The one line story thread ..

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:29 am

Mister Smith;885228 wrote: where they plaaned on boogie-ing on down to Led Zeppelin, then getting ...

really rockin with the Stones......................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:34 am

before getting out their air guitars to play along to ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:38 am

Mister Smith;885234 wrote: before getting out their air guitars to play along to ...

Guitar Hero III and really rockin up the joint.........................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:42 am

then getting very royally drunk and shouting ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:43 am

Mister Smith;885245 wrote: then getting very royally drunk and shouting ...

"Free water ice in a snow storm ............................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:50 am

then the Queen said, "Wouldn't it be funny if one sang Bohemian Rhapsody?" And Prince Charles replied ...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:26 pm

Mister Smith;885253 wrote: then the Queen said, "Wouldn't it be funny if one sang Bohemian Rhapsody?" And Prince Charles replied ...

............."As long as it is done with dignity and decorum." The Queen pouted, then put her hands on her hips and called Camilla to her side, and order her to.............

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:03 pm

do the Time Warp, which Camilla, being ever so slightly tipsy ...

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:15 am

Before Sunset;885816 wrote: thought was a great idea and, much to Charles' dismay, proceeded to . . .

start belly dancing, while the queen.........................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:43 am

couldn't stop laughing, in fact it got so bad that she ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:53 am

wet herself and had to then....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:57 am

sneak gracefully off to the ladies, where she bumped into ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:02 am

Boy George who was just leaving when...

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:42 am

the Queen said, "Hey there George, sing me one of your songs!", to which he replied ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:55 am

You know I'm not someone

Who likes to wait around in line

You know I'm not someone

Who likes to waste a lot of time

Love will find the answer

In every little thing you do

Love will find the answer

And it's always gonna come to you

If you just keep me in mind.......

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:11 pm

The Queen suddenly interrupted, "Hey, you're not George Michael, I thought you were George Michael!", so Boy George ...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:59 pm

Mister Smith;886315 wrote: The Queen suddenly interrupted, "Hey, you're not George Michael, I thought you were George Michael!", so Boy George ...

...starting crooning, "Do you really want to hurt me?" to which the Queen replied,...........

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:27 am

complete lack of fly hurting abilities. I wouldn't even hurt a fly's dinner, or any fly product whatsoever, in fact ...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:01 pm

Before Sunset;887082 wrote: I've been thinking about criminalizing the sale and use of flyswatters . . .

...and banish them from my kingdom, oh, I mean Great Britain, but, before I do, I shall.......................

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:57 pm

along-for-the-ride;887091 wrote: ...and banish them from my kingdom, oh, I mean Great Britain, but, before I do, I shall.......................

roll a newspaper to swat with just in case a fly happens to land near my clotted cream and

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:28 am

She made it outside, and was just about to dive into her limo when ...

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:35 am

Mister Smith;887301 wrote: She made it outside, and was just about to dive into her limo when ...

she tripped over fell....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:27 am

and went flying into the local lake, where she ...

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:32 am

Mister Smith;887313 wrote: and went flying into the local lake, where she ...

splutterd and struggled b4 she...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:17 am

managed to pull herself out but her crown.....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:49 am

got caught in some weeds. She tried to get her crown back, when suddenly the weeds rose from the water and there emerged ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:52 am

Mister Smith;887474 wrote: got caught in some weeds. She tried to get her crown back, when suddenly the weeds rose from the water and there emerged ...

the Creature from the Black Lagoon who declared "what........................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:56 am

are you doing in my lake, earth creature, how dare you wake me!" The queen looked at the creature and ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:58 am

Mister Smith;887492 wrote: are you doing in my lake, earth creature, how dare you wake me!" The queen looked at the creature and ...

said "would you like to come to my place for some tea and .....................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:24 am

biscuits? We do a lovely cheesecake if that interests you" The creature ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:31 am

Mister Smith;887534 wrote: biscuits? We do a lovely cheesecake if that interests you" The creature ...

thought about it and decided to take her up on this invite and said "let me change into something more.....................................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:10 am

suitable. I don't get out of the water much." Within a flash, the creature ...

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:00 am

slipped into his Tuxedo for a fun evening out on the town at........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:24 am

Cow Patty;887789 wrote: slipped into his Tuxedo for a fun evening out on the town at........

the Queen's place over in Yorkshire where the fun always begins with a swift game of ...............................

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:30 am

Pin The Tale On The Donkey and a game of.......

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:33 am

Cow Patty;887824 wrote: Pin The Tale On The Donkey and a game of.......

Name That Tune and if your lucky you can join the .......................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:57 am

game of bingo, with great weekly prizes, such as ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:00 am

Mister Smith;887856 wrote: game of bingo, with great weekly prizes, such as ...

small maps of your home towns and boxes of jiffy popcorn and other assorted items such as.........................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:09 am

key rings and air fresheners, and if you're really lucky ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:13 am

Mister Smith;887865 wrote: key rings and air fresheners, and if you're really lucky ...

you can win a trip to the local horticultural garden filled with exotic snakes that.............

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:25 am

if you are unlucky will eat you alive, and also huge spiders that ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:30 am

Mister Smith;887878 wrote: if you are unlucky will eat you alive, and also huge spiders that ...

can do magical things like tie your shoes in different ways...................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:36 am

and perform difficult mathematical equations. The creature was very impressed by this and ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:37 am

Mister Smith;887895 wrote: and perform difficult mathematical equations. The creature was very impressed by this and ...

said in it's own language "I don't need no stinkin calculator".........................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:51 am

Unfortunately, in the language of the super intelligent spiders, this actually meant ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:14 pm

Mister Smith;887928 wrote: Unfortunately, in the language of the super intelligent spiders, this actually meant ...

see if you can figure out how many times I tied your laces into which meant of course, the calculator would have to figure into this.........................................