The one line story thread ..

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:30 pm

qsducks;887942 wrote: see if you can figure out how many times I tied your laces into which meant of course, the calculator would have to figure into this.........................................

..even though the spider only tied her laces twice. The Queen looked at the creature, then at the spider, and declared them loyal subjects and honored them with........

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:25 am

the title "Honoury creatures of the realm", upon which they ...

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:40 pm

"Oh dear," said the queen, "I do hope that mess comes out the carpet, it took me weeks ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:01 pm

to hire Stanley Steemer and he cost buckets of money and he only takes.........................

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:09 pm

qsducks;888758 wrote: to hire Stanley Steemer and he cost buckets of money and he only takes.........................

....one year to clean a whole castle. So I referred the company to my best friend,.......

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:12 pm

my Fairy Godmother who twitched her wand and whoof it was cleaned in a jiffy and then she only charged me...........................

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:49 am

50 cent which I thought was Fantastic ,,seeing as she was...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:51 am

cubbybear1;889317 wrote: 50 cent which I thought was Fantastic ,,seeing as she was...

also gone in a jiffy as she was beginning to get on...................................

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:16 am

Everyones tail, that was as long as a Rodeo Lasso with a tip ....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:47 am

qsducks;889320 wrote: also gone in a jiffy as she was beginning to get on...................................

..everyones nerves passing out coupons for.................

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:39 am

along-for-the-ride;889845 wrote: ..everyones nerves passing out coupons for.................

a free haircut....

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:07 am

but when they found out it was TM cutting hair they.....

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:11 am

Trunk Monkey;889888 wrote: but when they found out it was TM cutting hair they.....

ran away screaming b4....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:34 am

SlipStream;889892 wrote: ran away screaming b4....

....TM could get ahold of them and try out her new hairstyle on them called..."

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:40 am

the funky monkey but TM managed to grab AFTR and.....

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:22 am

made the do stannge...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:39 pm

SlipStream;890011 wrote: made the do stannge...

...and while AFTR was sitting in the barber chair being fussed over by TM, she was searching in a dictionary trying to find out what "stannge" means. It means..........

:D

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:35 pm

Before Sunset;891227 wrote: someone was typing too fast, but regardless, TM was really getting creative with the hair and AFTR was beginning to get really nervous and decided that . . .

she would go with the flow, remembering her mother's last words on haircuts, "it will grow out in no time" which gave AFTR

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:34 am

A better excuse just to have it all shaved off,,and asked TM to give her a Brazilian Wax as well because.........

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:47 am

the hair on her back had gotten so long that she was able to.............

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:29 am

plait it and create a designer belt which ...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:49 pm

Mister Smith;891827 wrote: plait it and create a designer belt which ...

...sold on E-bay for $1 million because......................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:38 am

Britney wanted to follow the latest trends and someone told her ...

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:39 am

monkey fur was the hippest thing to own right now except for a..............

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:15 am

Few coarse patches and bubble gum stuck to the....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:17 am

front of it which gave it more appeal......................

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:31 pm

qsducks;892459 wrote: front of it which gave it more appeal......................

..to the young rebellious crowd who live in..............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:50 pm

along-for-the-ride;892532 wrote: ..to the young rebellious crowd who live in..............

the woods right off route 66..............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:53 pm

Mustang;892604 wrote: the woods right off route 66..............

and shop at Kmart for the Blue Light specials every week............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:54 pm

qsducks;892608 wrote: and shop at Kmart for the Blue Light specials every week............................

for supplies to take to their.................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:55 pm

Mustang;892610 wrote: for supplies to take to their.................

condo in Wildwood, New Jersey so they can share all the goodies with.....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:56 pm

qsducks;892611 wrote: condo in Wildwood, New Jersey so they can share all the goodies with.....................

all the friends that crashed at the combo and.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:58 pm

Mustang;892612 wrote: all the friends that crashed at the combo and.............

had major hangovers to last the entire day, but it was a good thing the fire marshall lived ...............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:07 pm

qsducks;892615 wrote: had major hangovers to last the entire day, but it was a good thing the fire marshall lived ...............................

right up the road because............

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:17 pm

Mustang;892620 wrote: right up the road because............

he reminded them that backyard bonfires are ...

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:07 am

the flames masked the mess that the rowdy crowd at the condo had made in front of the.....................

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:51 pm

Cow Patty;892836 wrote: the flames masked the mess that the rowdy crowd at the condo had made in front of the.....................

...the nearby billboard which said............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:00 pm

the woods are on fire once again all over a campfire that was............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:41 am

Before Sunset;893478 wrote: so freakin' tall it could be seen all over the freakin' county, caught the freakin' billboard on fire, and caught the attention of . . .

the ranger that only lived down the road from where all of this was ...............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:37 am

smoke and fire was getting worse but the minute. So the ranger.....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:56 am

Trunk Monkey;893766 wrote: smoke and fire was getting worse but the minute. So the ranger.....

called in help from the next county to come and help ............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:01 am

in the meantime, the people started taking off their clothes trying to......

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:03 am

Mustang;893789 wrote: called in help from the next county to come and help ............

and Alvin & the Chipmunks showed up with Yogi Bear and Boo Boo and put the fire out and then gave the campers a..............................

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:40 am

Trunk Monkey;893798 wrote: in the meantime, the people started taking off their clothes trying to......

swat the fire out, then they decided since they were naked to do a Naked Rain Dance hoping that........................