How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time:

Post by **jones jones** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:31 pm

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME:

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME:

Show up naked.

Santanico · Post by **Santanico** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:42 pm

jones jones;871329 wrote:

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME:

Show up naked.

And bring beer!

Post by **jones jones** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:51 pm

Santanico;871332 wrote: And bring beer!

:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 7:56 am

And the remote control:wah::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:00 am

qsducks;871756 wrote: And the remote control:wah::wah:

you took the words right out of my mouth darlin i was just about to say the remote control too!:wah::wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:07 am

Hope6;871768 wrote: you took the words right out of my mouth darlin i was just about to say the remote control too!:wah::wah::wah:

As I like to say sometimes it's just nice to have sole control over the remote:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:11 am

Jeff Foxworthy has cleared that up on his comedy skit...all a man needs is to see something naked and a beer.....I agree to add the remote control in there....:wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:26 am

WonderWendy3;871776 wrote: Jeff Foxworthy has cleared that up on his comedy skit...all a man needs is to see something naked and a beer.....I agree to add the remote control in there....:wah::wah:

And the something naked does not have to be sitting next to him, he;ll be satisfied if it's on the tv:sneaky:

Post by **jones jones** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:45 am

Before Sunset;871811 wrote: You post the funniest stuff, Jj! :wah:

I laughed out loud when I read the part I bolded.

As to the remote control that everyone keeps referring to here. I've always had control of that! :sneaky: But I'll show up naked.

good girl sunset!!!:sneaky:

Jj:-4

Dweedle Dee · Post by **Dweedle Dee** » Thu May 22, 2008 11:46 am

jones jones;871329 wrote: HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:38 pm

What a nice "to do" list for both men and women. :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:04 pm

Dweedle Dee;872200 wrote:

I'm afraid my wife might get pissed if I zap her with that ray gun..

Dweedle Dee · Post by **Dweedle Dee** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:10 pm

You should be okay, there are variable settings. :yh_angel

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:17 pm

Dweedle Dee;872339 wrote: You should be okay, there are variable settings. :yh_angel
I reckon I better start with the stun seting.

Dweedle Dee · Post by **Dweedle Dee** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:21 pm

Kinky! You can pretend you're Captain Kirk and your wife can be the blue skinned slave girl.

You space stud.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:40 pm

Dweedle Dee;872346 wrote: Kinky! You can pretend you're Captain Kirk and your wife can be the blue skinned slave girl.

You space stud.
She'd most likely say Space Cadet..

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:42 pm

Forget that plastic purple thingy....................

Picture this.................

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Dweedle Dee · Post by **Dweedle Dee** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:49 pm

Naw, laundry doesn't really do it for me.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:14 pm

:wah:

How about these..................??

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Dweedle Dee · Post by **Dweedle Dee** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:19 pm

1. He's about to push her in the river and claim her insurance.

2. Crack sand!

3. Not bad but it looks like a watch ad.

4. Yes!

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:35 pm

along-for-the-ride;872390 wrote: :wah:

How about these..................??

i like the last picture there on the bottom row, now that's my kind of place!:-4