The one line story thread ..

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:31 pm

Trunk Monkey;870440 wrote: Mexican jumping beans that we used for.....

...entertainment during the band breaks until.........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:26 am

along-for-the-ride;870514 wrote: ...entertainment during the band breaks until.........

One got stuck in AFTR's ear and we had to......

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:27 am

call in the special ear doctor, but he was not available because he only removes jumping beans out of ears on.....................

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:40 am

a first come first serve basis.........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:48 am

cubbybear1;871731 wrote: a first come first serve basis.........

therefore ALFTR is #59 in line..................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:49 am

so we decided to take matters in our own hands and......

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:31 am

grab the bean but it kept jumping so....

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:36 am

but the hose was too big so we had to...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:39 am

Idgie;872080 wrote: plan C and taped a smaller hose to the vac which seemed to..........

suck the life out of the vacuum bag that holds winter clothes.....................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:41 am

and we didn't want to risk that so we..........

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:58 am

called in someone who specializes in.............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu May 22, 2008 11:32 am

the CEO of the "Beanee Weenee" company but he said......

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:42 pm

Trunk Monkey;872186 wrote: the CEO of the "Beanee Weenee" company but he said......

...the jumping bean already jumped out of AFTR's ear and is heading for.......

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:32 am

the Jeans Famous Baked Beans factory to be considered as a........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:44 am

secret ingredient that would make people....

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:44 am

have less gas, because we all know beans give you........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:17 pm

cheap gas to fill your car so we all.......

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:15 pm

Trunk Monkey;872952 wrote: cheap gas to fill your car so we all.......

....dug into a big bowl of beans and, pointing to our truck parked nearby, vowed that we would........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:29 am

fill that tank up so we.....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 24, 2008 1:34 pm

Trunk Monkey;873593 wrote: fill that tank up so we.....

...cruise on Route 66 and honk at.................

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Sat May 24, 2008 7:45 pm

along-for-the-ride;873743 wrote: ...cruise on Route 66 and honk at.................

turkey vultures sagging sage brush...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:07 am

watermark;873855 wrote: turkey vultures sagging sage brush...

and the cows that were in the middle of.....

freetobeme · Post by **freetobeme** » Sun May 25, 2008 4:09 pm

the field which was dug over for the mining company to come in and

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:01 pm

freetobeme;874281 wrote: the field which was dug over for the mining company to come in and

(since when are mines in fields :wah: well nevermind)

battle fierce prairie dogs that had set traps

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:10 am

watermark;874429 wrote: (since when are mines in fields :wah: well nevermind)

battle fierce prairie dogs that had set traps

to catch ferrel pigs..................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:12 am

but the pigs started to....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:34 pm

Trunk Monkey;874659 wrote: but the pigs started to....

...sqweel in fright and scamper all over the...................

freetobeme · Post by **freetobeme** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:03 pm

along-for-the-ride;874837 wrote: ...sqweel in fright and scamper all over the...................

Darned field, setting off some 3D field topology analysis equipment, but Jed

(they weren't mining for mines you know )

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along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:59 pm

freetobeme;874888 wrote: Darned field, setting off some 3D field topology analysis equipment, but Jed

(they weren't mining for mines you know )

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......forgot to turn on the equipment so nothing happened until.........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 27, 2008 5:52 am

along-for-the-ride;874908 wrote: ......forgot to turn on the equipment so nothing happened until.........

AFTR figured out the glitch and then it started raining on the field.................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:25 am

qsducks;875139 wrote: AFTR figured out the glitch and then it started raining on the field.................

and every one started to run for AFTR car that was.........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:26 am

Mustang;875214 wrote: and every one started to run for AFTR car that was.........

driving around in circles....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:32 am

qsducks;875216 wrote: driving around in circles....................

so every one was falling in the mud all................

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:08 am

over the yard and could not get their balance because their feet kept......

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:23 am

Cow Patty;875345 wrote: over the yard and could not get their balance because their feet kept......

Falling off the side of AFTR brand new T-Bird that...........

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:31 pm

...was splashing mud all over everybody except.........

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Tue May 27, 2008 8:24 pm

along-for-the-ride;875730 wrote: ...was splashing mud all over everybody except.........

the lucky driver who was btw instrumental in maintaining a plot for this sorry...

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:07 am

which only makes sense to those who have............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:48 am

done mud wrestling while they were....

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:49 am

still in their wedding dress and at their..........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:30 am

wedding reception which was held at....

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:31 am

Unlce Joe and Unlce Jakes barn that was right next to .........

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed May 28, 2008 1:20 pm

Cow Patty;876404 wrote: Unlce Joe and Unlce Jakes barn that was right next to .........

..the old dairy farm that was shut down in...................

freetobeme · Post by **freetobeme** » Wed May 28, 2008 4:11 pm

along-for-the-ride;876607 wrote: ..the old dairy farm that was shut down in...................

light of the discovery that the sour old cow gave out sour old milk so...

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watermark · Post by **watermark** » Wed May 28, 2008 9:03 pm

[QUOTE=freetobeme;876785]light of the discovery that the sour old cow gave out sour old milk so...

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the family decided it was time to put a red ribbon around her sagging neck and give her to the newlyweds because

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu May 29, 2008 9:20 am

believe it or not the newlyweds liked sour milk, it went great with their.........