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There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first guy said, " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter."
So God made him 100 times smarter.
The second guy said, "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter."So God made him 1000 times smarter.
The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made him a woman.
A Million Times Smarter
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polycarp
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A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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abbey
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polycarp wrote: http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=4547
The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made him a woman.Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made him a woman.Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Wolverine
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nope. not funny. didn't laugh. not even a smirk. nope, no laughing here.
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Wolverine
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a qwik left jab.... and sucker-punch.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.