Names
If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.
Eating Out
When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Money
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.
Bathrooms
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.
Arguments
Women always have the last word in an argument.
Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Cats
Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.
Future
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.
Success
A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.
A successful woman is one who can find that a man.
Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Dressing Up
A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Natural
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.
Children
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people around the house.
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"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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jones jones
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Before Sunset;871825 wrote: Cats
Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, men will kick cats.
Aww, tell me it ain't so! :-1
nah!!! its not so!
Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, men will kick cats.
Aww, tell me it ain't so! :-1
nah!!! its not so!
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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all women don't like cats! i much prefer dogs!
all women do not dress up everywhere they go either, if i had to take time to dress up everytime i went somewhere i'd never leave the house!:wah:
all women do not dress up everywhere they go either, if i had to take time to dress up everytime i went somewhere i'd never leave the house!:wah:
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jones jones;871805 wrote: Names
If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.
Eating Out
When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Money
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.
Bathrooms
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.
Arguments
Women always have the last word in an argument.
Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Cats
Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.
Future
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.
Success
A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.
A successful woman is one who can find that a man.
Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Dressing Up
A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Natural
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.
Children
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people around the house.
Children: A woman knows all about her children. Yes, including their birthweight, clothing size, shoe size, zodiac sign, birthday and everything else.:wah:
A man is vaguely aware of their birthdays and always has to guess, plus he get's wedding anniversary's mixed up with somebody's birthday.:wah:
If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.
Eating Out
When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Money
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.
Bathrooms
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.
Arguments
Women always have the last word in an argument.
Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Cats
Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, will men kick cats.
Future
A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.
Success
A successful man is one who makes more money than can be spent by his wife.
A successful woman is one who can find that a man.
Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Dressing Up
A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Natural
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.
Children
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people around the house.
Children: A woman knows all about her children. Yes, including their birthweight, clothing size, shoe size, zodiac sign, birthday and everything else.:wah:
A man is vaguely aware of their birthdays and always has to guess, plus he get's wedding anniversary's mixed up with somebody's birthday.:wah:
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LOL. This made me laugh. Everyone women is ofcourse different. I like cats but I prefer a dog. I want something that will attack people if needed :wah:. I have about 10 items in my bathroom. I'm successful when I start making money 
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Natural
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.
That was funny and sadly sometimes true for some women.
. Natural
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
Women will somehow deteriorate during the night.
That was funny and sadly sometimes true for some women.
Differences Between Men and Women
sleepingbeauty;871908 wrote: LOL. This made me laugh. Everyone women is ofcourse different. I like cats but I prefer a dog. I want something that will attack people if needed :wah:. I have about 10 items in my bathroom. I'm successful when I start making money .
And just what are those 10 items? I just cleaned my bathroom this morning and threw out 5 empty shampoo bottles, 3 beat razors and 3 empty toilet paper rolls. My kids are such slobs.
.And just what are those 10 items? I just cleaned my bathroom this morning and threw out 5 empty shampoo bottles, 3 beat razors and 3 empty toilet paper rolls. My kids are such slobs.
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sleepingbeauty
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Soap, toilet tissue, razor, compact (makeup), mascara, eyeliner, toothpaste, tooth brush, and wash rags (one for my face and one for my body), and deodorant. Shampoo is in the bathroom closet so that could make 11.
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sleepingbeauty;871948 wrote: Soap, toilet tissue, razor, compact (makeup), mascara, eyeliner, toothpaste, tooth brush, and wash rags (one for my face and one for my body), and deodorant. Shampoo is in the bathroom closet so that could make 11.
I envy you, as you actually have a closet in your bathroom.:p
I envy you, as you actually have a closet in your bathroom.:p
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jones jones
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koochikoo;871843 wrote: Natural
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
I'd also say this wasn't either :wah:
unless i have the wrong kinda mirror koo ... your right!
Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
I'd also say this wasn't either :wah:
unless i have the wrong kinda mirror koo ... your right!
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:wah:Funny, JJ..................but rather old fashioned observations.
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