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qsducks;893994 wrote: Afternoon Gill, Kaz & Carolly.
Carol, you probably have a lot of the same foods we do. Like a good steak:wah:Ye but not lamb ah:wah::wah:
Carol, you probably have a lot of the same foods we do. Like a good steak:wah:Ye but not lamb ah:wah::wah:
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A good joke for the weekend....
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. "Did anybody else here see my face?".
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.
"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner..
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.
.
.
.
.
"I think my missus caught a glimpse...."
LEFT CLICK ON THE PICTURE !
:rolleyes::yh_rotfl
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. "Did anybody else here see my face?".
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.
"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"I think my missus caught a glimpse...."
LEFT CLICK ON THE PICTURE !
:rolleyes::yh_rotfl
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Hi everybody!:-4
how's everybody doing this evening?:-6
how's everybody doing this evening?:-6
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G#Gill;894144 wrote: A good joke for the weekend....
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. "Did anybody else here see my face?".
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.
"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"I think my missus caught a glimpse...."
:wah::wah:
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts "this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds
to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off
his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head
and shouts.. "Did anybody else here see my face?".
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and
goes over and shoots him in the head also.
"Did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a
distant corner..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"I think my missus caught a glimpse...."
:wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Hope6;894146 wrote: Hi everybody!:-4
how's everybody doing this evening?:-6Kays about.....shes the only one that aint gone off me msn at the mo:wah::wah:
how's everybody doing this evening?:-6Kays about.....shes the only one that aint gone off me msn at the mo:wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;894160 wrote: Kays about.....shes the only one that aint gone off me msn at the mo:wah::wah:
is she i'm gonna go talk to her!:-4
is she i'm gonna go talk to her!:-4
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Hope6;894161 wrote: is she i'm gonna go talk to her!:-4She will be here soon:D
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kayleneaussie;894164 wrote: Hey ya all :-4:-4:-4Oh I said soon.....yer to bleedin early....can you say hello again please:D
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Hiya again Kay !!! Naa it's nearly midnight here mate !!! :wah::wah:
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Where the FFFFFF has everybody gone now ffs !!!!:(:mad:
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carol For Pete's Sake When Are You Going To Sort Out Your Blinkin Msn ??? Grrrrrrrrrrrr
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Oh well, it was fun while it lasted 

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Kay it's lovely that you were able to make contact mate. Just take care of yourself, Oh and enjoy the party tonight
;) :-4
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G#Gill;894171 wrote: Where the FFFFFF has everybody gone now ffs !!!!:(:mad:
i'm here Gill! :wah:
i'm here Gill! :wah:
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G#Gill;894172 wrote: carol For Pete's Sake When Are You Going To Sort Out Your Blinkin Msn ??? GrrrrrrrrrrrrYou aint around much anyway woman!!!Ive even lost Kay now..........................shes looking alot older I thought:rolleyes::wah::wah::wah:
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Hope6;894178 wrote: i'm here Gill! :wah:You are everywhere by the looks of it:wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Well you disappeared Carol. Please don't talk about today, I'd rather forget it ever existed - well for me anyway. Hi Hope ! Kay had to go, she is on somebody else's pc of course, not her daughter's either. I managed to have a little chat on MSN though, with her.

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Carolly;894182 wrote: You are everywhere by the looks of it:wah::wah:
i've been all over the place today, i had 3 threads at once over in the general chit chat,
i was very naughty putting that one up about sex and chocolate!:sneaky: :wah:
i've been all over the place today, i had 3 threads at once over in the general chit chat,
i was very naughty putting that one up about sex and chocolate!:sneaky: :wah:
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G#Gill;894184 wrote: Well you disappeared Carol. Please don't talk about today, I'd rather forget it ever existed - well for me anyway. Hi Hope ! Kay had to go, she is on somebody else's pc of course, not her daughter's either. I managed to have a little chat on MSN though, with her.
Hi Gill! you alright sweetheart?
i talked to Kay for a few minutes on msn too!

Hi Gill! you alright sweetheart?
i talked to Kay for a few minutes on msn too!
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Hope6;894186 wrote: Hi Gill! you alright sweetheart?
i talked to Kay for a few minutes on msn too!
Oh good ! I'm glad you managed to catch her Hope
No I'm not really alright, I've had a lousy day, most of the day. I was glad to get out and do a bit of food shopping and get away from the place --- a long story Hope, so don't worry about it. Tomorrow is another day, and it's not so bad now.
:)
i talked to Kay for a few minutes on msn too!
Oh good ! I'm glad you managed to catch her Hope

No I'm not really alright, I've had a lousy day, most of the day. I was glad to get out and do a bit of food shopping and get away from the place --- a long story Hope, so don't worry about it. Tomorrow is another day, and it's not so bad now.

