Answer A Question With A Question

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:42 am

do you know you can go to any elementary school and pick them out of the trash after lunch?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:49 am

How many of us can fit in your pool?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:30 am

Is that BB?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:31 am

Did he pee in the pool?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:33 am

Can we test the water to see?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:37 am

Do you know I'm ready to go check?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:41 am

Why did you fart in your wet suit again?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:42 am

Wouldn't you if you had to go in there and check for pee?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:43 am

Will I have to take you to the carwash and have you hosed down when you get done checking for pee?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:47 am

Do you know the person in your pool is drunk?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:48 am

How can you tell?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:50 am

Perhaps because he keeps farting and thinks your pool is a jacuzzi?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:51 am

Is that because he is drunk or because he is a RN?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:01 am

Don't you think you should go check on him?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:03 am

Isn't TB out there keeping an eye on him?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:16 am

How long will they be staying with you?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:36 am

Don't you know I am sending them to your house next week?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:37 am

Do you know we don't have a trailer park here?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:37 am

do you know I will lock my door and not let them in?:wah:

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:40 am

Don't you know they travel with their trailer?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:40 am

Don't you know ducky they have presents for you?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:42 am

Do they have the reciepts in the bottom of the box?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:43 am

Did you know NAPA has a No Return Policy?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:46 am

Do you know Target is their favorite store?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:47 am

Do you think they got her something special?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:49 am

Do you know they dug in the mud for a month to find that gem for her?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:53 am

Weren't they digging the pit for thier Olympic Mud Wrestling competition?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:16 am

Did you sign up for that?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:28 am

Will you be my tag-team partener?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:30 am

Can we wash off in your pool when we are done?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:29 pm

Would you let somebody wash off in your pool after they'd been messing in the mud?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:23 am

Or would you even let them near your pool?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:50 am

Do you know the pool boy quit?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:26 am

Do you know thats a good thing because he always wanted to wear a Speedo?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:25 am

Do you know Speedo's don't look very attractive on fat men?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:45 am

Do you know I did and it wasn't a pretty sight?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:46 am

Did it make you laugh or cry?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:32 am

Didn't I tell you it made me laugh so hard I peed my pants and then cried about it?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:34 am

Were you close to home where you could go change your pants?:wah:

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:35 am

Were you wearing your wet suit?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:37 am

I used my Serentiy Sample, didn't you get one too?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:38 am

Don't you know that Depends hold more?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:39 am

Thanks for telling me this now, why didn't you tell me sooner?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:51 am

That depends. Did you ask me?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:09 am

Aren't you supposed to share your wealth of knowledge without us having to ask you?:)

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:21 am

Do you need to see a doctor for your bladder control problem?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:31 am

Should I order a pair of budgie smugglers?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:40 am

Will they get arrested crossing the boarder?