For all those who have suffered in customer services:

Post by **jones jones** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:54 am

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his bald head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel.

Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a toffee apple

Moral of the story: You will NEVER please everyone, do not take it personally.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:59 am

jones jones;870419 wrote: A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his bald head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel.

Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a toffee apple

Moral of the story: You will NEVER please everyone, do not take it personally.

Where do you get these funny jokes?:wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:09 am

hey ducks ...

a day never goes by that i don't laugh at something even if sometimes its myself!

i have friends who bombard me with e-mails and if they funny or interesting ... i pass them on!

jj

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:20 am

jj

too funny

I never remember a joke - or relay the joke right

My day to day life is a " I Love Lucy Episode" DAILY Laughs.

I have a unique - healthy - laugh - and it's so healthy to Laugh.:wah:

I'd be in a padded room - if I didn't laugh

Patsy

Post by **jones jones** » Tue May 20, 2008 11:28 am

Patsy Warnick;870435 wrote: jj

too funny

I never remember a joke - or relay the joke right

My day to day life is a " I Love Lucy Episode" DAILY Laughs.

I have a unique - healthy - laugh - and it's so healthy to Laugh.:wah:

I'd be in a padded room - if I didn't laugh

Patsy

you are so so right patsy ...

i can never figure men and women who walk around with a miserable scowl on their face ...

and i have seldom met anyone who can resist a smile ... especially a libra smile and not smile back ...

Jj:-4

Hugz · Post by **Hugz** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:43 pm

That's Funny! :wah:

And this is so true.

jones jones;870419 wrote:

Moral of the story: You will NEVER please everyone, do not take it personally.

Malady Ash · Post by **Malady Ash** » Mon May 26, 2008 1:52 am

jones jones;870442 wrote: you are so so right patsy ...

i can never figure men and women who walk around with a miserable scowl on their face ...

and i have seldom met anyone who can resist a smile ... especially a libra smile and not smile back ...

Jj:-4

That must be the libra charm then cos im a libra, i love to say hello to people in the street to see if they will say hello back.

Post by **jones jones** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:51 am

Malady Ash;874491 wrote: That must be the libra charm then cos im a libra, i love to say hello to people in the street to see if they will say hello back.

worx for me honey!

Jj:-4