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G#Gill;894187 wrote: Oh good ! I'm glad you managed to catch her Hope 
No I'm not really alright, I've had a lousy day, most of the day. I was glad to get out and do a bit of food shopping and get away from the place --- a long story Hope, so don't worry about it. Tomorrow is another day, and it's not so bad now.
:)
awwwwww i'm sorry sweetheart!
i'm gonna worry about you because i love you, you know we all worry about each other here! :-4

No I'm not really alright, I've had a lousy day, most of the day. I was glad to get out and do a bit of food shopping and get away from the place --- a long story Hope, so don't worry about it. Tomorrow is another day, and it's not so bad now.

awwwwww i'm sorry sweetheart!
i'm gonna worry about you because i love you, you know we all worry about each other here! :-4
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Hope6;894194 wrote: awwwwww i'm sorry sweetheart!
i'm gonna worry about you because i love you, you know we all worry about each other here! :-4
Hope, you are a very sweet person, bless you :-4 What happens at home here, has been going on for several years now, and I've learnt to cope with things. Don't you worry about me for Pete's sake. Some days are worse than others - today was just one of the worse ones and Chris is away in London till Monday evening so I had to sort things on my own. We get through. though. It's just that sometimes it takes longer than other times, and because of that it is so much more sapping. :rolleyes: :-4:-4
i'm gonna worry about you because i love you, you know we all worry about each other here! :-4
Hope, you are a very sweet person, bless you :-4 What happens at home here, has been going on for several years now, and I've learnt to cope with things. Don't you worry about me for Pete's sake. Some days are worse than others - today was just one of the worse ones and Chris is away in London till Monday evening so I had to sort things on my own. We get through. though. It's just that sometimes it takes longer than other times, and because of that it is so much more sapping. :rolleyes: :-4:-4
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G#Gill;894213 wrote: Hope, you are a very sweet person, bless you :-4 What happens at home here, has been going on for several years now, and I've learnt to cope with things. Don't you worry about me for Pete's sake. Some days are worse than others - today was just one of the worse ones and Chris is away in London till Monday evening so I had to sort things on my own. We get through. though. It's just that sometimes it takes longer than other times, and because of that it is so much more sapping. :rolleyes: :-4:-4
okay darlin, but my thoughts are still with you sweetheart! :-4
okay darlin, but my thoughts are still with you sweetheart! :-4
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For everyone who is having a rough time :-4
And if your not well this is for you as well.
I woke up to the most beautiful day today.
The reason it was beautiful was because it started with my 18 month old grandson giving me a wet sloppy good morning kiss & a big hug.
What more could I want?
Not a damn thing:-4:-4
Everyone Needs Someone
People need people and friends need friends
And we all need love for a full life depends
Not on vast riches or great acclaim,
Not on success or on worldly fame,
But just in knowing that someone cares
And holds us close in their thoughts and prayers-
For only the knowledge that we're understood
Makes everyday living feel wonderfully good,
And we rob ourselves of life's greatest need
When we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heed
The outstretched hand reaching to find
A kindred spirit whose heart and mind
Are lonely and longing to somehow share
Our joys and sorrows and to make us aware
That life's completeness and richness depends
On the things we share with our loved ones and friends.
-Helen Steiner Rice
And if your not well this is for you as well.
I woke up to the most beautiful day today.
The reason it was beautiful was because it started with my 18 month old grandson giving me a wet sloppy good morning kiss & a big hug.
What more could I want?
Not a damn thing:-4:-4
Everyone Needs Someone
People need people and friends need friends
And we all need love for a full life depends
Not on vast riches or great acclaim,
Not on success or on worldly fame,
But just in knowing that someone cares
And holds us close in their thoughts and prayers-
For only the knowledge that we're understood
Makes everyday living feel wonderfully good,
And we rob ourselves of life's greatest need
When we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heed
The outstretched hand reaching to find
A kindred spirit whose heart and mind
Are lonely and longing to somehow share
Our joys and sorrows and to make us aware
That life's completeness and richness depends
On the things we share with our loved ones and friends.
-Helen Steiner Rice
It's nice to be important,but more important to be nice.
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mrsK;894256 wrote: For everyone who is having a rough time :-4
And if your not well this is for you as well.
I woke up to the most beautiful day today.
The reason it was beautiful was because it started with my 18 month old grandson giving me a wet sloppy good morning kiss & a big hug.
What more could I want?
Not a damn thing:-4:-4
Everyone Needs Someone
People need people and friends need friends
And we all need love for a full life depends
Not on vast riches or great acclaim,
Not on success or on worldly fame,
But just in knowing that someone cares
And holds us close in their thoughts and prayers-
For only the knowledge that we're understood
Makes everyday living feel wonderfully good,
And we rob ourselves of life's greatest need
When we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heed
The outstretched hand reaching to find
A kindred spirit whose heart and mind
Are lonely and longing to somehow share
Our joys and sorrows and to make us aware
That life's completeness and richness depends
On the things we share with our loved ones and friends.
-Helen Steiner Rice
awwwww MrsK that's beautiful!:-4
And if your not well this is for you as well.
I woke up to the most beautiful day today.
The reason it was beautiful was because it started with my 18 month old grandson giving me a wet sloppy good morning kiss & a big hug.
What more could I want?
Not a damn thing:-4:-4
Everyone Needs Someone
People need people and friends need friends
And we all need love for a full life depends
Not on vast riches or great acclaim,
Not on success or on worldly fame,
But just in knowing that someone cares
And holds us close in their thoughts and prayers-
For only the knowledge that we're understood
Makes everyday living feel wonderfully good,
And we rob ourselves of life's greatest need
When we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heed
The outstretched hand reaching to find
A kindred spirit whose heart and mind
Are lonely and longing to somehow share
Our joys and sorrows and to make us aware
That life's completeness and richness depends
On the things we share with our loved ones and friends.
-Helen Steiner Rice
awwwww MrsK that's beautiful!:-4
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Hi Hope !! Hi mrsK ! H, I hope you don't mind but I've saved that lovely poem to my documents! I really don't know where these lovely poems are found, but they are appreciated, and they hold lovely messages. I have saved this one so that when I feel a little low, I can find it in my documents and it may reassure me and lift my spirits. Thank you H. XXX
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To all who visit our thread ...................................
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Hello everyone,
It's been quite a while since I've posted on here.
I just wanted to say hi.
I hope you are all very well :-4:-4
It's been quite a while since I've posted on here.
I just wanted to say hi.
I hope you are all very well :-4:-4
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Hi Rosie !!! Long time no see Mrs ! Hope all is well at PCville
;):-6

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G#Gill;894331 wrote: Hi Rosie !!! Long time no see Mrs ! Hope all is well at PCville
;):-6
Aaaww Gill :-4 How are you darlin?
All is well in the madness that is PCville :-6:-6

Aaaww Gill :-4 How are you darlin?
All is well in the madness that is PCville :-6:-6
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Hi everyone, i've just got a couple of spare mins, so thought i would see how you all were.
Carol, it was lovely talking to you the other night, hope to talk again soon xxx
Love to everyone here and the sexy lady (you know who you are) :wah:
Carol, it was lovely talking to you the other night, hope to talk again soon xxx
Love to everyone here and the sexy lady (you know who you are) :wah:
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Watcha Guysxxx Weather is crap so couldn't work AGAIN:-5
Lovely words there H...thanks mate;)
Good to see PC drop in and our lovely Kinks and yes loved our chat......now apart from me whose the sexy lady:wah::wah:
Special Hello to Gill and Hope ;)Hope to catch Kaz later:D
Love to EVERYONExxxx
Lovely words there H...thanks mate;)
Good to see PC drop in and our lovely Kinks and yes loved our chat......now apart from me whose the sexy lady:wah::wah:
Special Hello to Gill and Hope ;)Hope to catch Kaz later:D
Love to EVERYONExxxx
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HOPE OUR CHEZ IS OK:-3
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kinks;894339 wrote: Hi everyone, i've just got a couple of spare mins, so thought i would see how you all were.
Carol, it was lovely talking to you the other night, hope to talk again soon xxx
Love to everyone here and the sexy lady (you know who you are) :wah:
Hiya Kinksy !! Glad you're OK :-6
:sneaky:
Carol, it was lovely talking to you the other night, hope to talk again soon xxx
Love to everyone here and the sexy lady (you know who you are) :wah:
Hiya Kinksy !! Glad you're OK :-6

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Carolly;894350 wrote: Watcha Guysxxx Weather is crap so couldn't work AGAIN !
Lovely words there H...thanks mate;)
Good to see PC drop in and our lovely Kinks and yes loved our chat......now apart from me whose the sexy lady:wah:
Special Hello to Gill and Hope ;)Hope to catch Kaz later:D
Love to EVERYONExxxx
Hi Carol, even if you'd gone to the market, I doubt you would have done much business - folks don't come out when it's blinkin raining do they ?
Have you emailed Chezzie, she hasn't posted anywhere for 4 days now ! Is she on holiday ? :-3
Lovely words there H...thanks mate;)
Good to see PC drop in and our lovely Kinks and yes loved our chat......now apart from me whose the sexy lady:wah:
Special Hello to Gill and Hope ;)Hope to catch Kaz later:D
Love to EVERYONExxxx
Hi Carol, even if you'd gone to the market, I doubt you would have done much business - folks don't come out when it's blinkin raining do they ?

Have you emailed Chezzie, she hasn't posted anywhere for 4 days now ! Is she on holiday ? :-3
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HI all xxx well it started off not too bad here but its pouring down now:-5 nice to see Rosie and Kinks popping in,, hopw you are both well xxxxxxx Also lovely poem as usual from MrsK:-4 Sorry you cant work again Carol,,, but you can play instead:D
Gill,,, I'm sorry you are having a hard time at the moment,, theres not a lot else i can say as i think you already know my thoughts
anyway hope it gets better soon:-2
I cried this morning.. i was reading the paper and turned the page and there were the parents of a 19 year old boy at his funeral, he had been killed in Afghanistan. The pain and grief in their faces was too much:-1 19 years old! A baby. Their baby.
Gill,,, I'm sorry you are having a hard time at the moment,, theres not a lot else i can say as i think you already know my thoughts
I cried this morning.. i was reading the paper and turned the page and there were the parents of a 19 year old boy at his funeral, he had been killed in Afghanistan. The pain and grief in their faces was too much:-1 19 years old! A baby. Their baby.
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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Ok time to lighten up:D
Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's
thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the
texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and
what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking
for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the
thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rea r-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts-stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on
Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart
These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes!
How do they do it????
Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's
thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the
texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and
what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking
for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the
thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rea r-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts-stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on
Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart
These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes!
How do they do it????
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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kazalala;894411 wrote: Ok time to lighten up:D
Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's
thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the
texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and
what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking
for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the
thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rea r-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts-stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on
Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart
These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes!
How do they do it????
Thats so funny Kaz! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's
thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the
texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and
what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking
for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the
thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rea r-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts-stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on
Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart
These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes!
How do they do it????
Thats so funny Kaz! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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G#Gill;894391 wrote:
I've had enough now, at home.I will text Chez.....well ring Chris and tell him Gill:-3
I've had enough now, at home.I will text Chez.....well ring Chris and tell him Gill:-3
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Hi everybody!
good to see everyone who's been here today!:-4
oh Gill sweetheart! i could just cry! my love to you darlin!:-4
good to see everyone who's been here today!:-4
oh Gill sweetheart! i could just cry! my love to you darlin!:-4
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Hello Kaz and Hope:D
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;894437 wrote: Hello Kaz and Hope:D
Hi Sis!:-4
Hi Sis!:-4
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Hope6;894446 wrote: Hi Sis!:-4
Have a look at Todays Posts Sis.....Ive put there Reasons Seasons and I fink you will like it;)
Have a look at Todays Posts Sis.....Ive put there Reasons Seasons and I fink you will like it;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;894447 wrote: Have a look at Todays Posts Sis.....Ive put there Reasons Seasons and I fink you will like it;)
vey nice Sis! i just finished posting on it!:-4
okay i'll be back a little later, got a guy baling some hay today, need to go pick up some supplies! :-6
talk soon!:-4
vey nice Sis! i just finished posting on it!:-4
okay i'll be back a little later, got a guy baling some hay today, need to go pick up some supplies! :-6
talk soon!:-4
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Hope6;894453 wrote: vey nice Sis! i just finished posting on it!:-4
okay i'll be back a little later, got a guy baling some hay today, need to go pick up some supplies! :-6
talk soon!:-4Glad you liked it........talk later;)
okay i'll be back a little later, got a guy baling some hay today, need to go pick up some supplies! :-6
talk soon!:-4Glad you liked it........talk later;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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HI Carol:D Is it still raining there,,, it is here:(
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr.