The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more' I asked, What do you mean there's more. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'
:yh_giggle
She's PREGNANT!!
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She's PREGNANT!!
Arrrghhhh, I fell for it!! You had me believing it was really your neighbor
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She's PREGNANT!!
:wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
She's PREGNANT!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Love it!!! Very very funny!!! :wah:
~~The Family~~
Happiness is knowing where you come from...
Who you are...
And why you are here.....
She's PREGNANT!!
MOM!!!
How the heck are ya? I just saw some old posts of yours yesterday and was
going to pm you!!
:-4:-4
How the heck are ya? I just saw some old posts of yours yesterday and was
going to pm you!!
:-4:-4
She's PREGNANT!!
mominiowa;849738 wrote: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Love it!!! Very very funny!!! :wah:
Good to see you back :-4:-6
Good to see you back :-4:-6
It's nice to be important,but more important to be nice.
She's PREGNANT!!
valerie;849534 wrote: The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more' I asked, What do you mean there's more. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'
:yh_giggle
Very good Val.:wah::wah::-4
(You're going to love this!)
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'
:yh_giggle
Very good Val.:wah::wah::-4
It's nice to be important,but more important to be nice.