her it was curly, and after rain you can't do a bloody thing with it !! :wah::wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I mean is the dumbest question or what? Yeah, I'm a perm but sometimes I wear a wig.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:55 pm

AussiePam;897470 wrote:

Let's drink to avoiding assassination !!!!!!

hic

Oh youd drink if the bleedin house was on fire ffs:wah::wah:;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:57 pm

Any excuse for a drinky :wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:58 pm

Ducky......she had heard about you I see:wah::wah::wah:;)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:58 pm

Carolly;897531 wrote: Aint bad for the Haddock or Cod also:wah::wah::wah:

Ere Carol, have you fallen into the knife drawer tonight Mrs? :rolleyes::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:59 pm

Carolly;897539 wrote: Ducky......she had heard about you I see:wah::wah::wah:;)

Good. Now where was Gill when that blimey telemarker called?:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:00 pm

G#Gill;897540 wrote: Ere Carol, have you fallen into the knife drawer tonight Mrs? :rolleyes:
Na just my natural humour:rolleyes::wah::wah::p

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:01 pm

I've still got a flamin headache grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I never get headaches, cos there's nowt there to ache --------- that's before anybody chips in with a funny :p:p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:01 pm

Cant believe what Im watching on the tele fgs....all about porn..........what happened to Andy Pandy and Noddy ffs:-3:(:rolleyes: