..12 of the finest double-entendres that have been aired on British TV & Radio
> Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -
> 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
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> New ZealandRugbyCommentator -
> 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
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> Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
> 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxfordcrew.
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> US PGA Commentator -
> 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them
> ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'
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> A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
> 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised
> me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
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> Steve Ryder covering the USMasters:
> 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
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> Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
> 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.
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> Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKeclipse coverage remarked:
> 'They seem cold out there,
> they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.
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> Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
> 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
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I am just finishing up in work, and i am crying laughing at them ones. :wah::wah:
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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a comment made by a commentator about the british bobsleigh team a long time ago, sorry cant remember what the team members name was......... he enjoys his sport very much and can often been seen in the shed at the bottom of his garden, fiddling with his bobs
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sure was funny Eddie :wah: