I need professional help

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:58 am

I feel I am in dire need of professional help. As a handful of you know, I have several vices. Most of which I am able to keep in check, most of the time. Like any mere mortal, i have my ocassional slips. Eat too much at Xmas and Tanksgibbin. Can't help but smoke when I am at a bar shooting pool. If I have a Cig in my mouth and a pool cue in one hand, you better believe I will have a bottle o'beer in the other.

Not-so-typical vices. I have an insane fetish for Fossil watches. and I am a comic book geek.

someone, somewhere knew this about me and combined the last two. I found an online store that deals exclusively in Superhero watches. I damn near fell out of my chair.:-2

I was unable to stop myself and I bought 7 watches. the store had several different styles for each Hero, and I was able to restrain myself to only one particular style. However, I did buy 7 friggin watches. SEVEN!! Superman, Batman, Fantastic Four, Punisher, Green Lantern, Spider-Man, X-Men.

I need someone to take my credit cards away from me before i splurge again. Please Help Me

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:03 am

My son would love to help you out by taking the Spiderman one out of your hands!!! (errr off your wrist!!):D

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:05 am

this really belongs in the mental health forum :wah: ...but i do know some guys in the jail who would relieve you of those pesky credit cards.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:10 am

'discipline'.

Unless you can discipline yourself to not charge items on credit, you will always have a problem. To help you discipline yourself, write this word on a piece of paper and tape this paper to your credit card. Every time you pull out your card, you will see this word. Hopefully this will motivate you to discipline yourself to not charge impulsively. Good luck.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:43 pm

I don't know Wolverine - you sound pretty darned normal to me. Does that mean I need professional help too? :-3

CVX · Post by **CVX** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:52 pm

Wolverine wrote: I feel I am in dire need of professional help. As a handful of you know, I have several vices. Most of which I am able to keep in check, most of the time. Like any mere mortal, i have my ocassional slips. Eat too much at Xmas and Tanksgibbin. Can't help but smoke when I am at a bar shooting pool. If I have a Cig in my mouth and a pool cue in one hand, you better believe I will have a bottle o'beer in the other.

Not-so-typical vices. I have an insane fetish for Fossil watches. and I am a comic book geek.

someone, somewhere knew this about me and combined the last two. I found an online store that deals exclusively in Superhero watches. I damn near fell out of my chair.:-2

I was unable to stop myself and I bought 7 watches. the store had several different styles for each Hero, and I was able to restrain myself to only one particular style. However, I did buy 7 friggin watches. SEVEN!! Superman, Batman, Fantastic Four, Punisher, Green Lantern, Spider-Man, X-Men.

I need someone to take my credit cards away from me before i splurge again. Please Help Me

You sound perfectly normal to me. Enjoy life! It only comes once. (Except for Shirley MacLaine.)

Nuthrday · Post by **Nuthrday** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:57 pm

Rave on, baby!!! If that's your worst vice, whateva!! Enjoy...don't go bankrupt, control yourself a bit, and keep them all clean, but I don't think you'll ever be homeless because of it, so quit beatin' yerself up!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:14 pm

Me having a huge shoe fetish, personally dont think you have have a problem,

you're fine just so long as you dont wear em all at once!

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:27 pm

Have you got....these ones, dude?

Sorry, that's like giving a 26er of whisky to an alcoholic - not helping your addiction! (BAD turbo! -*slaps wrist*):wah:

I used to collect comics as a kid - I still have some. I assume your tag is from the X-Men character - I only have two X-Men comics, and they are the first two where Wolverine is introduced!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:01 pm

turbonium wrote: Sorry, that's like giving a 26er of whisky to an alcoholic - not helping your addiction! (BAD turbo! -*slaps wrist*):wah:

I used to collect comics as a kid - I still have some. I assume your tag is from the X-Men character - I only have two X-Men comics, and they are the first two where Wolverine is introduced!
gimme that !!!!!!

*screaming like a junkie in need of a fix*

OMG! where did you get those watches???? I must have it!!

"They gots my precious and I wants it BACK!":-1

AND you have the original introductions of he who is "The best there is at what I do"

damn. damn.

No, dude. you are not helping.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:05 pm

flopstock wrote: Now that we've all pretty much agreed that you appear normal, I'm starting to find a few questions floating to the surface...

6. Do you judge all other watches against yours?

7. Do you find yourself thinking about how 'uneven' seven sounds?

8. Have you decorated a room in their honor yet?

Just curious sweetie...not worried about you at all...tick tock tick tock...:sneaky:
6. yes i do

7. omg, that is creepy how yuo know that!

8. I had the room, needed to fill it.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:14 pm

flopstock wrote: Wow! Talk about a happy coincidence! I have no idea where my watch is and you missed my birthday! I'd like the Punisher one if it's paid off please...lol

:-6
to qoute a crazy, old, geriatric, gun lover: "From my cold, dead hands."

actually, i shall. But you will have to 'rassel me for it.:sneaky: :wah: Shouldn't last more than a round or 2. I'm a smoker... and it has been a while.

best 30 seconds of my life, i tell you what.

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:16 pm

Wolverine wrote: gimme that !!!!!!

*screaming like a junkie in need of a fix*

OMG! where did you get those watches???? I must have it!!

"They gots my precious and I wants it BACK!":-1

AND you have the original introductions of he who is "The best there is at what I do"

damn. damn.

No, dude. you are not helping.

LOL! I know, that was a really mean post, dude - sorry for that.

:-1