things you do when nobody is looking

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:11 pm

ok tell! ....what terrible embarrassing things do you do when nobody is around? ....i, of course, don't do anything embarrassing! :wah: but i am sure YOU do!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:13 pm

If you're not giving up the dirt....NEITHER AM I!!!! :yh_silent

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:16 pm

BabyRider wrote: If you're not giving up the dirt....NEITHER AM I!!!! :yh_silentOK OK...it's so damn hot here i hang around on the computer naked.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:21 pm

lady cop wrote: OK OK...it's so damn hot here i hang around on the computer naked.

I've done that!!!! :yh_rotfl

I chug Pepsi and see how loud I can burp.

And I talk to my cat. A lot.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:46 pm

(lends new meaning to 'naked gun') LOL ........i thought burping was a guy thing!:rolleyes:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:53 pm

Far Rider wrote: hahahaha oh my god women are just as bad as men!

OK heres the worst thing I do when nobody's home....

Ah nay, you ladies dont wanna know!there's a name for teasers like you FAR! don't make me get out the rubber hose......

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:52 am

*Grabs camera and heads to FR's house* I want proof.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:23 am

1- Nasal excavating 2- Gas passing 3- Crotch adjusting

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:44 am

Far Rider wrote: Ok I confess, I speed bag in my garage with out my shirt... OK you happy!

hahahahahahahahahah.... Oh I shower nekkid too! hehehehehe
What's speed bag, is that an Americanism for something naughty??

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:59 am

1. Drink from the bottle of milk in the fridge. (yeah, don't act like you don't do it too!):D

2. Crank my amplifier to jet-decibel levels.

3. Pretend to be Tom Cruise in "Risky Business".:wah:

4. Hold the kitty by the front paws and make him pretend to "dance".

5. Leave the door open while going to the bathroom.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:00 am

abbey wrote: What's speed bag, is that an Americanism for something naughty??

It's slang for a "birth control device.":wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:11 pm

I also have fun with my dog Raspberry on the wood floor,

she lies on her back and i shove her so she slides across the room, when she comes to a halt she skitters across the room for me to do it again.

She's a very strange dog!

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Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:18 pm

abbey wrote: I also have fun with my dog Raspberry on the wood floor,

she lies on her back and i shove her so she slides across the room, when she comes to a halt she skitters across the room for me to do it again.

She's a very strange dog! She is not a strange dog, I do the same thing with my wife.

wildfire78 · Post by **wildfire78** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:16 pm

Far Rider wrote: Ah yes... kitty torture.. another famous american past time....

I take my cat and lay him on the hardwood floor, spin him around and make him dizzy, then watch him stagger around... loads of fun! I can't do that when the families around!

I did that a couple of times with my cat until he puked. I don't do it any more.

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:39 pm

I also drink directly out of bottles and cartons.

I "do laps" around the room.

I'll walk around the house naked

wildfire78 · Post by **wildfire78** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:39 pm

Drink milk straight from the carton

Watch "Days of our lives" soap opera

Early morning wear only robe around house untied

Sleep in the nude:sneaky: