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Fixing Your Computer Mouse

Mouse Balls & Mouse Ball inspector..



If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.



Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.



Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.



Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.



Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items..



Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
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Why I never !
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Rugrats write about the sea.

1) This is a picture of an octopus.. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)



2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)



3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.. ( Wayne age 7)



4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)



5) A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)



6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)



7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7)



8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)



9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick. My Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)



10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)



11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)



12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)



13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)



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Hoppy, where did you get that from or did you make that up?
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sleepingbeauty;883147 wrote: Hoppy, where did you get that from or did you make that up?


It was an email someone sent me today. I get lots of wierd stuff. Probably 'cause I got lots of wierd friends. Lol.
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

I never knew a computer mouse could be so.........erotic. Let me place my right hand upon my mouse now and................................





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...click!:-4
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