Friends Of Carol Part 1

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:48 am

Hope6;883471 wrote: Hi everybody!:-4

or is anybody here?
FGS Woman cant you see me!!!!!:wah::wah:;)

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:05 am

morning everyone,

bootiful day here, done my shopping, walked the dog, ate half the salad roll i got for my lunch:rolleyes:

work calls now and then hopefully away to the eldest's afterwards til monday.

cant wait to get out of here for a while, here as in where i live not the computor, though it wont hurt me to have a rest from that too.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:05 am

Carolly;883472 wrote: FGS Woman cant you see me!!!!!:wah::wah:;)

you know i'm half-blind!:wah::wah:

and my brain is melted in all this heat!:-5

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:06 am

koochikoo;883474 wrote: Hello Hope :-6 Just got here myself. How are you today?

Hi Koo!:-6

i'm fine except my air conditioning is broke!:(

how are you?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:07 am

Helen;883480 wrote: morning everyone,

bootiful day here, done my shopping, walked the dog, ate half the salad roll i got for my lunch:rolleyes:

work calls now and then hopefully away to the eldest's afterwards til monday.

cant wait to get out of here for a while, here as in where i live not the computor, though it wont hurt me to have a rest from that too.

Hi Helen!:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:36 am

koochikoo;883493 wrote: Hello Helen, and hello again Carol :-6

You poor thing Hope, I doubt it gets as hot here as it does there but I'd still die without the air con. You need 2 of those shiny hunky men fanning the palm fronds to keep you cool :sneaky:

:wah:
Hi babe....sorry I was just doing a hair cut....oh you know dont you lolxxx

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:37 am

Helen;883480 wrote: morning everyone,

bootiful day here, done my shopping, walked the dog, ate half the salad roll i got for my lunch:rolleyes:

work calls now and then hopefully away to the eldest's afterwards til monday.

cant wait to get out of here for a while, here as in where i live not the computor, though it wont hurt me to have a rest from that too.

Hi Helen, enjoy your weekend Mrs :-6:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:39 am

Helen;883480 wrote: morning everyone,

bootiful day here, done my shopping, walked the dog, ate half the salad roll i got for my lunch:rolleyes:

work calls now and then hopefully away to the eldest's afterwards til monday.

cant wait to get out of here for a while, here as in where i live not the computor, though it wont hurt me to have a rest from that too.Have a nice weekend matexx

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:40 am

Hi G#Gill, Helen, Koo, Carol, Kay and all the rest of you very fine people. I don't think I should have had that second glass of sangria after the gin and tonic.. hic.. but who can resist Spanish tapas on a Sydney Saturday evening, after the film :Miss Pettigrew Lives for a DAy. Nice one!!! :-6

I gotta catch up on sleeeeeeeeep...... ahhhhhhh Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:43 am

koochikoo;883493 wrote: Hello Helen, and hello again Carol :-6

You poor thing Hope, I doubt it gets as hot here as it does there but I'd still die without the air con. You need 2 of those shiny hunky men fanning the palm fronds to keep you cool :sneaky:

:wah:

owww that sounds like a great idea, you know where i can find any of those guys?:sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:45 am

Hi everybody !!! Hope you all have a good day today - the sky is cloudy, we've had some rain, but we're told the sun may break through this afternoon !:rolleyes::-6

My two fellas are out this morning, so now that I've done me chores, I'm gonna have a play in the arcade, just to chill out a bit. I'm glad I don't live in all those high temps. though --- I don't do 'hot' . Best of luck Hope, to get your AC fixed soon matey !

Carol I'm sorry the weather is so naff for you yet again ! We''ll have to arrange a 'Carol sponsored sit-in on the computer' to raise some funds for you Mrs. :yh_rotfl

:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:45 am

WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN EMMERDALE FGS!!!!Im watching the repeats here and Im in floods of tears....I aint seen it for ages and cant believe what Im watching....what happened to Annie Sugden ffs and why am I watching a baby going back to its real parents after a hospital mix up and WHY the hell am I BALLING ME BLEEDIN EYES OUT!!!!!!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:48 am

AussiePam;883499 wrote: Hi G#Gill, Helen, Koo, Carol, Kay and all the rest of you very fine people. I don't think I should have had that second glass of sangria after the gin and tonic.. hic.. but who can resist Spanish tapas on a Sydney Saturday evening, after the film :Miss Pettigrew Lives for a DAy. Nice one!!! :-6

I gotta catch up on sleeeeeeeeep...... ahhhhhhh Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hi Pam ! Definitely sounds like you need sleeeeeeeeeeeep Mrs

:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:50 am

AussiePam;883499 wrote: Hi G#Gill, Helen, Koo, Carol, Kay and all the rest of you very fine people. I don't think I should have had that second glass of sangria after the gin and tonic.. hic.. but who can resist Spanish tapas on a Sydney Saturday evening, after the film :Miss Pettigrew Lives for a DAy. Nice one!!! :-6

I gotta catch up on sleeeeeeeeep...... ahhhhhhh ZzzzzzzzzzzzzWhat you like woman lol......always good to see you matexxx

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:50 am

G#Gill;883504 wrote: Hi everybody !!! Hope you all have a good day today - the sky is cloudy, we've had some rain, but we're told the sun may break through this afternoon !:rolleyes::-6

My two fellas are out this morning, so now that I've done me chores, I'm gonna have a play in the arcade, just to chill out a bit. I'm glad I don't live in all those high temps. though --- I don't do 'hot' . Best of luck Hope, to get your AC fixed soon matey !

