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qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:42 am

Carolly;858275 wrote: Aint tellin:p

I need to clean out my bedroom closet and get rid of stuff.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:42 am

I like my leeks with cheese sauce. Mmm mm

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:43 am

Clodhopper;858279 wrote: I like my leeks with cheese sauce. Mmm mm

Leeks are also good in soup or stews.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:45 am

Clodhopper;858279 wrote: I like my leeks with cheese sauce. Mmm mm
You wouldn't like my leak with cheese sauce fgs

:-3

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:46 am

Carolly;858286 wrote: You wouldn't like my leak with cheese sauce fgs

:-3

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:49 am

Carolly;858286 wrote: You wouldn't like my leak with cheese sauce fgs

:-3

Make the cheese sauce a bit thick, apply it to your problem leak, and when it cools it should plug the leak nicely.

Good heavens. Am I the only one with any practical sense round here?

Tip: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:50 am

Clodhopper;858290 wrote: Make the cheese sauce a bit thick, apply it to your problem leak, and when it cools it should plug the leak nicely.

Good heavens. Am I the only one with any practical sense round here?

Tip: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks.

:wah:My husband is a plumber and has been paid several times with canned tomatoes.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:52 am

qsducks;858292 wrote: :wah:My husband is a plumber and has been paid several times with canned tomatoes.

At what velocity?:wah:

Tip amended: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks, except in Philadelphia.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:53 am

Clodhopper;858290 wrote: Make the cheese sauce a bit thick, apply it to your problem leak, and when it cools it should plug the leak nicely.

Good heavens. Am I the only one with any practical sense round here?

Tip: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks.Can I use semi skimmed milk:-3ere yer dead clever aint you:-2

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:54 am

Clodhopper;858296 wrote: At what velocity?:wah:

Tip amended: Don't offer to pay your plumber in leeks, except in Philadelphia.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people give him.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:55 am

qsducks;858292 wrote: :wah:My husband is a plumber and has been paid several times with canned tomatoes.Well get him round here then woman:-5:-5You can buy the ticket but Im worth it:rolleyes::D

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:56 am

Carolly;858301 wrote: Well get him round here then woman:-5:-5You can buy the ticket but Im worth it:rolleyes::D

That's the dude whose piccy I sent to you.

I'm sure he'd be glad to come over:D

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:57 am

Mental picture: qsdrake rushing down the stairs in a hail of tins of tomatoes. Voice from above: "...and don't come back!"

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:57 am

qsducks;858300 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people give him.

:-3

:rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:58 am

qsducks;858303 wrote: That's the dude whose piccy I sent to you.

I'm sure he'd be glad to come over:D
:guitarist:guitarist:D;)

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 10:59 am

Carolly;858306 wrote: :-3

:rolleyes:

Around Christmas they tip him nicely. Put in a stove for some lady and she tipped him $100.00 which went right into my pocket:D.:-4

Cloddy, he never has call backs.:p Get's the job done right.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:00 am

(groans) we're back on toyboys, aren't we?

(primly): If you girls could haul your minds out of your knickers for just one moment, Carrolly's got a leak. Er, let me rephrase that.

Post by **jones jones** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:02 am

Hope6;854143 wrote: What do you like to do with the dirt JJ?:wah::wah::wah::wah:

i like getting the dirt on people!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:02 am

Clodhopper;858310 wrote: (groans) we're back on toyboys, aren't we?

(primly): If you girls could haul your minds out of your knickers for just one moment, Carrolly's got a leak. Er, let me rephrase that.

At least he's my boytoy:D:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:07 am

Clodhopper;858310 wrote: (groans) we're back on toyboys, aren't we?

(primly): If you girls could haul your minds out of your knickers for just one moment, Carrolly's got a leak. Er, let me rephrase that.Oops sorry:(ere what shall I have for dinner to night

we are talking a big bebate ye know

:rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:08 am

qsducks;858313 wrote: At least he's my boytoy:D:-4Schhhhh behave

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:09 am

jones jones;858312 wrote: i like getting the dirt on people!
Hope yer books big enough for mine:rolleyes:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:11 am

Carolly;858321 wrote: Hope yer books big enough for mine:rolleyes:

Get Jj to read you his take on you and your guy's zodiac signs.

Post by **jones jones** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:13 am

I was only having you on pussycat ... i know you met the beatles and i am soooo envious .. as for the others ... i was just teasing ...

Jj

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:15 am

jones jones;858325 wrote: wot? and innocent pussycat like you can't have no dirt!

then again

you did know the beatles ... the stones ... the searchers ... the animals ... marianne faithfull ... cilla black ... peter and gordon ... the kinks ...

procol harem ... the moody blues ... the hollies ... the rockin berries ...

have i missed anyone out?

The Who

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:20 am

jones jones;858325 wrote: wot? and innocent pussycat like you can't have no dirt!

then again

you did know the beatles ... the stones ... the searchers ... the animals ... marianne faithfull ... cilla black ... peter and gordon ... the kinks ...

procol harem ... the moody blues ... the hollies ... the rockin berries ...

have i missed anyone out?NO I BLEEDIN DID NOT MOUTH ALL MIGHTY:-5All I did was to meet the Beatles Drama Queen:rolleyes:.....mind you I will be seeing some of those you mention at the 60s week where Im going in 2 weeks:pSarcy Git!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 11:32 am

Watching Eastenders;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:02 pm

Now watching.......dunno but its rubbish:(

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:03 pm

i gotta unload me car:-5:-5

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:04 pm

First sign of madness is talking to yerself.......oh so what.:-3

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:05 pm

Wonder why they call people whose name is Elizabeth, Betty

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:10 pm

Wonder why when you put socks in a washing machine one always goes missing

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:11 pm

and jesus died to save us all

if that does not kill the thread nothing will

amen

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:12 pm

Wonder how a frog and a pig a can talk like Hermit and Miss Piggy does

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:13 pm

Carolly;858359 wrote: Wonder how a frog and a pig a can talk like Hermit and Miss Piggy does

i think you mean Kermit

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:14 pm

Wonder why I cant do certain games in the Arcade:-5:-5:sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:14 pm

el guapo;858360 wrote: i think you mean KermitNa I meant his brother:rolleyes::p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:15 pm

Wonder why Im here

:-3

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:15 pm

Carolly;858362 wrote: Na I meant his brother:rolleyes::p

is he sleeping with miss piggy

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:17 pm

el guapo;858364 wrote: is he sleeping with miss piggyCourse he bleedin is

;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:18 pm

Im gonna have some scampi in a minute:D

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:19 pm

Carolly;858365 wrote: Course he bleedin is

;)

o my miss piggy

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:21 pm

el guapo;858367 wrote: o my miss piggyshes a tart

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:22 pm

Carolly;858368 wrote: shes a tart

or a porker

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:23 pm

el guapo;858370 wrote: or a porkerI like pork

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:25 pm

Carolly;858372 wrote: I like pork

so ya piggy sexual

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:29 pm

el guapo;858373 wrote: so ya piggy sexual
am I

:-3

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:30 pm

Carolly;858375 wrote: am I

:-3

you tell me

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:32 pm

el guapo;858376 wrote: you tell mewould if i knew what the bleedin ell yer going on about

:rolleyes::p

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:33 pm

Carolly;858378 wrote: would if i knew what the bleedin ell yer going on about

:rolleyes::p

i wish i knew too