The one line story thread ..

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:33 am

no one likes dung on the kitchen table or feathers in their...........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:33 am

package that should have contained a pillow................

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:34 am

but it never got sent because it was not pre-paid in advance and nothing gets sent for free............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:35 am

that's not true, don't you get free samples?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:44 am

samples aren't actually free because they do consume part of my time filling out for them and we all know time is money, or at least that is what my...............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:44 am

way am I sending money out of state......................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:28 am

because you never now if the person received it or......

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:57 pm

...the mailman mistakenly put it in someone elses mail box because....

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:36 am

he was new and did not know the route so......

Redtail · Post by **Redtail** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:38 am

to get rid of it, threw it in the first empty mailbox he came upon..........

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:27 am

then he asked TM if she still had the GA map or if it is in....................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:58 am

the bathroom still with CB who.....

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:53 pm

Trunk Monkey;852065 wrote: the bathroom still with CB who.....

..admiring her new hair style in the mirror.............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:11 pm

That took all morning to put up in to....................

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:55 am

a beehive, which she learned how to do from the magzine that she keeps......

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:22 am

in the bathroom along with her.....

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:10 am

serenity pad sample and her gigantic roll of............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:17 am

plastic bags that she covers her face in..........................

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:43 am

.....No she really wouldn't cover her face, the duck was just joking, she knows plastic bags can cause suffocation....she keeps a giganitic roll of floss next to the.

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu May 01, 2008 10:50 am

map of Georgia where she's trying to find.......

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu May 01, 2008 1:24 pm

..exactly where AFTR lives because.........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:11 pm

she needs to give her advice on how to behave.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:14 pm

like a posh lady or else Carolly would come...............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:15 pm

and bite them in the ................................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:16 pm

arse and set them...................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:18 pm

loose in the Wild Kingdom where.......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:21 pm

The lions and tigers and bears.........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:23 pm

will feast on the remains of the day.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:26 pm

And bury what they can't finish...............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:27 pm

in their closet in the bathroom of their.............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:30 pm

trailer in the sticks of PhoneyBaloney USA................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:31 pm

where all the freaks come out to play.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:34 pm

like in the movie, The Night Of The Living Dead.................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:35 pm

and they really are dead.....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:36 pm

but when the clock strikes midnight................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:37 pm

they turn into rats with no chance of ever getting Prince Charming to.................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:38 pm

bring them cheddar cheese by the................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:40 pm

the side of the sewer which they can never get out of....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:42 pm

because the city welded the grates closed.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:44 pm

and they will never be seen again.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:48 pm

in Phoney Boloney USA unless the sewer water flushed them all the way down to................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:50 pm

the Indian ocean where people thought they looked like good bait....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:50 pm

to catch a big white.................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:52 pm

shark and that was the end of the sewer rats and now the story goes that...........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:55 pm

Once upon a time....................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:56 pm

there were some really funny people who.........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:57 pm

walked into the Pub Nutters Inn..............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:58 pm

and decided to play darts using a big picture of..........................