NOT TO MENTION - STONE THE CROWS!!! Who put a geranium pot on the floor where I've now tripped over the freaking thing... Merde!!!
...... OOOOOOoooooo my head!!!!! Have I been out on the town? Is this a pub??? HIC..... er... I vaguely remember stumbling in here... eighteen pages ago. It did seem like only last night.
OOOoooo turn the lights down!!! Is that you Idgie, Mustang, Hope, Koochikoo, Trunkers, gsducks... do I know you all?? Can't remember my name, but it's nice to meet you all.

Any coffee going?