If God appeared tomorrow?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:30 am

If God appeared in human form tomorrow on the streets of London and if he started telling the people that he was God, do you think anyone would believe him? Or do you think they would think he's just some wacko?

Do you think those that think they know Him would know Him at once, and those who don't, would question and hopefully make an amazing discovery?

Would it be the end of the world,or would it be the beginning?

Would Steven Spielberg be first to say hi?:sneaky:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:41 am

Chezzie;856885 wrote: If God appeared in human form tomorrow on the streets of London and if he started telling the people that he was God, do you think anyone would believe him? Or do you think they would think he's just some wacko?

Do you think those that think they know Him would know Him at once, and those who don't, would question and hopefully make an amazing discovery?

Would it be the end of the world,or would it be the beginning?

Would Steven Spielberg be first to say hi?:sneaky:

I think he would have to perform a miracle before most would believe.

Anyway why London? Has he heard that Heathrow is a good arrival point, if so which terminal?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:45 am

Pheasy;856898 wrote: I think he would have to perform a miracle before most would believe.

Anyway why London? Has he heard that Heathrow is a good arrival point, if so which terminal?

I did quander over which city, I decided it would be a city for maximum coverage, I picked London cos Im a brit...If I was an American I think i'd of pick New York...The city he shows himself is totally irrelevant lol....Heathrow would never be a safe bet Pheasy lol...:wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:48 am

I think that most people would just consider the guy either crazy or dilusional unless as Pheasy says he does something to prove people wrong, but that would have to be something big. I mean otherwise to people, he may as well just be another Joe Bloggs who thinks he is something that he's not.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:53 am

He might get noticed more with this approach ......

I could get on with this God .... I like his tone

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:54 am

Pheasy;856914 wrote: He might get noticed more with this approach ......

excellent:wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:54 am

That's undoubtedly one of the greatest movies ever!! :wah: :wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:55 am

chrisb84uk;856918 wrote: That's undoubtedly one of the greatest movies ever!! :wah: :wah:

If God showed himself like that, Id then believe:-6

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:58 am

Chezzie;856905 wrote: I did quander over which city, I decided it would be a city for maximum coverage, I picked London cos Im a brit...If I was an American I think i'd of pick New York...The city he shows himself is totally irrelevant lol....Heathrow would never be a safe bet Pheasy lol...:wah:

I am an American but I would have picked Philadelphia, PA:wah: But then again, Jesus would probably get lost in the airport, so maybe a better place would be to have him down at the Reading Terminal Market or at Pat's or Geno's Steaks.:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:12 am

qsducks;856924 wrote: I am an American but I would have picked Philadelphia, PA:wah: But then again, Jesus would probably get lost in the airport, so maybe a better place would be to have him down at the Reading Terminal Market or at Pat's or Geno's Steaks.:wah:

Nooooo I recommend he comes in at Newark

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:16 am

Pheasy;856941 wrote: Nooooo I recommend he comes in at Newark

How about Atlantic City? He would alot of work to do in that city.:wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:19 am

Perhaps he could appear here instead. Our city is SOOOOO boring and in need of a miracle that God appearing here would really change things for the better. :wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon May 05, 2008 8:35 am

rjwould;856967 wrote: There are some whom believe he is a member of FG, could it be true.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon May 05, 2008 9:16 am

rjwould;856967 wrote: There are some whom believe he is a member of FG, could it be true.

Now that would be something!! :-6

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon May 05, 2008 9:41 am

rjwould;857026 wrote: If I had any inclination whatsoever that God was on earth, I would walk up to him and kick him square in the groin. If he reacted at all, then I would not believe he was God because I don't think God would have testicles.

Some say the reason Jesus could not convince anyone in his village to follow him was because when he made his declaration in the synagogue his scrotum actually shrunk and disappeared before everyones eyes as Jesus cried in pain. Therefore the rest of the men said "no way am I going to go through that." And the women told the men they better not too.

Then there is the episode in the Garden when Peter wanted to fight, but Jesus told Peter....well, you know the story.....Thats why Peter gave Jesus up (denied him) later that evening.....Peter was mad at Jesus because he was afraid to fight......hence Peter knew at that point that Jesus had no balls...

The daunting question right now is; "Do I have the balls to hit the submit button?" If you are reading this, you know the answer...

You can open your eyes now RJ, I can confirm that you did hit that 'submit' button

Good Luck

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Mon May 05, 2008 9:45 am

The problem of anthropomorphization.

Shalom

Ted:-6

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:16 am

Ted;857066 wrote: The problem of anthropomorphization.

Shalom

Ted:-6

Hi Ted, I thought of you today:-6

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:42 am

Let's see if Jesus appeared here tomorrow. Yes, he would surely come to my house and have some good cooking. Sorry though, no room at the inn. He can have the sofa.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:46 am

qsducks;857168 wrote: Let's see if Jesus appeared here tomorrow. Yes, he would surely come to my house and have some good cooking. Sorry though, no room at the inn. He can have the sofa.

What you would feed him and give him a sofa to sleep on just because he claimed to be God? So where do you live and whats your cooking like

Incidentally God could be a she

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:48 am

qsducks;857168 wrote: Let's see if Jesus appeared here tomorrow. Yes, he would surely come to my house and have some good cooking. Sorry though, no room at the inn. He can have the sofa.

thats great lol but what id really like to know is if those that believe in him would know that he was who he said he was, purely as they "have faith".

What efect would he then have on the world today?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:50 am

Chezzie;857193 wrote: thats great lol but what id really like to know is if those that believe in him would know that he was who he said he was, purely as they "have faith".

What efect would he then have on the world today?

I'd have to say I'd have faith if he liked my cooking and found the sofa comfy. At least everybody else does.

But, I have good faith that he won't complain.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon May 05, 2008 4:19 pm

Some of us believe that God is omnipresent.........everywhere. That means He is in all of us..............So any one walking the streets of Chicago or London or Sydney has His essence. People you talk to everday, or pass by in the streets, should be treated as though they "are" Jesus. With respect and dignity, courtesy, kindness, patience, empathy and tolerance.

So, in a way, God is already here. Waiting.

Dewey2Me1MoThyme · Post by **Dewey2Me1MoThyme** » Mon May 05, 2008 4:37 pm

Chezzie, before I totally give up what little faith I have left, dew you know something we don't? I haven't seen it on the news yet, but then again, they didn't cover Elvis flipping burgers and dewing phone sex in Mexico either. :-2

Dew

"Anything worth dewing is worth dewing well"

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Mon May 05, 2008 4:45 pm

along-for-the-ride:-6

An excellent comment with which I am in total agreement.

Shalom

Ted:-6

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:24 pm

along-for-the-ride;857502 wrote: Some of us believe that God is omnipresent.........everywhere. That means He is in all of us..............So any one walking the streets of Chicago or London or Sydney has His essence. People you talk to everday, or pass by in the streets, should be treated as though they "are" Jesus. With respect and dignity, courtesy, kindness, patience, empathy and tolerance.

So, in a way, God is already here. Waiting.

:yh_clap:yh_clap Awesome Post my sista!

I know that if God made himself of human form, we would know it....I feel his presence in my life daily, he doesn't need to be in human form for me, I know he guides me through my days un-harmed and truly blessed!:-6

There are too many self-proclaimed prophet today, I have a good friend who is a real prophet and I am in awe in her presence whenever I'm around her.

I used to listen to this song on an old cassette tape years ago...

http://www.angel-stardust.com/Penny/ifjesuscame.html

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:33 pm

along-for-the-ride;857502 wrote: Some of us believe that God is omnipresent.........everywhere. That means He is in all of us..............So any one walking the streets of Chicago or London or Sydney has His essence. People you talk to everday, or pass by in the streets, should be treated as though they "are" Jesus. With respect and dignity, courtesy, kindness, patience, empathy and tolerance.

So, in a way, God is already here. Waiting.

jimbo;857607 wrote: i agree 1oo% sista but my fantastic witty genius newark =wanker post seems to of escaped your attention WW :wah::wah::-6

any way if god joined fg , he would probably be middle aged fat and bald ...... so just think about that sista

I love when you say wanker....and I'm thinking that is a b-b-b-bad thing!!:rolleyes::o

Andddddd......God definately has a great sense of humor, that is for sure...as for the other attributes....I'll just take your word for it.....

Was Buddah middle aged?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 06, 2008 12:20 am

jimbo;857613 wrote:

the ammount of times someone see's a statue of buddah and says oh look its jim if he lost weight .... oh the fun i have :rolleyes::wah:

what are you still doing up ww ...... its about time you pushed out some zzzzzzzzzzzz's my friend :-6

I am on this HORRIBLE sleeping schedule again!!:-5:-5....I need to stop it!!

I stay up all night and then want to sleep all day and can't....ugh!