The one line story thread ..

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:59 pm

the redheaded woodpecker named................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:03 pm

Fakeorama and her sidekick named Wackorama......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:05 pm

dressed in potato sacks with little...................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:07 pm

pics of people on the sacks and everyone was laughing.......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:08 pm

because the one picture was of................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:09 pm

a redheaded woodpecker not named Woody....................

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:10 pm

eating stale pretzels and wondering how they could hit the bullseye using gunnysacked woodpecker beaks attached to....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:11 pm

to her rearend that .................................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:13 pm

back fired like a plugged up exhaust on a.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:14 pm

old Chevy Caprice that sit's in the driveway on cinderblocks..................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:20 pm

rusting away with age and going..............

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:44 pm

"just throw me! I swear I can hit the....."

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:13 am

the side of a barn if I rally try..........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:39 am

using the sling shot with the rubber..............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:40 am

band that is only 1/4" wide....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:49 am

and has perfect sights on it. So, slowly Duck pulled the band back with the dart in it and...................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:55 am

hit something else altogether and was laughing so hard she......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:58 am

:yh_rotfl until she saw Hope coming after her with that BIG stick because............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:00 am

Hope doesn't like when people use rusty cars as darts to hit her barn.................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:02 am

and decided that stick wasn't going to do the job stopping this behavior, so she...........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:04 am

decided we should all be punished and have to watch Barney the Dinosaur.............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:09 am

until Duck got up and danced just like Barney or..............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:11 am

Mustang made a pointy hat out of a used toilet paper roll...............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:24 am

covered with tin foil to sell at the..................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:25 am

Hope's auction house where it should fetch millions.....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:28 am

which she's hoping for so she can buy.................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:29 am

a boomerang that should come in handy at.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:31 am

qsducks;854265 wrote: a boomerang that should come in handy at.........................

chasing those pesky deer away from her...............

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:31 am

her company picnic where she is trying to win the top prize which is a...........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri May 02, 2008 11:17 am

with extra onions and....

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Fri May 02, 2008 2:24 pm

And Garlic Dressing ,and a tall glass of....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 4:50 pm

prune juice over ice to wash it all down...............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:10 pm

so she will have enough protein to trow the boomerang....................

cubbybear1 · Post by **cubbybear1** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:11 pm

Across the playing fields of the Forum Garden where....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:14 pm

some obnoxious critters have been seen cavorting......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:47 pm

to find the missing wheel of baby swiss................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:49 pm

Mustang;855100 wrote: to find the missing wheel of baby swiss................

cheese last seen being eaten by the very hungry catapillar...................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:51 pm

qsducks;855101 wrote: cheese last seen being eaten by the very hungry catapillar...................

before it turned into a.................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:53 pm

beautiful butterfly that unfortunately is the kind that flys in your garden and eats your tomatoes.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 5:57 pm

but when Duck lets her chickens run loose, they gobble them up to help control..............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:05 pm

the aphids that are known to be the biggest garden pest...............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:17 pm

but Mustang sent a huge box of lady bugs to Duck's house to help with the..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:37 pm

problem and she was so grateful that she promied Mustang that she would send him some salsa in the fall.....................

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Fri May 02, 2008 7:19 pm

when she could harvest the tomatoes and cilantro that were sunning themselves at this very....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:03 am

moment. Duck worried that..............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat May 03, 2008 9:33 am

They weren't getting enough water so she..........

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 03, 2008 5:39 pm

...pulled and dragged the water hose to....

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Sat May 03, 2008 7:37 pm

the farthest end of the...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun May 04, 2008 6:43 am

neighbors back yard where she then....

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:16 am

turned the sprinkler on and ran and hid behind the...........