The one line story thread ..

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:54 pm

qsducks;883322 wrote: handed out free margarita's to all the deaf passengers.................

(they were frozen margaritas btw) who had stuffed their ears full of foam from their seat cushion in order to...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:55 pm

watermark;883388 wrote: (they were frozen margaritas btw) who had stuffed their ears full of foam from their seat cushion in order to...

deal with the effects of all the alcohol that was in those concoctions............................

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:26 pm

qsducks;883389 wrote: deal with the effects of all the alcohol that was in those concoctions............................

........which were evaluated to cause brain seepage out of the outer ear that made people feel they needed to sop it up with the polyester batting from their seats when all of a sudden this guy named Keith jumped up and ran down the aisle towards the...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:42 pm

watermark;883418 wrote: ........which were evaluated to cause brain seepage out of the outer ear that made people feel they needed to sop it up with the polyester batting from their seats when all of a sudden this guy named Keith jumped up and ran down the aisle towards the...

the stewardess and made passionate mad love on the serving cart and didn't bat an eye on the cyber cam that recorded the entire episode........................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:12 am

which was promptly put on the screens to replace the in-flight movie, which unfortunately this week was ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:05 am

Flight of the Phoenix. So the passengers all put on 3D glasses and......

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:45 am

were left disappointed that the show only lasted 2 minutes. One disgruntled passenger stood up and shouted, ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:21 am

open the door, I'm out of here but.....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:23 am

his seatbelt was jammed, and looking out the window he saw ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:27 am

a so he....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:33 am

thought, "if pigs can fly, so can I!" Finally removing his seatbelt, he ran for the exit and...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:42 am

a sign that said so he...

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:53 am

being the rebel that he was, grabbed the last remaining parachute, grabbed his camera, and jumped ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:05 am

and landed on who was trying to......

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:12 am

do the gardening. "One is not amused" she uttered, then took out a ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:19 am

shovel and pick and told him you better...

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:27 am

be out my garden in ten seconds or this shovel is going ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:41 am

to take a to fix and I'm not going to.....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:48 am

go into more details about that. Needless to say the guy was up in a flash, escaping the garden he ran into ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:07 pm

the closest but they were all occupied so he had to....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:18 pm

sneak back into the garden, and whilst in the rose bushes he ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:23 pm

pee'd but he got a rose thorn stuck on his.....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:36 pm

finger, which suddenly swelled to the size of a ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:40 pm

baseball bat and when he plucked it out, he.....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:45 pm

screamed. The queen heard him and said, "It's you again isn't it? You better run, this time I have a ...

*Seems we're the only ones telling this story Monkey:wah:*

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:45 pm

that giant rabbit coming after you.........................

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:13 pm

with claws, the kind only seen...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:46 am

watermark;884082 wrote: with claws, the kind only seen...

when the moon is full and it's the month of June...........................

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:31 am

qsducks;884221 wrote: when the moon is full and it's the month of June...........................

...but the queen relaxed and whispered to the gentlemen, "Nevermind, that was just Charles. He must be..........."

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:36 am

"Just waking up and seeing Camilla coming at him nude." So the man then....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:47 am

looked behind Charles and saw Camilla for himself, he ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:59 am

put the parachute back on and jumped from the....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:07 am

rose bushes in the hope it would work like a jet pack, unfortunately ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:50 am

he landed in the fresh manure they put around rose bushes to......

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:57 am

keep the greenfly away. The Queen laughed, and Charles ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:13 pm

passed gas so loudly that the greenflies went right up......

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:24 pm

into his hair, and refused to move, carrying little picket signs which said ...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:22 pm

Mister Smith;884480 wrote: into his hair, and refused to move, carrying little picket signs which said ...

..."alas, alas..even royals have gas," at which everyone present tittered in disdain and pinched their noses muttering, ......

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:52 pm

along-for-the-ride;884611 wrote: ..."alas, alas..even royals have gas," at which everyone present tittered in disdain and pinched their noses muttering, ......

:D

"now I can't enjoy my scone!" what with all them...

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:05 am

bad smells and bugs around, it could ruin their ...

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:59 am

new royal capes that they had just put on to wear to the grand opening of...........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:20 am

the new rural Inn called The Friendship but they....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:43 am

had arrived on the wrong day, and it was actually ...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:46 am

closed due to the fact it was....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:52 am

still being built. Not to spoil a good time, the Royals decided to ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:16 am

Mister Smith;885157 wrote: still being built. Not to spoil a good time, the Royals decided to ...

go to the Mall of America to check out the great sale they are having on..................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:20 am

go down to Picadilly Circus and stop at.....

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:25 am

qsducks;885198 wrote: go to the Mall of America to check out the great sale they are having on..................

cabbages, so that they could make a giant ...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:25 am

Mister Smith;885215 wrote: cabbages, so that they could make a giant ...

pot of ham & cabbage for that party later on the deck.................

Mister Smith · Post by **Mister Smith** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:29 am

where they plaaned on boogie-ing on down to Led Zeppelin, then getting ...