This letter is being sent to you because we know you are critically interested
in your front lawn, and this summer season will soon be upon us.
This is a fertilizer club and will not cost you a cent to join.
Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of this list and 5hit
on their front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed.
Then make five copies of this letter and send it to five of your friends who
appreciate good lawns. You will not get any money or checks, but within one week
if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,216 people 5hitting on your front
lawn. Your reward will
come next summer when you will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.
Mrs. Lucy Bowel, 19 Bedpan Cover,Cablelayer , Ulster
Mrs. Paula Crapp, 222 Enema Drive, Lower Dangleberry, Fife
Mr. Charles Syringe, 109 Suppository Drive, Great Brownjobs, Herts
Mr. Smelly B. Hind, 416 Diarrhea Way, Bummingham, Midlands
Mr. O. Howie Farts, 896 Rectum Road, Turdsbury, Wilts
Mr. A. Bigger Movement, 276 Fertilizer Way, Lower Rintestin, Beds.
If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbors.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN??¦ One man didn't give a 5hit
and lost his entire lawn.
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Chezzie;846377 wrote: This letter is being sent to you because we know you are critically interested
in your front lawn, and this summer season will soon be upon us.
This is a fertilizer club and will not cost you a cent to join.
Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of this list and 5hit
on their front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed.
Then make five copies of this letter and send it to five of your friends who
appreciate good lawns. You will not get any money or checks, but within one week
if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,216 people 5hitting on your front
lawn. Your reward will
come next summer when you will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.
Mrs. Lucy Bowel, 19 Bedpan Cover,Cablelayer , Ulster
Mrs. Paula Crapp, 222 Enema Drive, Lower Dangleberry, Fife
Mr. Charles Syringe, 109 Suppository Drive, Great Brownjobs, Herts
Mr. Smelly B. Hind, 416 Diarrhea Way, Bummingham, Midlands
Mr. O. Howie Farts, 896 Rectum Road, Turdsbury, Wilts
Mr. A. Bigger Movement, 276 Fertilizer Way, Lower Rintestin, Beds.
If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbors.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN??¦ One man didn't give a 5hit
and lost his entire lawn.
Chezzie you nutter !! I like it ---- what a ssip-take :wah::wah:
in your front lawn, and this summer season will soon be upon us.
This is a fertilizer club and will not cost you a cent to join.
Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of this list and 5hit
on their front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed.
Then make five copies of this letter and send it to five of your friends who
appreciate good lawns. You will not get any money or checks, but within one week
if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,216 people 5hitting on your front
lawn. Your reward will
come next summer when you will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.
Mrs. Lucy Bowel, 19 Bedpan Cover,Cablelayer , Ulster
Mrs. Paula Crapp, 222 Enema Drive, Lower Dangleberry, Fife
Mr. Charles Syringe, 109 Suppository Drive, Great Brownjobs, Herts
Mr. Smelly B. Hind, 416 Diarrhea Way, Bummingham, Midlands
Mr. O. Howie Farts, 896 Rectum Road, Turdsbury, Wilts
Mr. A. Bigger Movement, 276 Fertilizer Way, Lower Rintestin, Beds.
If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbors.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN??¦ One man didn't give a 5hit
and lost his entire lawn.
Chezzie you nutter !! I like it ---- what a ssip-take :wah::wah:
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully