Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that
maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take
a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling
and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde ) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me
a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and
recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my
co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)
She said, "I'm going home, too. I can 't work in the
dark." _________________________
