MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!!!!!!
>>
>> In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
>> the
>> men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
>>
>> A nurse noticed his predicament. ' Sir', she said ' You may use the
>> ladies
>> room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
>>
>> He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
>> had
>> promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA ,
>> PP,
>> and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
>>
>> He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
>> bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
>> things like this.
>>
>> Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
>> the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
>> the PP button.
>>
>> A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring
>> flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a
>> restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
>>
>> When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
>> ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. He was immediately
>> knocked out by an excruciating pain.
>>
>> Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
>> nurse
>> was staring down at him.
>>
>> 'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the
>> ATR button.'
>> 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your testicles are now in
>> this jar, sir.'
>>
>> MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY?
Men Never Listen!!!!!!!!
Men Never Listen!!!!!!!!
It's nice to be important,but more important to be nice.
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Men Never Listen!!!!!!!!
mrsK;895625 wrote: MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!!!!!!
>>
>> In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
>> the
>> men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
>>
>> A nurse noticed his predicament. ' Sir', she said ' You may use the
>> ladies
>> room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
>>
>> He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
>> had
>> promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA ,
>> PP,
>> and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
>>
>> He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
>> bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
>> things like this.
>>
>> Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
>> the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
>> the PP button.
>>
>> A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring
>> flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a
>> restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
>>
>> When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
>> ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. He was immediately
>> knocked out by an excruciating pain.
>>
>> Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
>> nurse
>> was staring down at him.
>>
>> 'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the
>> ATR button.'
>> 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your testicles are now in
>> this jar, sir.'
>>
>> MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY?
:wah::wah::wah:
>>
>> In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
>> the
>> men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
>>
>> A nurse noticed his predicament. ' Sir', she said ' You may use the
>> ladies
>> room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
>>
>> He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
>> had
>> promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA ,
>> PP,
>> and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
>>
>> He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
>> bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
>> things like this.
>>
>> Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
>> the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
>> the PP button.
>>
>> A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring
>> flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a
>> restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
>>
>> When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
>> ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. He was immediately
>> knocked out by an excruciating pain.
>>
>> Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
>> nurse
>> was staring down at him.
>>
>> 'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the
>> ATR button.'
>> 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your testicles are now in
>> this jar, sir.'
>>
>> MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY?
:wah::wah::wah: