Watch where you step

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:42 pm

Watch where you step

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they

get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't

step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their

best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains

them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to

spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and

along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another

extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment

as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for

all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She

manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.

Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid

eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains

them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to

you for all of eternity?"

And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."

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theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:47 pm

That's really good!

Now I've just got to try and remember it, to tell other people (without messing up the punchline!)

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:22 am

HA! I used that on one of the guys I work with last night. I used my name, his, and a fella we just can't stand. We call him S.T.A.N.

Sh*t

That

Ain't

Nothing

Stan didn't step on any ducks. I thought Gordon was going to P*ss himself. :yh_rotfl:

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:01 pm

Told the joke to my wife. She laughed and then said

"You 've been MLMing"

Right now squidler is asleep.

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Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:58 pm

HA!

That's great.

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:03 am

On a serious note. Duck is one of the foods I have yet to try in my life.

Kinda want to chow on some duck but am afraid I won't like it.

Absolutly hated Goose. It was both dry and greasey. President Bush ate Duck at the restraunt where I'm going to try it. The owner has pictures of himself with the President and another one with him and Dick C.

I'm still a registered republican though I voted Libertarian in the last election.

Had the Mongolian Beef today. But one day I shall attempt the duck meal that was suitable for a president.

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