Contrary to popular opinion duct tape is NOT good for fixing everything...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally got up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
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AHHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!!! :yh_rotfl
Oh geez, thanks for that laugh, I really needed it!!! :yh_bigsmi
Oh geez, thanks for that laugh, I really needed it!!! :yh_bigsmi
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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BabyRider wrote: AHHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!!! :yh_rotfl
Oh geez, thanks for that laugh, I really needed it!!! :yh_bigsmi
Bwahhh Hawww hawww that was a good one hehehehehehe
Oh geez, thanks for that laugh, I really needed it!!! :yh_bigsmi
Bwahhh Hawww hawww that was a good one hehehehehehe
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