Carol I'm sorry the weather is so naff for you yet again ! We''ll have to arrange a 'Carol sponsored sit-in on the computer' to raise some funds for you Mrs. :yh_rotfl

:-4

thanks sweetheart!

yeah it would have to go out in the middle of a heat wave!:-5:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:50 am

G#Gill;883504 wrote: Hi everybody !!! Hope you all have a good day today - the sky is cloudy, we've had some rain, but we're told the sun may break through this afternoon !:rolleyes::-6

My two fellas are out this morning, so now that I've done me chores, I'm gonna have a play in the arcade, just to chill out a bit. I'm glad I don't live in all those high temps. though --- I don't do 'hot' . Best of luck Hope, to get your AC fixed soon matey !

Carol I'm sorry the weather is so naff for you yet again ! We''ll have to arrange a 'Carol sponsored sit-in on the computer' to raise some funds for you Mrs. :yh_rotfl

:-4Now theres an idea!!!!!:rolleyes::D

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:51 am

AussiePam;883499 wrote: Hi G#Gill, Helen, Koo, Carol, Kay and all the rest of you very fine people. I don't think I should have had that second glass of sangria after the gin and tonic.. hic.. but who can resist Spanish tapas on a Sydney Saturday evening, after the film :Miss Pettigrew Lives for a DAy. Nice one!!! :-6

I gotta catch up on sleeeeeeeeep...... ahhhhhhh Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hi Pam!:-6

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:52 am

Some bloody good acting going on in Emmerdale I tell yer.....powerful stuff.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:53 am

I was bad last night G#Gill. Not what ya probably are thinking. I fell into bad company sure but it was of the book variety. Couldnt put the blood765 thing down and then decided to watch television. Got to bed VERY early.. :sneaky:

(A girl hasta have a break from dancing, painting the town red, karaoke, unbridled wickedness, parties, pubs, booze, midnight trysts... occasionallly - but this was taking things too far...)

Sigh

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:55 am

My post crossed with yours, Hope!! G'day to you!!!

Emmerdale?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:59 am

AussiePam;883515 wrote: My post crossed with yours, Hope!! G'day to you!!!

Emmerdale?

:wah::wah::wah:

yeah what is Emmerdale anyway?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:03 am

I have absolutely no idea, Hope... Emmerde in French means 'hassle'. ??? Ale is a kind of beer..

Don't hassle me when I'm getting on the outside of a cold tinnie of amber fluid.. something like that, maybe...

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:08 am

AussiePam;883518 wrote: I have absolutely no idea, Hope... Emmerde in French means 'hassle'. ??? Ale is a kind of beer..

Don't hassle me when I'm getting on the outside of a cold tinnie of amber fluid.. something like that, maybe...

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

i guess Carol can tell us when she gets back, but it sounds like it's a tv show of some sort.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:11 am

AussiePam;883515 wrote: My post crossed with yours, Hope!! G'day to you!!!

Emmerdale?
Its an English programme babe.......was about people living in the country on farms etc.....now gawd knows whats going on:wah::wah:bleedin orgies the lot!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:17 am

Carolly;883523 wrote: Its an English programme babe.......was about people living in the country on farms etc.....now gawd knows whats going on:wah::wah:bleedin orgies the lot!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Hey!! no orgies going on, on my farm!!:(:sneaky::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:18 am

Hope6;883525 wrote: Hey!! no orgies going on, on my farm!!:(:sneaky::wah:Oh f... it then I aint coming!!!!:wah::wah::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:20 am

Carolly;883527 wrote: Oh f... it then I aint coming!!!!:wah:

well if Pam will tell me where i can find those hunky guys with the fans, maybe i could arrange something!:wah::wah::sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:23 am

Gawd this is bringing back memories....Im now watching an old film that I saw being made....its a spin off from On The Buses and I had a friend who had a major role in it and used to watch it being made.............that when I was young and pretty....sigh....mind you one out of 2 now aint bad is it:wah::wah::p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:24 am

Hope6;883529 wrote: well if Pam will tell me where i can find those hunky guys with the fans, maybe i could arrange something!:wah::wah::sneaky:

Ok Im packing me bag;)

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:26 am

okay you guys i've got to go, i'm going back to bed!:wah::wah:

i'm taking your advice Gill! and gonna sleep while Jacob's asleep!:wah::wah:

my love to everybody and talk later!:-4

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:27 am

Carolly;883533 wrote: Ok Im packing me bag;)

:wah::wah::wah::wah::sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:29 am

Hope6;883536 wrote: :wah::wah::wah::wah::sneaky:have a good sleep babexx;)

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:49 am

Hi ya all....well I have had some yummy food tonight, karioke, drink, drink and more drink hic hic hic

;)

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:00 am

I am off to bed now....nite all take care :-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:36 am

kayleneaussie;883618 wrote: Hi ya all....well I have had some yummy food tonight, karioke, drink, drink and more drink hic hic hic

;)Bleedin Pig:rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:25 am

Well I aint gonna sit here and talk to meself so ttfn.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:01 am

milly45;883679 wrote: Hi all, hope everyone is keeping ok. I agree carolly emmerdale as been sad this last few weeks. I have met the actor who plays eli, hes the same as you see him on tv.
Hi Milly.............SAD??????I was crying me bleedin eyes at lol.....I fink also parts of it hit a nerve or two going back to my own childhood.Hope you are well love;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:03 am

DEAL NO DEAL on now......goodness what an exciting life I lead:rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:18 am

Hi all !! Carol, Milly, Kay, Hope, Pam and all.......... :-6

Ere, I may have put this on before, but can't remember

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote 'The Hokie Cokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in.... And then the trouble started.

Click on the link below, and have your sound up !!

Sorry if you've seen it before :rolleyes: :p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:19 am

When me prayers were poorly said

Who tucked me in me widdle bed

And spanked me till me arse was red,

Me Mudder!

Who took me from me cozy cot

And put me on the ice cold pot

And made me pee when I could not,

Me Mudder!

And when the morning light would come

And in me crib me dribbled some

Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

Me Mudder!

Who would me hair so neatly part

And hug me gently to her heart

Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,

Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit

And nearly have a king size fit

When in me Sunday pants me s*** ,

Me Mudder!

When at night her bed did squeak

Me raised me head to have a peak

Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

Me Fadder!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:22 am

Carolly;883695 wrote: When me prayers were poorly said

Who tucked me in me widdle bed

And spanked me till me arse was red,

Me Mudder!

Who took me from me cozy cot

And put me on the ice cold pot

And made me pee when I could not,

Me Mudder!

And when the morning light would come

And in me crib me dribbled some

Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

Me Mudder!

Who would me hair so neatly part

And hug me gently to her heart

Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,

Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit

And nearly have a king size fit

When in me Sunday pants me s*** ,

Me Mudder!

When at night her bed did squeak

Me raised me head to have a peak

Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

Me Fadder!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:26 am

You may have seen this before as well ! But I think it's worth another peep :wah:

For those of who still remember Julie Andrews from 'Sound of Music'....

:-)

Read on...and enjoy! It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true... Julie

Andrews turned 69 - To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1,

actress/ vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at

Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP (American

Association of Retired Persons). One of the musical numbers she

performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of

Music.' Here are the actual lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails

and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These

are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and

Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches

with swings, These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,

When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or

food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they

bring, These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin', Thin bones and

fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short,

shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,

When the hips break,

When the eyes grow dim,

Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.

I BET YOU ALL PUT THAT TO MUSIC!

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over

four minutes and repeated encores.)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:40 am

Seen it lots Gill..........get some new gear out woman....now get digging into those emails:wah::wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:51 am

I have just raided me piggy bank and bought meself a PC Memory Stick, that makes 2 that I've got. I x 4 GB for saving all Chris's stuff, and 1 x 8 GB for all mine :wah:, well I've got a bit more stuff to save than Chris has (he's only got a few poxy emails etc).

So I shall copy all the stuff we need to save, onto these Memory Sticks, then I can delete all that stuff from my laptop. It won't half increase it's speed ! Then if I need to get something from me documents or whatever, I just stick the Memory Stick into one of my USB ports and away I go !! Good innit? They're only tiny things as well, so I can keep them in my purse, or tuck them in me laptop carrying case !! Or if I want I can put them in the special little case and clip them to me belt or where ever! :p

:rolleyes:

ALSO, and probably more importantly, they act as a back up, in case you have something happen to the laptop, then at least you've got your important items safe, if you have to wipe everything off the PC, because you can keep adding stuff to your Memory Stick, as you need to save it.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:51 am

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he

uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your

Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between

them for a few seconds every day'

Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he said 'Worked for your bum, didn't it???

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a

straw.

Stupid, stupid man!!!:-5:-5:sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:54 am

Carolly;883708 wrote: Seen it lots Gill..........get some new gear out woman....now get digging into those emails:wah::wah:

Well I am at least trying to be cheerful Mrs !! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl (and there may be somebody reading it who aint seen it before :-3

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:56 am

Carolly;883724 wrote: Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he

uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your

Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between

them for a few seconds every day'

Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he said 'Worked for your bum, didn't it???

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a

straw.

Stupid, stupid man!!!:-5:-5:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl