A cute Bible joke

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LottomagicZ4941
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A cute Bible joke

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A cute Bible joke

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http://www.christiansonline.cc/forum/sh ... php?t=1157

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There were three men out selling Bibles. They were trying to sell Bibles on the street corners, going door to door, and where ever they could sell the Bibles. At the end of the day they got together and the first guy said, "I had my best day ever, I sold 5 Bibles today." The second guy said "Oh yeah, I had my best day ever I sold 10 Bibles today." Then they turned to the third guy and asked "How did you do today?" The third guy replied (stuttering), I hhhhad my bbbbbest ddday ever, I sssssold a hhhhhundred bbbbbbibles tttttoday." The first two guys asked, "How did you do that?'' The third guy replied, "I jjjjust aaasked tttthem if ttthey wwwwwwanted to bbbbbbuy a bbbbbbible ffffrom me, or shshshshould I rrrread it to tttthem?"

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A cute Bible joke

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